🎶 "I see a little silhouetto of a man. Scaramouche, Scaramouche, did you see the bin van go?" 🎶
Agreed, but if you'd like to sit down with my shrieking, temper-tantruming Norfolk Terrier, who refuses to poo in the perfectly good garden and I'm pretty sure has a secret watch, it would be greatly appreciated.
She hasn't mentioned it, but I think Mokka may have joined as the sole-girl singer of an indie band.
God knows what happened to the poor bastard they named Tarring Neville after.
Over the border into East Sussex for Blackboys (said many a foppish gent of yore, I'm sure, because it probably comes from the ancient foundries or charcoal burners of the Anderida Forest that once covered the county).
Cocking. This and the last two are all around the very posh area of Midhurst, the bloody weirdos.
Badgered my MP a bit. She's LibDem, so many of her peers already have, but after pressing her, following a slightly waffly initial email, she confirmed she has signed today. Email your MPs about Early Day Motion 240, to disapprove the EHRC Code of Practice and guidance. It helps.
This conversation prompted me to go and dig out photos from back then. Katie and I had a big social group who'd travel all over for shows, so we may have crossed paths regardless. Here's my stupid face at about 18.
Did you know South East Water has already implemented an informal hosepipe ban?
Had the most genuinely frightening dream, a while ago, that an alien invasion had started and I was watching these unfathomably large, brass-coloured, Polo mint-shaped craft slide silently behind thick but broken cloud over my garden. I knew we were prey and there was nothing we could do.
Saw this on the motorway, yesterday (both drivers safe) and it made me wonder, if we're now allocating specific refuge areas, shouldn't we consider creating safety huts or something? Like sturdy bus shelters behind the barriers, to protect people from the elements as they wait for assistance?
Was appointed the Spirit of Nwyfre at our open ritual, today. Let the chaos commence!