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Swampy💀 (@ruh-roh) · DIRTY

Swampy💀

@ruh-roh

☕ Old biker nerd. Madly scientificating, He/him cis het, Art, Music 🎶, 🎃 Scary things, Sci-Fi, 🖖LLAP, Critters 🐾, Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 , LOVE is LOVE, BLM. 🌊💙

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Swampy💀@ruh-roh· 26d

A retro style ad. A smirking man with coffee asks, "Are these Communists in the room with us now?".

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· 26d

🥗🫣🥬

A vintage style ad. A man with a crazy look on his face eating a salad.
EXPLOSIVE FLAVOR, GREEN SALADS.
This ad not approved by RFK Jr or Health and Human Services.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· 26d

The worst I've ever seen.😳

Hazardous air quality in Marquette Mi.
The Particulate Matter 2.5 reading is 710

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· 27d

BAT BOY tabloid page.
"BAT BOY SAYS MITCH IS IN HIS CAVE"

Swampy note: yah, I'm a little burnt out on the Mitch stuff, but this had to be done.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· 28d

👋😊☕☕☀️ G'mornin, Mo!

A bug eye emoji

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· 28d

☕ c h e e r s

A little Chihuahua dog growls at the tiny cup of coffee , and smiles at the large one.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· 29d

☕Cheers Ren!🏴‍☠️

A cloud that's raining cups of coffee

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· 29d

That'll work! ☕☕

Happy emoji with fire eyes.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· 29d

☕ c h e e r s

Monday morning with Lucy and Ethel.
Lucy says; Keep pouring Ethel, it's Monday.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jul 12

☕ c h e e r s 🤔

(Frankenstein is sipping coffee, and he's smoking a cigarette.)
He thinks: "I SHOULD TERRORIZE A VILLAGE".
Frankenstein would also like to remind us ,that it's only 111 days until Halloween.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jul 11

👋😊☕☕🍪 I only know how to pick cookies, in the wild.

Big emoji with a cookie.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jul 11

face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification

Christopher Walken, looking grumpy, with a cup of coffee, and great hair.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jul 10

Robin is being slapp6bu zbstman.
Robin says: I spoke to my dear friend Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes...
Batman replies: STOP!

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jul 10

Special Agent Dale Cooper: Is in his car. He's recording a message for Diane.
"Diane, I'm now leaving Kentucky. I spoke with my dear friend Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes..."

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jul 10

👏 😂

My keyboard presented me with this cool, cookie in a cup of coffee Emoji, so I had to use it.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jul 9

Who knew "Mitch McConnell", even had a cat? 🐈 🤔

Schrödinger's Cat
The cat is both alive and dead, until it is observed.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jul 8

🤩

A bee with heart eyes

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jul 7

🤡📱⚽

The lawnmower kid with Trump:
Trump says: Don't worry, I'll just make a phone call.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jul 7

🤡⚽

Trump and the lawnmower kid. There's a soccer ball on the ground.
Trump says: They needed me on the field.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jul 7

🤡 ⚽🇺🇸

Congrats to Belgium! A great win.
I was still rooting for the US team, but everything Trump touches turns to poop.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jul 6

Have we heard anything from Mitch McConnell's Doctor yet? 💉🤔

Jeffrey Combs as Herbert West from Re-Animator.
He's filling a syringe with green glowing goo.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jul 3

✌️😁

Coffee with fireworks

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jul 3

Emoji is winking, with finger guns.
(I think he's being factitious)

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jul 2

Me with my Bluesky mutuals

Frankenstein is on some steps, he's holding someone up. An angry mob of townspeople are behind him, holding torches.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jul 2

😮 Zoinks!

RUH-ROH!
SWAMPY
In the Scooby Doo font.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jun 27

🤡 😎

Donald Trump as Bozo the Clown, next to cool Obama.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jun 27

I might not announce if I hit the lottery 🤑. But there'll be signs...

A 4 story brick tower with spiraling rungs and several arches built in, made for goats to climb and lounge.
A pointy roof on top, gives it a fairy tale look.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jun 27

Just saying 🔥🥵🔥

(A vintage cartoon frame)
Prof. Weatherby Groundhog
Weather Forecaster
Extraordinary
HOT!

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jun 27

Awwwwe!

A happy kitty.

Swampy💀@ruh-roh· Jun 27

Mom liked Jazz 🎶 ✌️😁 (A memo of hers, I saved❤️)

A handwritten note Swampymom made of her favorite Jazz musicians.
Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennett, Lena Horne and many others.
She won a contest when she was a young, and got to speak with Frank Sinatra on a radio show phone call.
Tony Bennett's mother, once cooked dinner for her. They met at the malt shop, Mom worked at when she was young.

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