Samalytical

@samalytical

Scientist, Twitch Affiliate, General Nerd. {He/Him} Pan 🍳 Twitch Pride Guild 🌈 Cosmic Hearts🪐 Business: samalytical@gmail.com

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Samalytical@samalytical· 23d

Temperature is falling, but don't worry I'm still hot as fuck ⛵Tue 7pm Things defo got weird last week in Obra Dinn, but it can't get WEIRDER... Right?? 🧠Thu 7pm Apparently, we're the last chance for Communism in Disco Elysium 📝Sat 2pm Co-working some long-procrastinated projects off the ground

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Samalytical@samalytical· 28d

There's something funny going on with this boat... I mean other than the fact it's all sepia and pixellated! Solving a mystery and probably missing some obvious plot points, our first-ever playthrough of Return of the Obra Dinn has begun! www.twitch.tv/samalytical

A sepia toned image of the deck of a sailing galleon with rigging and capstan visible. Sam, a man with a red beard, is in the foreground with a sailors costume on and tricorn hat. He has a puzzled look. The title of the game Return of the Obra Dinn is in the top right

Samalytical@samalytical· Jul 13

⛵Tue 7pm Something's up with this pixelated boat... Time to work out the deal with the Return of the Obra Dinn 🧠Thu 7pm Detective who's also a Self-Critical, Feminist, Hobocop? Apparently... Discovering facts about myself in Disco Elysium ❌Sat Going to BBQ, hitting on friend's mum (consensually)

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Samalytical@samalytical· Jul 10

Terrible news I showed up to work looking like this today so now it's not just the heatwave my coworkers have to worry about raising the temperature

Sam, a bald masc with a ginger beard is standing with his hands in pockets in a blue cross striped shirt and black trousers,

Samalytical@samalytical· Jul 6

✨Tue 7pm Hurtling toward endgame in Nova Hearts, can the town survive supervillain attacks AND how horny everyone is?! 🧠Thu 7pm We jump back into Disco Elysium, backwards, middle fingers akimbo... (I am still not over that moment) 😎Sat Stream Skip Redeemed Ya Girl has some enforced chilling to do!

Samalytical@samalytical· Jul 4

The wonderful folks at @piratepr.com & @bgstudios.bsky.social have let me loose to try their new cozy puzzle game, Swan Song! Is today going to be a clever Sam day or not? Time to find out! www.twitch.tv/samalytical

Sam, a bald man with a ginger beard, looks confused while scratching his head. He is looking at a box with a key in the side say on a pile of leaves and cogs. The box contains a series of puzzles including musical notes and cogs.
The game name Swan Song is in the top right and in the bottom right it reads #AD

Samalytical@samalytical· Jul 3

The best use for A.I. is blasting it into space and letting it fuck around on another planet! Oh, and also helping a xenobiologist discover an alien world, but mostly getting it off the planet! We are live for a chill Friday First as the community chose In Other Waters www.twitch.tv/samalytical

A watercolour style image showing a diver in a futuristic yellow suit walking away from the camera into a green and blue sea.
Sam, a bald man with a red beard, is in the foreground wearing a space helmet and pulling a face like he is holding his breath.
The Game title: In Other Waters is reflected in the water

Samalytical@samalytical· Jul 2

Beginning my first-ever playthrough of Disco Elysium now, and we've got a murder to solve! Well, assuming we can get my various personality traits to play ball... And make it out of the opening scene without dying... I'm sure it's fine... www.twitch.tv/samalytical

A watercolour style image of two characters from the game brandishing pistols with the game title in front of them.
To the left Sam's face, a bald man with a red beard, is superimposed over a watercolour body in a green suit. Sam's facial expression is confused and sleepy looking with one eye closed and another half open, with his chin pulled inward to push out a double chin beneath.

Samalytical@samalytical· Jun 29

Pride Month over, but still proud of you kiddo💖 ✨Tue 7pm Everyone's Horny+Poly in Nova Hearts 🧠Thu 7pm Wrestling My Brain: My Life, or 1st play of Disco Elysium? 🌊Friday First 7pm Diving Deep In Other Waters 🦢Sat 2pm #AD We Try out Swan Song Thx to @piratepr.com & @bgstudios.bsky.social for the 🔑

Samalytical@samalytical· Jun 25

If you ever want proof for the tactic of getting some frozen bottles of water and putting them in front of a fan... I honestly barely believe it myself

A temperature trace that shows a temperature of 32 degrees at 16:50 and 31 degrees at 17:05

Samalytical@samalytical· Jun 22

Pride Month is almost over...😢 🏡Tue STREAM SKIP Gotta work on leaving this house for good... ✨Thu 7pm The incredibly left-field horny times continue in Nova Hearts! Also, the Pride Guild's popping by for a Raid Train! 📝Sat 2pm So much to do, 4ish hours to do it Grab a hot drink and let's Co-Work

Samalytical@samalytical· Jun 18

Magical Girl Transformations, LGBTQ Romance, and Charity Fundraising. We are back with more Nova Hearts and more TKOS Charity Fundraising! www.twitch.tv/samalytical

Samalytical@samalytical· Jun 15

All week, we're raising money for The Knights&Orchids Society with the Cosmic Hearts Team. Donate directly here: tilt.fyi/LHXA6sZaIC Or come to stream for some fun incentives* 🔮Tue 7pm Divinity II ✨Thu 7pm Nova Hearts ⛳Sat 6pm Super Battle Golf w/CH Pals (*Sam, you need to make the incentives.)

