Sam (@sam-alt-a-lam-man) · DIRTY

Sam

@sam-alt-a-lam-man

Husband, gaymer, dog dad, ADHDer. NTX. Full of whimsy and bad jokes. Can’t contain either. NSFW!

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Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· 18d

Happy #FCF y’all!

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· 20d

So something rare happened the other day: I was precumming! You best believe I was feeling GOOD.

A point of view picture of a hard cock angled towards the camera. The tip glistens of precum

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· 25d

Might not be feeling it but I’m doing what I can today. 🎧Don’t know how I’ll get there, I’m not giving up yet🎧

A selfie of a fair skin ginger man with curly hair and a short beard. He’s standing naked with a soft cock outside a steamy shower. He has a soft, tired smirk

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Jul 13

I’m *not feeling it* but I’m still here anyway.

Shirtless selfie of a man with fair skin, freckles, and red hair. He has a short mustache and beard and a dusting of chest hair.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Jun 29

Body and brain are having OPINIONS today and I don’t appreciate it. So here’s a nude despite it all.

Nice couch selfie from above of a reclining man with freckles, red hair, and a short beard with a tired facial expression. His hand holds his hard cock from underneath. He has a lightly hairy chest and full red pubes.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Jun 26

Was feeling un-sick enough to partake in #FCF today!

a point of view perspective of a hard cock, with a hand supporting it at the base with a full bush of red hair

A reclining man with a tired smile, red hair, and a short beard. His shirt is lifted and shorts pulled down to reveal his hard cock, supported with a hand at the base with a full red bush

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Jun 24

Apparently I never shared this picture here??? Happy #humpday from The Archives

Close-up of a fair-skinned, freckled butt with rounded cheeks

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Jun 23

Unfortunately, feeling tuckered and tepid this #TummyTuesday.

Selfie of a freckled, shirtless man with short red hair and a red beard reclining in bed with one hand resting on his belly. A tired expression and relaxed pose draw attention to his soft stomach and chest dusted with red body hair.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Jun 20

I had a GREAT morning bate session this #FCF. I remembered I have some great plugs, and oh BOY, I felt great. Just looking at these again is getting me going.

Nude selfie of a smiling ginger-bearded man lying on a bed. Low-angle shot with his erect penis dominating the foreground; bedside lamp in the background.

POV nude shot from bed. A hand holds an erect penis upright between spread legs on a gray comforter.

Low-angle nude selfie of a ginger-bearded man reclining on a bed, holding his erect penis. A pink sex toy is partially visible between his ass cheeks.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Jun 16

A comfy #tummytuesday from me to you

A nude adult with fair skin and short red hair reclines diagonally across a beige sectional couch, taking a selfie from above. He has a neatly trimmed red beard, light chest hair, and freckles scattered across his arms, shoulders, and chest. His legs are spread apart, and one hand loosely holds his erect penis upright against his lower abdomen.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Jun 9

This ol’ thing?

POV angle of an erect penis. A hand is supporting the base, which has red pubes. There are gray bedsheets and a blurry background of a fan inside a room.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Jun 9

Tuesday vibes be like

A POV angle of a hand holding an erect penis with ginger pubes while laying down on a beige couch.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Jun 8

The only work I’ve done today is for my phone camera.

Shirtless ginger man smiling at the camera with one arm raised overhead, showing his armpit. Freckles, chest hair, and a neatly trimmed beard are prominently visible.

Nude couch selfie of a smiling ginger man with freckles, light chest hair, and reddish pubic hair. His penis is visible and partially erect as he reclines against beige cushions.

Nude couch selfie of a smiling ginger man with freckles, light chest hair, and reddish pubic hair. His penis is visible and partially erect as he reclines against beige cushions.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· May 30

Wood Morning

Close-up view of an erect penis held upright while reclining on a bed. Blue bedding, reddish body hair, and a softly lit bedroom with a floor lamp and dresser are visible in the background.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· May 15

Posting this for #FCF before I lose what little self-control I had.

Nude reclined-perspective photo with an erect penis in focus and legs visible in the background.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· May 12

soft belly + hard dick = excellent #tummytuesday

A smiling nude person with red hair lounges on a couch, gently holding their belly in a relaxed selfie with their cock visible.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· May 8

respectfully, this thing has intentions for #fc

POV-style nude photo taken while reclining indoors. One hand grips the base of an erect penis with ginger liner, visible veins, and a pink head, framed against a blurred living room and kitchen.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Apr 13

First nudes on the new couch!

A nude adult man with fair skin and red hair reclines on a light-colored couch, smiling at the camera with his tongue slightly out. He has a short red beard, freckles across his chest and arms, and light body hair. The photo is taken from above at a slight angle. His torso and genitals are fully visible; he has an erection resting against his lower abdomen, with one hand loosely placed near his hip. The setting appears casual and indoors, with neutral upholstery filling most of the background.

A close-up photo shows a nude adult man reclining on a light-colored couch, with the camera angled downward from his perspective. His erect penis is centered prominently in the foreground, with visible veins and a pink head; his hand, covered in freckles, lightly grips the base. Reddish pubic hair is visible at the bottom of the frame. In the background, slightly out of focus, a living space with recessed ceiling lights, a kitchen area, and furniture can be seen, giving the setting a casual indoor home environment.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Apr 11

New couch means new backdrop for future nudes

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Mar 27

Happy #FCF y’all!

A nude adult man lying on his back on a bed, smiling at the camera. He is holding his erect penis upright in one hand, with his scrotum visible below. His body is moderately hairy, with a soft stomach and chest hair. The shot is taken from a low angle, making his cock and balls dominate the foreground. Soft daylight comes through window blinds in the background.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Mar 16

Gosh this day off was SO needed.

Nude adult man with red hair and freckles reclines on a couch, smiling with his tongue slightly out while taking a selfie from above; his torso and erect penis are visible, with a patterned cushion behind his head and a blue-green rug in the background.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Mar 12

I am so thirsty this Thursday 🥵

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Mar 5

Trying to embrace “do the least vs nothing” so here’s a little titty tease for your Thursday

A person with short, curly, auburn hair and a beard playfully lifts up their red shirt, hand under their chin, revealing pink nipples and some chest hair on light skin. They are winking with a smirk.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Feb 4

For all of your humps today

An adult person lying on a couch indoors; the foreground shows their erect penis and pubic hair, with their thighs, feet, and a softly lit living room and kitchen visible in the distance.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Jan 19

I can’t find the right words to explain it, but something about this little outfit is giving a very specific flavor of gay and I’m here for it

An Animal Crossing character with glasses and short brown hair smiles with eyes closed while standing in front of a yellow house in a snowy landscape. The character wears a gray hoodie and pants, yellow shoes, and is surrounded by pink flower effects, with snow-covered trees in the background.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Jan 6

Today’s motivation: I can do this.

A hand holding an erect penis over the lower abdomen, with pubic hair visible. The background shows a living room with a coffee table and shelving.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Dec 24

Morning wood so hard I can’t even hold my dick straight up 🥵

My hard, ginger cock.

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Dec 17

Also known as “why you read the article and not just the headline”

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Dec 14

Sam@sam-alt-a-lam-man· Dec 12

Happy Fat Cock Friday y’all! #FCF