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Salviati

@salviati

Just some guy living in the upper left hand corner of the US. Sometimes gets paid to help people understand Physics better. Anti-AI slop.

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Salviati@salviati· 26d

A picture of Abe Simpson saying "Dollars had pictures of a pedophile on them. 'Give me five pedos for a euro' you'd say"

Salviati@salviati· 27d

Wolf and Honeybee are ready! Hopefully people will keep their clothes on for this one!

Wolf and Honeybee from The Great North, dressed up as Shrek and Fiona

Salviati@salviati· 27d

Walt (Mom's oldest son) from Futurama

Salviati@salviati· Jul 11

It's Wesley Crusher (Wil Wheaton) Here's a better pic, that isn't so tightly cropped:

The cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Left to right are: Wil Wheaton (Ensign Wesley Crusher), Denise Crosby (Security Chief Tasha Yar), LeVar Burton (Chief Engineer Geordi La Forge), Jonathan Frakes (Commander William Riker), Sir Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard), Gates McFadden (Dr. Beverly Crusher), Michael Dorn (Lt. Commander Worf) , Marina Sirtis (Counselor Deanna Troi) and Brent Spiner (Lt. Commander Data).

Salviati@salviati· Jul 8

A photo of marc andreessen edited to make his suit and tie white and his shirt yellow. Because he has an extremely egg shaped head. Like the Batman villain.

Salviati@salviati· Jul 5

You do not want to unlock multiball during that

Salviati@salviati· Jun 29

Drop some spies

A scene from Spies Like Us (1985) with Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase, dressed in very furry coats and hats

Salviati@salviati· Jun 22

The word "AlgaeMania" written in the WrestleMania font

Salviati@salviati· Jun 20

A social media posting from Geert Wilders, in Dutch, saying "We Hebben een serieus probleem" The pfp on the posting has been replaced with a picture of Jar Jar Binks

Salviati@salviati· Jun 18

That checks out

Cheesecake from "The Great North" cracking open a beer during a job interview.

Salviati@salviati· Jun 16

Share a smile!

Michael, from The Good Place, smiling widely as he starts to laugh after Eleanor has an epiphany.

Salviati@salviati· Jun 7

A scene from The Simpsons. Mr. Burns and Mr. Smithers are at an event, and Mr. Burns is being heckled by the rest of the audience. It is captioned with Mr. Smithers saying "Uh, no, they're saying 'Rough tea, next wine'"

Salviati@salviati· Jun 6

Me as a cartoon

Lenny from the Simpsons sitting in his home, the front wall of which has fallen down revealing him to be sitting at a table in an empty room in his underwear, eating food directly from an open can.

Salviati@salviati· May 28

A title card from Doctor Who (1976-1980) with the title "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" A novel based on the unfinished episode Shada, written by Douglas Adams, which should have been the final serial of the 1979-1980 season.

Salviati@salviati· May 25

Me in my Bluesky Bubble

A Cobra henchman from GI Joe in a "Trubble Bubble" - a jetpack equipped chair with a clear bubble over the top of the seat.

Salviati@salviati· May 24

A title card for Star Trek TNG, with the episode title "Emancipation" a Stargate SG-1 episode written by Katharyn Powers, who also wrote the ST:TNG episode "Code of Honor"

Salviati@salviati· May 23

Orphan Black episode names also sound like they would make good TOS episodes:

A Star Trek TOS title card, with an Orphan Black episode title instead: "Governed by Sound Reason and True Relition"

A Star Trek TOS title card, with an Orphan Black episode title instead: "Conditions of Existence"

A Star Trek TOS title card, with an Orphan Black episode title instead: "To Hound Nature in Her Wanderings"

A Star Trek TOS title card, with an Orphan Black episode title instead: "Things Which Have Never Yet Been Done"

Salviati@salviati· May 17

A four panel picture of the Jonathan Swan interview of trump, where he looks incredulously at a piece of paper. It has been edited to match the Loss meme format.

Salviati@salviati· May 16

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A picture of Data and Lore in an Enterprise D hallway. Lore is saying to Data: "Jean-Luc Picard has an accent. Jean-Luc Picard is from France" and then concluding "Jean-Luc Picard has a French accent"

Salviati@salviati· May 16

Post a meme made by you:

Wyatt Russell in the role of John Walker as Captain America, giving kind of an embarrassed smile to the camera, with a caption "I didn't understand that reference"

Salviati@salviati· May 15

A picture of Brian Cranston at ComicCon removing a latex mask of Walter White, the character he played on Breaking Bad.

Salviati@salviati· May 11

A Windows XP error message that says "Task failed sucessfully."

Salviati@salviati· May 1

Concept art for Star Trek 4:

A series of figurines featuring characters from Star Trek TOS as garden gnomes. Kirk and a Gorn, A (dead) Redshirt, and Kirk and Spock alone.

Salviati@salviati· Apr 26

Michelson-Morley-Wienersmith comic-ferometer.

A SMBC comic featuring a daughter asking her father "Do you think the unpredictability of quantum mechanics means we have free will" The comic spits into two paths, one of which he answers "no" The other path had him originally answer "Yes". Both paths meet in the fourth panel where she responds "You're so wise, dad" This image has been modified to change the length of the "yes" path to "absolutely", and now interference fringes are visible in the fourth panel.

Salviati@salviati· Apr 24

This is a dance off. If you see this repost a dance.

Salviati@salviati· Apr 23

(Shhh... don't tell them about Stargate!)

The cast of Stargate SG-1 dressed up in costumes inspired by Star Trek uniforms, a still from the Stargate Episode "200" where they are pitching different in universe media franchises loosely based on the Stargate program.

Salviati@salviati· Apr 22

The No/Yes meme featuring Georgi LaForge. At top, he is holding up his hand and looking skeptical, as if rejecting the text "Butlerian Jihad" at his right. Below he is pointing at, and looking intrigued by the text "Bureau of Sabotage"

Salviati@salviati· Apr 19

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?

A still from the 1981 Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series. It shows a primitive scrabble board with letters that spell out the (possibly distorted) ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything: "What do you get if you multiply six by nine"

Salviati@salviati· Apr 16

Triceratops 4 life!

A plush stuffed brown triceratops

Salviati@salviati· Apr 14

and a DC villain

marc andreessen in a suit colored to look like the Batman villain Egghead

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