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Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· 27d

pausa de hidratacion but it's praljak drinking poison at the hague

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jul 10

been thinking about this throughout the latest round of general bullshit… people are just absolutely allergic to the idea that *convincing someone to be a better person who wants better things for other people, of their own free will* is good politics

response to someone (asshat named Rebecca Kotey) going on about how a lot of Polanski supporters (according to her) don't like Jews, despite his stated support for the Jewish community when they are attacked:

"let's pretend this statement is real and not wank, just for a second — let's *pretend* a significant block of green support has "an aversion to the jewish community"

why aren't you *happy* about this? why aren't you *happy* that a movement is more than a composite of all of its members' bigotries?

a movement that takes a bunch of people's discomfort/antipathy/prejudice and just kinda dissipates it? because politically those feelings do not steer the ship, and yet those people still stick with the movement for other reasons?

literally neutralizing people's bad impulses in favor of good ones"

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jul 9

fucking around with ms bumbleflower is this a remotely reasonable direction?

esper sentinel, gitaxian probe, loki god of mischief, pollywog prodigy

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jul 8

?? he's just quoting examples of that guy attacking him click the link, this is the post:

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jul 6

every post is a cry for help

"I believe women and I forgive Graham Platner"

"There are no perfect men.

None.

Assume all men are rapists. Kill them in the streets if you must, but then move on and let people exist and try to do good in their lives and for others."

"Graham Platner is getting Joe Biden'd.

They will lose the senate seat because of this constant hand-wringing to a ghoul of the Senate who never did anything useful for anyone, but Republicans and the wealthy."

"I have never seen zionists try so hard to kill a candidate more than they have Graham Platner.

Racicot could have came forward earlier. The possibility that malign influences wanted to buoy her cannot be discounted.

This has political influence written all over it. All the usual Zionists in glee"

"I believe women and I forgive Graham Platner"

1 month ago:

"I believe there is a secret evil alliance between the United States, Russia, and Israel.

The aim of this alliance is the destruction of Europe.

Israel blames Europe for the Holocaust
Russia blames Europe for meddling in its affairs
USA is the willing puppet

Troop withdrawals are already beginning"

also 1 month ago:

"Planar Standard feels like the perfect Magic: the Gathering format for our current times #mtg"

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jul 6

a red card we can all get behind

olympian Amber Glenn holding up a magic card and it's Pyroblast (the special one with Takuma Ebisu's manga-style artwork of Rowan)

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jul 4

jefferson's ghost: "unfortunately, john, my with with you is at an end. i must return to hell."

john: "you went to hel!? w-why!?"

jefferson's ghost: "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Jefferson_and_slavery you're REALLY not supposed to do that."

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jul 4

tbh i think this is my favorite riff on american independence swanboy.com/comic/injure...

ghost of thomas jefferson: "and so it was decided! men would draft athletes individually, and in doing so create their own teams. teams of lore, and of hypotheticals."

rat guy: "f-fantasy te—"

jefferson: "fantasy teams."

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jul 2

he's right; it really is the apotheosis of the Reagan-Boomer ideology www.truthdig.com/articles/don...

"But that’s what Trump has built: a selectively edited present and a fabulist’s past. Having perfected both, there is no need of future. This is the Golden Age. It doesn’t get any better than this, and it won’t."

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jul 1

hmm.

drawing of miku resting her hand on gregor samsa's shoulder, by ayilings. they are saying stuff to each other but the speech bubbles are cut off. if you know you know.

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jun 30

2026 is a very different time from 1917, but i increasingly understand the confusion that russia's doctrinaire stagist marxists felt waiting for the bourgeoisie to do their own little revolution against the world's dumbest and most feckless hyper-conservative authoritarian autocracy

meme of a guy with a stick poking something on the ground

"C'mon, man… where's your dignity"

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jun 30

this debate should've been settled a long time ago but here is important evidence for anyone who still disbelieves

the speech bubbles in the comic have photos of actual animals, and here we see Rona is a sphinx cat

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jun 19

hold up, hold up — are you sure this isn't just keir starmer with clark-kent glasses??

andy burnham making a little frowny face like a keir starmer

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jun 18

important magic the gathering lore briefing

youtube comment by SparkyUpstart:

"It's SO IMPORTANT to remember that Rowan canonically got with a hot giant spider woman, and the experience was so pleasant that she almost reconsidered her quest for vengeance."

