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I don’t trust that pen I stole from my bank Bsky invite: @pamtoo.bsky.social Search link: @ennuidoofen.bsky.social Here’s our Etsy shop:
Idk man if I were making these fake wood grain ‘boards’ above the ALLTOWN urinal I’d at least make them look like they were quartersawn oak sorry I’m a wood grain snob good effort though
Sox ace Payton Tolle has a mustache that has rescued kittens and puppies from a burning building. He will put an end to the hometown nine’s skid today. Book it
Nationally, it’s a shitshow. Locally, it’s still a shitshow but I can eat a Fluffernutter sandwich about it.
Wolfing a quesadilla by the beech and the bones. They don’t judge me as much here
Double-teamed but I drained a tres with a slick fadeaway from beyond the arc
Forgot to dig up the gladiolus bulbs last fall. Nobody told them that…
Cocoons laid on the back of a doomed tomato hornworm. The hatched larvae will eat the caterpillar from the inside out, preventing it from eating your tomatoes. Hellyeah, organic gardening. How YOU doin
I caretake a sweet little 1930’s build by the sea. Props to the owners for not razing it and putting up a stupid house for rich people. One of its many charms are the 2 over 2 sashes offering views of the moody Atlantic, flourishing rhododendrons, and hairy dudes. I talk to the cottage like a friend
Speaking of reaping, did you know that a straightening scape means it’s time to harvest the garlic? I’ve been planting garlic since before you were born and I just learned that this year.
Stop what you’re doing right now and look at my friend’s dog. His name is Puck.
Bald eagle in the morning, Blue Angels in the afternoon. I guess this is the hair of the dog for an Independence Day hangover…
I’m just sayin, you’re not gonna get grain like this in a Home Depot pencil
The bridges are such a choke point. Suck it, Cape Cod Canal I’m snorkeling next time
People: don’t forget to zipper. You’re not getting there any faster, dumbass
Take the summer job on cape cod, they said. How bad could it be, they said