I've got some bad news about Jimothy.

USWA Dallas Producer #1: "We want to do our version of the Royal Rumble, but with a different enough name so it doesn't sound like we're ripping it off." USWA Dallas Producer #2: "OK, I gotchu." #wrestlesky

Everyone else: "strawberry rhubarb pie" Taz:

Andrew and Tristan Tate arrested?

When you've had the Taylor Farms lettuce:

Reading the summaries of the idiot's speech:

1991 Akira Taue's hair game was STRONG. #wrestlesky

The Painmaker. #AEWDynamite

Coming Friday: Issue #100 of Fullweird Al-Chemist! I don't want to give away too much, but the 100th entry will make you wanna write a dozen book reports, then pack yourselves in styrofoam. #musicsky

Alright, let's see what Jake Hager is up to #wrestlesky:

AEW saw this joke and got right on it.

USWA proves to be the destination for high fashion. #wrestlesky The Memph Gala:

British Bulldog: *drinks coffee* Mongo:

POV: You got to talk to Mitch McConnell, but only because you broke one of the Five Tenets of the Dark Brotherhood.

You wanna know how hard the last couple of decades have been? This is Success Kid. #wrestlesky 🤼

Finally got myself a baby wyvern! #wrestlesky

"That's where you're wrong, pal! It's not enough to want a cracker! You have to earn it!" #wrestlesky

Everybody chill! #wrestlesky

Me, whenever Mitch McConnell tries to go back to work:

Thanks for the totally real endorsement, Andrade El Idolo! #wrestlesky 🤼

Happy Canada Day! 🦫🍁🇨🇦

Coming Wednesday to Ryan's Run Through '91: more of The Good Stuff.

Coming Friday to FULLWEIRD AL-CHEMIST: Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed…

Me, whenever a hairdresser tries to initiate small talk #wrestlesky:

Coming Friday to FULLWEIRD AL-CHEMIST: Taco.

Howdy.

When you ask Gunther not to drive so fast through a school zone #wrestlesky:

Me, whenever a good Samaritan holds the door open for me, but I'm 20 feet away: