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@saemg

got 3rd place in a grade 2 science fair once. here to be silly, make friends, and occasionally talk aboot computers eh-political (he/him)

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skeet shooting@saemg· 21d

can anyone at nasa tell me if this is re-entry

picture of declining spacex stock

skeet shooting@saemg· 22d

bro that shine ain't gonna rub off on you

Picture of the 2026 Spain FIFA team celebrating their win in the finals, with trump largely cropped out because he keeps photo bombing them

skeet shooting@saemg· 23d

i didn't want to be alone after learning what "tri-mixing your penis" is

chat message: "wtf, i just learned what tri-mixing your penis is and it hurts just knowing it exists"

chat reply: "what"

a few moments later ...

chat reply: "i hate you"

skeet shooting@saemg· 25d

in person it was like a sea of god rays, bit harder to sea in the picture

picture of the sun behind clouds, creating an interesting stratified effect and tons of god rays

skeet shooting@saemg· 25d

damn new zealand really knows how to invent crazy new fruits

Picture of a fizz apple with a bite taken from it showing its reddish flesh

skeet shooting@saemg· Jul 12

some are saying

irc/matrix log

D: dafaq

Z: ikr

S: fr

skeet shooting@saemg· Jul 4

gonna become a stoic guy

Hand holding up a copy of meditations a translation of Marcus Aurelius' writings

skeet shooting@saemg· Jun 10

ursa gonna laugh too

Screenshot, likely off Tumblr

The top half of the screenshot shows a 3D-animated scene set inside an airport security checkpoint. The characters are anthropomorphic cartoon bears from the Charmin toilet paper advertisements.
- The Passenger: On the left, a large, bright red bear stands completely naked, facing away from the camera. He has his hands on his hips and is looking back over his shoulder with a neutral expression.
- The Security Officer: On the right, a slightly smaller red bear wearing a blue TSA-style security uniform shirt (complete with an American flag patch on the sleeve) and dark trousers is bending forward. He is holding a handheld metal detector wand and scanning the naked bear's backside.
- The Background: The setting includes a conveyor belt for luggage, a security line lane divider labeled "LANE 1," and airport signage.

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Comments:

First Comment (by user trans-hank-hill)
"This commercial for Charmin Ultra-Strong has horrifying implications.
The fact that there is a security checkpoint for the bear airport (or should I say, bearport) implies that there are certain bears who have malicious intent to blow up the bearplanes. There are bearrorists in this universe that aspire to destroy things that these ass-wiping mammals hold near and dear."

Second Comment (by user nunown)
This user replies to the first comment with a blunt, single-sentence observation that contrasts the deep philosophical analysis above it:
"that bear is naked"

skeet shooting@saemg· May 23

gotta love political scientists speaking out against he "scourge" of populism

Professor Frink from the Simpsons teaching kindergarten, explaining the complex physics that make a toy possible on a blackboard. With the caption, "No, you can't play with it. You won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do."

skeet shooting@saemg· Apr 28

nacho nacho man

a bowl of nachos

skeet shooting@saemg· Apr 28

one of these things aren't like the other

screenshot of trends on bluesky showing 1. NBA, 2. WWE Raw 3. Senate News, 4. MLB, and 5. Adult Game

skeet shooting@saemg· Apr 21

this is looksmaxxing

picture of a glorious moustache that happens to be on orhan avci's face

skeet shooting@saemg· Apr 11

went to pony cream, the sandwiches and donuts are good I don't recommend the cornbread though, too cake-y/sweet

Nashville hot chicken sandwich, partially eaten here by someone in a red jacket

skeet shooting@saemg· Apr 8

celebrating taco tuesday

an taco shaped waffle cone with vegan chocolate peanut crunch and salted caramel ice cream, topped with toffee brittle and whipped cream

skeet shooting@saemg· Mar 30

it could be any of us really it could be you i hope it's you you deserve it

lisa simpson on stage, in front of a projector screen that reads, "Everyday someone unknowingly does the biggest poo in the world for that day"

skeet shooting@saemg· Mar 9

hailing in richmond

looking across a largely empty parking lot, a gentle hail back lit by the last of a sunny day

looking out over a mall and parking lot, at the edge of a sharp weather change, gently hailing to the right with thick grey clouds, on the left the end of a sunny day, punctuated with a rainbow

skeet shooting@saemg· Nov 8

sauron wouldn't have been able to track them, if frodo just used nordvpn

two screen caps from lord of the rings with subtitles:

frodo: I'm glad you are with me
sam: OpenSubtitles recommends using Nord VPN from 3.49 USD/month

skeet shooting@saemg· Jul 24

this feels timely

skeet shooting@saemg· Jun 14

this post is sad tire

skeet shooting@saemg· May 3

a really nice day at linear park mini forest

skeet shooting@saemg· Apr 6

guys, is it joever?

Warren Buffett telling you to freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now.

It's fucking over

skeet shooting@saemg· Apr 3

it's cherry blossom season

picture of a lone cherry blossom tree in full bloom, with pink and white petals all over

cherry blooms tree in full bloom, with pink and white flower petals

skeet shooting@saemg· Mar 3

is ludwig the bald guy that billy eilish was warning us about?

skeet shooting@saemg· Dec 18

amazing graph courtesy of the cbc

graph showing fentanyl seizures across canada-us and us-mexico borders.

2022:
canada-us: 10.3 lbs
mexico-us: 14,000 lbs

2023:
canada-us: 1.6 lbs
mexico-us: 26,700 lbs

2024:
canada-us: 34.8 lbs
mexico-us: 21,100 lbs

courtesy of the cbc