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jun 14

come on now, let's strive for a modicum of accuracy here

OP's meme where "mitch mcconnell" is a dam blocking "a whole bunch of crazy bullshit" from flooding a town, except i added water slowly flooding the town labeled "mitch mcconnell's bullshit" and the water at the top of the damn is now labeled "mitch mcconnell's strategic bullshit reserve"

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jun 11

mastodon post:

Burt's Bees (checkmark)
@BurtsBees@brands.town

burt fucks the bees

Nov 14, 2022, 12:58 PM

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jun 6

"god of war: laufey" title showing a blond-haired woman holding a bloody sword standing next to a waist-high iridescent cube, overlooking a hilly sunlit fantasy land, and the title is

"Look, I don't *enjoy* being dead, but at least I got this Cube Boyfriend"

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jun 5

i think this sort of analysis is fundamentally kinda backwards what kind of man do most men want to be? whichever kind wields status and power. they will do the shit that they associate with *masculine power* and *masculine authority* regardless of what the fuck it actually is.

(from the lib john brown stan account)
"Not sure how to get across to everyone here that our view of gender and masculinity is actually very unpopular, however normatively correct we may think it is."
"This isn't about trans stuff, which most people don't really care about. It's about stuff like "Is it better for men to get angry and yell, or get upset and cry?" That's like a 70-30 issue against us."
"People often point out that everything is gender now. And I think that's correct on some level. The problem we have as a political group is that our understanding of gender is not one that most people agree with."
"I earnestly believe that revulsion to this cultural difference is responsible for a shocking percentage of our electoral woes.
This is not a fight we should give up, but it's going to require a generation of persuasion, and in the mean time we can't afford to insist on purity."

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jun 5

these "abundance" freaks are lying to you (and themselves, probably) data centers are not *inherently* awful but the land-rush politics of the modern day means the ones being inflicted on you now are literally 100x worse than the ones already built

Jean-Marc Liotier:
"I've yet to witness any protest against the many datacenters around Paris, in nuclear-powered France, where carbon emissions are calculated and displayed on each of my telco employer's customer invoices. One of our largest datacenters is down my street in Courbevoie - most neighbours have no idea."

Will Stancil (I'm sorry, I'm sorry):
"To be fair most Americans have no idea where data centers are around them either. They oppose new ones as monstrosities that will destroy the community, but many people live close to one without a clue. This is very suggestive, because that is how NIMBYism often works."

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jun 4

ok but hear me out

a round little cactus person with a fancy pink cactus-flower for its hair

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· Jun 3

entire alleged fields of study are basically just this but narrowed to trans women

disco elysium screenshot

Rhetoric [Heroic: Failure] — Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about communism. Scratch that, to coming up with *the* question about communism, the alpha and omega of communism questions, and what question is:

1. - (Whisper.) "Are women bourgeois?"

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· May 28

veterans be like,

field marshal zhukov from "death of stalin" but instead of his medals he's got like 30 fell-for-it-again awards

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· May 23

Star Trek title placard showing the (original series) Enterprise orbiting an earth-like planet, but it's a big ol' wall-of-text:

do you ever think about how on the original series
they go to all these planets that are like, 'here's
literally earth except what if a weird thing happened,'
like with a roman empire or some nazis or whatever,
and our own timeline has basically diverged from the
o.g. star trek canon timeline around the mid 1980s or so,
so *we* are living on one of the alternate shit earths,
and our shitty-earth divergence was ronald reagan

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· May 23

Star Trek (original) title screen:

"GOING BACK
FOR MORE
QUATLOOS"

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· May 23

Star Trek TNG title screen showing the Enterprise next to a comet

"The Gang Solves the Dilithium Crisis"

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· May 13

medieval meme

guy in a red wide-brimmer hat and colorful robe, holding a little orange cat
"maybe i'll get u a lil hat too"

little orange cat with big eyes, wearing a black witch hat with a bell on it
"nice."

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· May 13

nora look at this

meme made out of figures from medieval manuscripts

[five jesters dancing]
born to jest

[a priest and a nun on horseback, fighting with lance and shield]
forced to joust

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· May 10

happy mother's day

[my own post from jorts]

count ymir: so, as you can see, the golden order is fundamentally just capitalist autocracy, a parasitic hierarchy sapping the vitality of labor

me, taking notes: uh-huh

count ymir: whatsmore, despite the feminine godhead, it is fundamentally a patriarchal system — non-normativity is punished, authority is established through violence, and even the goddess' own children are treated as fundamentally subordinate and disposable

me, fascinated: go on

count ymir: that is why i must become mother

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· May 10

this guy definitely deserves his own tabletop rpg

Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots· May 5

do you think janelle monae has ever played "high end customizable sauna experience" web.archive.org/web/20130807... (do you think she's ever played porpentine's "cyberqueen," for that matter. &c.)