Which nz news story i am referring to is best left as an exercise for the reader

Roses are red The jazzman is Ellington

Idiots 🩷

If Labour manage to avoid committing to anything at all at any point, they win a prize.

They pay them for woims

LOL at the "view full thread"

Basically just this

At long last, a decent scone with jam cream in this town* *jam not pictured

I'm not convinced that this is the best thing to put in your Flatmates Wanted ad, but i guess it's clear

We've got a racism translator now?

Yeah me too buddy

Oh dear, how sad, etc etc

The extreme chocolate option (highly recommended if you have the supplies, and works well as a half batch)

Should you use cocaine for your finances?

So i was going to see if i could find it by searching some magic combination of words, but as soon as i typed "vtuber" into Google it suggested this and i got depressed

Lol. Lmao.

How did he do it? Being a rich cunt. Ask your accountant if being a rich cunt is right for you.

In combination with this, it kind of gives the game away

It's somehow this except sludgier

I will always be glad that my 5th form history textbook had this poem in it. I cannot see a war commemoration without thinking of it

Lol

Every time I hear the name "Destiny", I think it's this guy

Bluesky should fix search so i can find the skeet about this meme that says "My shirt has a zipper and my jacket has buttons it's all fucked up"

What kind of water entity are we talking here? Taniwha? Naiad?

Edited for conciseness