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Samalytical@samalytical· Jun 13

Another in our LGBTQ games for Pride Month Today, we dive into diaries as we piece together a life in If Found... www.twitch.tv/samalytical

Four animated characters against a starry background. A masc character in a fluffy jacket, a fem character with a diary and an oversized hoodie, and two masc characters with blue hoodies.
Sam, a bald masc with a ginger beard is lying in the front with their feet in the air reading a diary.

Samalytical@samalytical· Jun 11

A mysterious force has changed everyone in town into heroes and villains! There's only one way to solve this: we're going to have to fight (...and date?) our way to the truth!! www.twitch.tv/samalytical

$Four animated hero characters are on a purple and pink fractured background: A redhead girl in a multi coloured costume, a brunette girl with white streaks in a black full body catsuit, a black haired boy in a white tech suit. The fourth has a grey skinned muscular body with leather straps and an open red coat. Sam's face, a red beard and bald head, are superimposed onto the body. The game logo is in the bottom right corner$

Samalytical@samalytical· Jun 9

Riding off the Mongolian Steppe now, if I can tear myself away from breeding the perfect Horse! Live now to check out The Legend of Khiimori! Thanks to @mindscapegames.bsky.social for the Key! www.twitch.tv/samalytical

An image of a woman in a green traditional dress standing in a field with a horse. She is holding a bow and arrow pointed to the ground.
Sam's face, masc with a red beard, is superimposed over the woman with black hair and traditional headdress.
The game title is in the upper left and the upper right has the tag #AD

Samalytical@samalytical· Jun 8

We are pleased to announce a strategic expansion into the highly competitive field of "stuff with my branding on it." Shareholder confidence remains low, but the merch store is now live. samalytical-shop.fourthwall.com

Samalytical@samalytical· Jun 8

🐎Tue 7pm #AD Raising Horses/Delivering Messages in 13th-century Mongolia Riding into a look at @playkhiimori.bsky.social ✨Thu 7pm Everyone in town's been changed into heroes/villains Time to fight/date through Nova Hearts 📖Sat 2pm Going home and erasing everything Our 2nd LGBTQ Game is If Found...

Samalytical@samalytical· Jun 6

Pride Month is back, and so is my effort to play as many LGBTQ+ themed/created games as I can fit in! Starting off now as we dive into ValiDate! Apparently, there are struggling singles in my area. Well, if there's one thing I am good at, it's Struggling!! ...wait

Animated characters from the game are standing in a line across the screen in the background. The game title is in the left lower corner and in the right lower corner Sam is superimposed over the image with a rose in their mouth and a grin, with two thumbs up

Samalytical@samalytical· Jun 5

A game I never played despite being a child with over 100 different plastic dinosaurs, ARK: Survival Evolved is our Friday First for June! www.twitch.tv/samalytical

Samalytical@samalytical· Jun 4

Balatro you are hilarious

Screenshot from Balatro with the text "Hand will not score, Due to pride Month straights are banned until July 1st"

Samalytical@samalytical· Jun 1

Happy Pride Everyone

An image of a character from Star Trek with their hands up and a rainbow which reads wishing all the phobes a super uncomfortable month

Samalytical@samalytical· Jun 1

Pride Month Go! ❌Tue 7pm Travelling back from TwitchCon, so no stream for you! I know, so undedicated!! 🧛Thu 7pm We say goodbye to our clients in Vampire Therapist 🦕Friday First 7pm Chat decided I would be playing Ark for the first time! 💘Sat 2pm Our first LGBTQ+ game of Pride Month is ValiDate!

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Samalytical@samalytical· May 29

Last year at TwitchCon I mentioned they should have QR codes that linked to your channel on the badge... I'm claiming this is my doing

A badge for TwitchCon with the name samalytical and a QR code

Samalytical@samalytical· May 26

We are Live Now to finish Vampire Therapist and hang out with the rest of the TCEU Raid Train! Choo Choo Choosing Self Care! www.twitch.tv/samalytical

Samalytical@samalytical· May 25

Only one stream this week as we are off to TwitchCon! So come along on Tuesday at 7pm to see the end of Vampire Therapist during our stop on the TwitchCon EU Showcase Train www.twitch.tv/samalytical

Sam, a bald masc with a ginger beard, has their head superimposed over the illustrated body of a man in a waistcoat and cravat sat in a red armchair in front of a fire. The background is a gothic mansion with candles and stained glass windows. Sam's teeth are pointed and their eyes are yellow as they start menacingly at the screen

The words TwitchCon EU Showcase Raid Train, Tuesday 7pm - 10pm are overlaid

Samalytical@samalytical· May 23

In literally 7 days I will be standing in the main hall at TwitchCon EU! So, for our May Co-Working stream, it's time to tie up every loose end and catch the last few spinning plates so we are as ready as we can be... www.twitch.tv/samalytical

Sam, a bald man with a red beard, looks at the camera with wide eyes. The background is lit with blue and green light

Samalytical@samalytical· May 20

Yes thanks LinkedIn I could have told you that

A screenshot from LinkedIn showing a ranking of second place with a silver medal and 18 seconds on the clock. The name on the ranking is "You" and underneath is a small note saying "smarter than 75% of CEOs today"

Samalytical@samalytical· May 18

🔮Tue 7pm Heading into the Blackpits in search of... well, wait and see... more Divinity II! 🧛Thu 7pm We have almost solved 3000 years' worth of collective trauma in Vampire Therapist. My own... pending... 📝Sat 2pm It's the last Co-Work before TwitchCon! Come observe me swerve a meltdown, I guess?

Samalytical@samalytical· May 17

The Chumps and Rugg (affectionately known as Chugg) are off out for a couple of rounds of Super Battle Golf. How much chaos will we create now that there are FORE of us?! www.twitch.tv/samalytical