G. SaDiablo

@sadiablo

Irritated neurodivergent introvert. Professional eye-roller. Lyrics for any/every occasion. Cusses a LOT. Y'all live in my diary. ANYWAY.... [she/her]

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G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· 9d

Picture of a boy with a stinky head:

Two cats on a couch.
Ben, my very large and floofy tabby boy, is in the background pouting because his sister Sophie, a long-haired calico whose back half takes up the foreground of this shot, is on my lap being petted.

NB: In this photo, Ben does not yet have a stinky head. That happens later. ;D

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· 22d

I genuinely made a Bill the Cat noise. I did not know that could happen. Your poor nose!!

Bill the Cat from Bloom County, standing at a pulpit (podium?), saying, "Ackphft."

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· 28d

His name is Burt. Burt Butterman The Fourth. I love him. 🥰

Burt Butterman IV, a stress ball shaped like a slightly bigger than normal stick of butter, that I am poking with my finger to demonstrate his squishiness.

He's salty!
(It specifies this is a SALTED stick of butter. It's very silly.)

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Jun 26

He is an alley cat! Literally. I "stole" him from the alley behind the bar, where he'd lived over a year.* :) He's not pointy enough to have Maine coon in him; I think he's just BIG. lol

A close up of Benjamin, my very large & floofy tabby cat, giving us The World's Smallest Blep.

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Jun 25

In case you've ever wondered if I'm exaggerating when I say Ben is at least twice Sophie's size, here is a photo of their heads at the same distance & level. Ben is BEEG Boy!

My two cats lying next to each other, facing away from the camera. Ben (L) is a very large, very floofy tabby lightly curled up on his side. Sophie (R) is an average-size long-haired calico lying loaf-style.

In this picture it it clear to see that Ben's head is at least two times the size of Sophie's head, if not three (partly due to his mane), and her body ends somewhere around the middle of his back.

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Jun 24

Mine in a rare moment of comradery, sharing the same pillow. (Sophie later bit Ben's foot in an attempt to root him out. 😂)

Two cats lying on a pillow that's on a couch. ~*~Technically~*~ that's Benny's pillow, but Sophie wanted to be the closest to mom (me), so here we are.

Sophie, in the foreground, is a beautiful long-haired calico with a distinctive black stripe on her nose. Benjamin, in the background, is a very large and floofy tuxedo tabby who is easily twice Sophie's size but she bullies him around anyway AND HE LETS HER. *snort*

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Jun 18

"Vengeance Unlimited" A proto-Leverage from '98 where Michael Madsen was a dude who would offer someone vengeance for $1m or an unspecified favor to be called in later. It was up against "Friends" at their biggest hype & never got a second season. It's not even listed on Madsen's wiki article, lol.

The promo for short-lived TV series "Vengeance Unlimited" starring Michael Madsen. Madsen is an attractive-but-smarmy-looking guy in a black suit and royal blue shirt smirking at the camera. I don't remember his co-star but she's a pretty white lady with auburn hair.

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Jun 17

In my head, this is the Emma that's tellin' 'em:

@whitneyarner's cat Emma, a very soft, toothless old girl. She is a roumd brown tabby with white belly & paws. Here she is sitting on her butt, looking at the camera with wide green eyes as if she has never done anything wrong in her entire life.

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Jun 17

Hi! 👋 Umm... I'm gonna hafta pass the hat, y'all. $60 gets me covered, any extra would be breathing room. Deets are in the next skeet bc it's A Lot and I'd like to drop the pp link here before I run out of room. Also, cat tax! for mentioning Soph. :) Thank you, thank you. www.paypal.me/JBSaDiablo

Sophie, my very beautiful long-haired calico cat with a distinctive black stripe on her nose, sitting on her treat chair waiting for snackies! She goes to the vet for her thyroid checkup this week, which is part of the reason I'm asking for $$/help.

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Jun 15

My favorite poet is Ogden Nash. (Please do not reveal anything upsetting about Ogden Nash if he is sus. I wish to live in blissful ignorance on this score.)

A sign I just put on the fridge at work. It reads:

Carrot Cake,
Pasta Bake,
Free to Take!
=)

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Jun 15

Sorry, needs must:

Three panels of Winona Ryder & Gary Oldman in "Dracula."

Panel one: Gary Oldman, handsome and dapper in Victorian garb, "I have crossed oceans of time to find you."

Panel two: Winona Ryder, beautifully perturbed, "Did you cross oceans of time to rail my friend in the garden first?"

Panel three: [Gary Oldman baring fangs in frustration at that sick burn]

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Jun 15

QP a random photo from your camera roll. No explanation (but please use alt text) I want to be confused.

Text reads "INCREDIBLE COOKING HACKS."

It is a close-up of toothpaste being squirted onto a fish's head. The fish does not look like it's enjoying this.

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Jun 8

I like these questions! Therefore, I am answering the ones I have ready answers for. Yay!

A list of icebreaker questions titled "GET TO KNOW YOU... ok, maybe we didn't need to know that 😬"

Due to wonk brain, I will not be retyping all those questions out, sorry. If you go to the og post I quoted, though, the author has helpfully written them all!

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Jun 5

POV: Ben would like some attention, pls

An EXTREEM close-up of my large & floofy tabby boy Benjamin because he's literally three inches from my face and purring like he swallowed some maracas.

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· May 19

Oh! And This Man loves me. 💚

Ben, the extremely large and floofy tabby, asleep on his pillow on the couch.

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· May 13

Today, Ben slept on the back of the couch! (He's only gotten the confidence to get on the back of the couch in the past month. He has lived with me for EIGHT YEARS now. My boy is growing up!)

A woman and cat asleep on the same couch. I am laying down on the seat, head on a pillow and cover over my eyes. Ben, my very large and floofy tabby, is on the back of the couch above me, his nose pointed down toward my head.

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· May 12

QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus reponse instead of RFK Jr.:

Howard Hesseman as Dr. Johnny Fever on "WKRP in Cincinnati." He's sitting on a sofa fast asleep with a coffee cup balanced on one leg.

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· May 11

I came up out of the water and had visitors.

A picture of my bathroom floor, where Sophie, a long-haired calico, is on a rug next to the bathtub (where I am currently sitting) and Ben, a large and very floofy tabby, is rolled on his side on a rug next to the washing machine.

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· May 6

Doozers. You're thinking of doozers.

Doozers! Two small, green muppets in hard hats and big yellow boots, with tool belts crossed on their chests like bandoliers.

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· May 5

FTR: I did not slap myself over this one — this is a random alfalfa sprout from wearing a ponytail — but it has happened before!

Me, a white lady with curly dark hair, showing off my alfalfa-sprout that is sticking up from the top of my crown.

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· May 5

Aggressive Hot Pocket ... I think it'd make a better drag name.

Your Kentucky Derby horse name is:

A symptom of one of your mental illnesses + the last thing you ate

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Apr 30

What is THIS guy? Inlaid opal?

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Apr 29

Bed, in the library, as a built-in window seat. Like so:

A bed tucked against a double window frame, framed with white wood and built-in drawers beneath, with bookshelves built-in to the wall at the foot of the bed. It looks comfortable, inviting, and cozy.

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Apr 28

I woke up at 8 and haven't been able to go back to sleep, but Ben would like it to be bed time now, please.

My extremely large and very floofy tabby boy, Ben, is lying on my hair and staring off into the distance. Not pictured: the most ginormous, rumbly purr EVAR.

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Apr 20

Turns out "gotta learn to ride a bicycle first" is not just my dad's rule for teaching me to ride a motorcycle but is also WV's rule. 🤷‍♀️ I gotta learn to ride a bike. I GUESS.

A two-panel comic (sorry, I don't know who the artist is). The first panel shows a generic white dude in shirtsleeves and tie, his arms folded over his chest, with a perturbed expression on his face. In the second panel, our dude has thrown his hands up and is shouting, "I GUESS."

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Apr 14

Us (we had the same idea, lol)

A leopard carrying a baby impala corpse. The leopard's jaw fully encompasses the impala fawn's neck.

NGL, this would prolly work on me. *nodnodnod*

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Apr 13

Life can't be ALL bad when I have An Boi at home that looks at me like this:

Benjamin, my extremely large and floofy tabby cat, is sprawled across a pillow and leaning against my shoulder. He looks smug and contented.

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Apr 9

Is that... hematite?? 🧐

A tray of rings with one in the far upper roght circled; it is an emerald-cut (rectangular) stone of a strange silver-grey color in a simple setting.

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Apr 9

Two paintings of my cats. Sophie (L), a long-haired calico with a distinctive stripe on her nose, is dressed as Queen Elizabeth I in the rainbow painting. Ben (R), my large and floofy tuxedo tabby, is depicted as a classic nude, showing off his enticing tummy (it is not a trap).

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo· Mar 25

I played the ever-lovin' hell out of Flow Free years ago! Now I'm on an Arrows kick. Paid, like, 2.99 to remove the ads and now it's a nice little distraction when I'm bored.