SaltyGirl

@saltssaltgirl

Existing on rage & olives Thalassophile & enjoyer of long walks down the cheese aisle Ink Drinker, lefty, and user of the Oxford comma.  Chicken wing hoarder & roller skating enthusiast

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SaltyGirl@saltssaltgirl· Apr 2

My advice: see a show while it’s still in previews.

SaltyGirl@saltssaltgirl· Sep 22

Shana Tova to all who celebrate.

Large yellow clay bowl filled with chicken, matzoh ball soup.

SaltyGirl@saltssaltgirl· Jun 20

I don’t drink, but when you lose one of your favorite humans and they lived on Old Fashioneds, you toast in their honor.

Old Fashioned drink in a glass with an orange peel sitting on top of a wooden table with a menu in the background

SaltyGirl@saltssaltgirl· Mar 14

Me: Are you tired my precious baby girl? My dog: Give me your coffee and no one gets hurt!

My fluffy, brown dog, Stella. She is stretched out on the wood floor, holding my coffee mug with her two front paws while sticking her face into the mug.

SaltyGirl@saltssaltgirl· Jan 14

Have kids they said. Me trying to make a sandwich with the jelly my kid left in the container:

Two pieces of sandwich bread. One slice has nothing on it and the other has about a teaspoon of grape jelly on it.

SaltyGirl@saltssaltgirl· Jan 6

Level of having my life together: Found a Dorito stuck on my bathrobe & ate it without hesitation.

SaltyGirl@saltssaltgirl· Dec 28

Taking 15 to his first show

SaltyGirl@saltssaltgirl· Nov 24

I’m sorry I’ve been MIA, but I became a Theater Mom this weekend and I’ve been waiting my whole life for this 🎭

Picture of a teenage boy on stage and dressed as a man from Paris in the early 1900s. He is wearing a dark gray beret, dark gray handkerchief around his neck, light gray tight-fitting sweater, dark gray trousers rolled up at the ankles, cream color socks, and brown, well-worn ankle boots.

SaltyGirl@saltssaltgirl· Sep 28

Meme
Me: Be kind, you never know what someone is going through.

Also me: Nick turn-signal fuck face.

SaltyGirl@saltssaltgirl· Feb 23

Teenagers show no mercy Student (noticing I didn’t straighten my hair): Miss, did you put your finger in a cup of water and then stick them in an electric outlet? Me (laughing): It’s that obvious?!?!

Selfie with my brown hair long and very wavy (and apparently frizzy too)

SaltyGirl@saltssaltgirl· Oct 7

Sweet as strawberry wine…

SaltyGirl@saltssaltgirl· Aug 19

Saturday Social: This is one of my favorite selfies (2022) Say, “hello” and share one of yours.

SaltyGirl@saltssaltgirl· Aug 15

Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay 🎶

Brown, fluffy dog sitting on deck staring at the bay.

SaltyGirl@saltssaltgirl· Aug 11

Friend: Do you think your dog misses you while you’re on vacation. Me: Of course she does! My dog: hahaaahaha

SaltyGirl@saltssaltgirl· Aug 3

The perfect bed doesn’t exi..