Roxi Horror 💀🌸
@roxiqt
Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻
I genuinely had such a lovely birthday this year. Thank you all for the birthday wishes! 💜
Sorry that I haven't been online as much lately, I've been in my "going outside" era. 🌲 🌸 🌻
I regret to inform everyone that moving into the woods with my husband and going outside more often has been as wonderful as I thought it would be. 💜
This is the face of a dog who can bribe me for treats with socks that she has stolen whenever she wants
Things have been so bleak lately in the world but honestly, just being around this dog has made me feel so much more optimistic about the future. She is always up to something hilarious and she is such a sweetie. Animals are amazing.
Haven't seen a raccoon yet but please accept a photo of this delightful princess who tackled us both awake at 6 AM this morning for snuggles
So, @crocketthoughton.com and I moved the other day into what is essentially my dream house and this is a glimpse of our new backyard. So, my life goal to move into the woods? ✅
A good reason to get married is so that you have someone to go look at sharks with whenever you are both like "We should go look at some freakin' sharks."
1) creamy garlic sauce is in the middle 2) a metal tin elevates the creamy garlic volcano underneath the pizza crust (like a cupcake tin) 3) the pizza slices rip out of the sides and the creamy garlic volcano remains whole until the end 4) it was delicious
Felt like I needed to add a sense of mystery and adventure to my life. Then I remembered we live in a world where I can order something called a "volcano dipper" from a pizza place and now my husband and I are waiting for this abomination to get delivered.
"I'm just a number on a spreadsheet" okay, well, I'm like a piece of gum that you find near a 7-11 with a surprisingly rich backstory & all of the townsfolk know about the gum even though they keep debating what flavor it used to be but the guy at the 7-11 swears it was that weird soap flavored gum
Amy!!!!! Those were literally the cookies I was buying because they were super discounted 😂😂😂
ME: [begrudgingly practicing self-care because I refuse to let the world harden me]
Did @crocketthoughton.com and I find the perfect Christmas gnome? Yes. Did we place him so that he strategically guards the presents? Obviously. Am I keeping him out year round after this? Duh.
This is a general interest check as I am considering opening digital art commissions. 🎨 I like to paint spooky ladies and fantasy creatures (especially Neopets). Commissions would likely range from $30 USD-$60 USD on average depending on complexity, size, etc. 💜