Richard Stromberg

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Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· 24d

"we're in a bad spot right now so we need to change direction" says the people making millions of dollars for their decisions that led to this outcome and who will get to keep their jobs and make millions more before doing this again next year

New Disney CEO Josh damaro set for $38 million pay package. Dana walden takes over as president and is set to make $24 million.

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jul 14

Everyone should have to learn Aramaic or whatever the code is in and make one game using the frostbite engine. Wanna see what weird shit pops out.

A soldier in sunglasses and helmet with an extremely long, graphically and comically stretched out neck, looking at the viewer

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jul 13

Tired and exhausted scar no with a short haircut and tears in her eyes, looking downward dejectedly

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jul 13

*SPOILER WARNING FOR RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2* Arthur Morgan staring at the sunset with his dying breath.

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jul 13

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jul 10

Cities in Missouri are called Kansas

John Brown with righteous fury in his eyes in the center of a painting with a Bible in one hand and a rifle in the other. To the viewers right are confederate soldiers and fires on the plains and to the left are union soldiers and a tornado, as well as the US flag. It's a mural called tragic prelude by John Steuart curry that hangs in the Kansas capitol building in Topeka.

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jul 8

I saw Mitch McConnell today and he wanted me to tell you he saw you dance. He said, when you were little, you and him had a fight, right before your dance recital. You thought he didn't come see you dance. He did. He hid in the back so you wouldn't see. He said you were like an angel. He said you

Haley Joel Osment as Cole in The Sixth Sense. A young boy sits in the passenger seat of a car with rain on the window, he's looking over at the driver, his mom, with tears in his eyes

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jul 6

A meme of Obama giving himself the presidential medal of freedom

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jun 29

Okay I'm done now

One of those little rats from Cinderella pulling anal beads out of the chubby little rat. I think they're pearls? Idk. I don't care enough to Google what's actually going on. I just remember this from when I was like 15 and we found all those weird sex scenes. Remember the Lion King spelling sex? Whatever. Good night.

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jun 29

Wait

Pacha showing Kuzco this little move he likes to call the emperor's new groove. A man in green laying on top of a llama. It's a scene from the emperor's new groove. Both of their mouths are open.

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jun 27

I've had my snack and I've had my treat but what about my sneet?

Smug, dumb bitch pippin with his dumb smug ass face right after asking for second breakfast in lotr

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jun 23

Okay let's not be presumptive here. We don't know it's Trump. It could be Mr Snrub.

A man from the Simpsons named Mr snrub. Mr snrub is definitely not me burns with a comically large mustache

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jun 23

Thought I got a good deal on my NAS HDD from Newegg the other day (and it was a decent price) and then I looked at the price I paid for the same hard drives 2 years ago.

Sad kid looking at the camera with deep dark circles under his eyes. He's in a baseball uniform with a green turtleneck under a grey uniform. There's a dinosaur on the front of his uni. He's in a chair in front of a sun lit window.

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jun 23

Crystal Palace when bigger clubs start calling about Sarr

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jun 22

Saw a Todd Reesing KU jersey in Daman, Afghanistan. Not a jersey but one of the most surreal experiences of my life was running into Don King in The Vatican on one of those hs field trip things in 2008.

A photo of don king in the Vatican. He's in between a kid with orange hair and a man with no hair but an orange beard in the foreground. It's hard to see because it was with a Kodak disposable camera with flash from 2008.

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jun 21

Brendel posting happy father's day to the king of father's day posts. It's a tweet from sadiq dated 12/7/18 that says "why do bash deadbeat dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?"

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jun 21

One time my dad came up to our hs football practice, walked up to the coach, pulled my brother out (star RB). They got in the car, cleats/pads and all and left. When he got back, my bro said he just had to change the input on the TV. We lost him in Jan and we miss him terribly. Happy Father's Day.

A pic of a man sitting at a kitchen table surrounded by his three young sons. It's a birthday party so there's cake and hats and presents and also a glass of wine because there's always a glass of wine. Everyone is smiling and two of the boys (my older and younger brother) are on my dad's lap.

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jun 21

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jun 16

I got my clothes laid out like it's the first day of school

An Algerian kit hanging off a closet door in a bedroom. It is white and green with red accents and has the number 25 on it.

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jun 15

Okay Cabo Verde damn. Love that for them.

Jon snow holds a sword and holds the line alone while cavalry advances towards him in a muddy field, making his last stand

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jun 13

Love washing down some Alexi Lalas with James Corden

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jun 4

When he wants *uppies*

Wolverine in his signature yellow and blue fit looking up

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Jun 3

Patricia the woman that you are

Actress Kate O'Flynn as Patricia in Widow's Bay. She's looking unkempt while aiming a pump action shotgun towards the camera and is in an orange oversized tshirt with a cut and blood on her forehead.

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· May 30

Men are also not girlfriends. Girlfriends are women.

Tommy Tuberville: they're now the socialist globalist Democrats. They left their base. Their new girlfriend is illegal aliens and women.

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· May 28

It's a riddle. Speak "phthartolatrae" and enter.

Frodo baggins looking quizzically at the West gate in lord of the rings

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· May 24

I don't think about this or any other app at all. I never put a thought into my posts or replies. That's social media how god intended.

I think you guys might be thinking about Bluesky too much and it's Jessa from Girls

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· May 24

A chest X-ray with three dogs in the cavity, illustrating that Cam Brinks does have that dawg in her

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· May 16

My brother's been living/acting in LA for 16 years and this is the first show of his I've been able to make it to. What an experience. Whole cast/crew is incredible. We should all be grateful for art. Go see For Want Of A Horse! @joeystromberg.bsky.social www.echotheatercompany.com/for-want-of-...

Show program of for want of a horse by Olivia default and directed by Elana luo. Presented by the echo theater company at the atwater theater.

Cast and crew of for want of a horse. Steven culp. Griffin Kelly. Jenny Soo. Joey Stromberg. Olivia Default. Elana Luo. autodealer.

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· May 3

Love hearing about the future from someone who's been around so long they saw Anu create Tathamet

A 1000 year old Barney Frank on the future of the democratic party

Richard Stromberg@rstromberg· Apr 28

Okay but what if you *could* catch Hot Moon?