samus🛸

@samaran95

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samus🛸@samaran95· Jul 11

I got a medium-sized canvas bag at work yesterday, and it's big enough to hold a book or two So I have decided I am once again becoming the version of me who carries books around We're reading Communion at work today 👽

The book cover of "Communion, A True Story By Whitley Strieber, Co-author of Warday"

Most of the book is a brownish-greenish color, and between the title and author text, there is a bust painting of an artist interpretation of an alien, with brownish yellowish skin, huge all-black eyes, a tiny nose, and a slit mouth, drawn up in a neutral smile.

samus🛸@samaran95· Jul 4

my plans for the 4th of july? patrolling the mojave 🫡

The flag of the New California Republic, which looks a lot like the California flag with one... difference.

There's a red stripe along the bottom underneath black text reading "NEW CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC" and a red star in the upper left corner. Above the text, there's a patch of grass and the background is white. A brown bear is walking on the grass, one head lowered and the other head raised up, howling at the star.

samus🛸@samaran95· Jul 2

my boss who sucks at scheduling and has to redo the schedule twice a week:

Darth Vader saying "I am altering the schedule. Pray I don't alter it any further."

samus🛸@samaran95· Jul 1

Time to break out ol' reliable

The SpongeBob meme where he's opening the case for "Ol' Reliable" and inside the case is orange and black text reading "spooky halloween music"

samus🛸@samaran95· Jul 1

Are broken laces really a bad omen? Because my right shoelace broke in two places this morning 🫪

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 30

better than zero 🥲

Screenshot of Pokemon Sleep screen

Tuesday, Jun 30, 2026 / Session 610

Sleep Duration

[A circle filled one third of the way in blue, with a 33 in the middle]

2 hrs 50mins
1:03 AM - 3:53 AM

[blue arrow pointing down] Compared to last session, you slept 353 mins less.

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 27

😮‍💨

A white cat making a frowning face with a green field in the background.

"Touching grass isn't enough

I need bad things to happen to evil men in power"

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 25

just do it

Community: the Dean holding the NEW FLAG FOR GREENDALE-- a blue rectangle that says "Greendale" in white above a brown asterisk on top of a pink circle, with the motto "e pluribus anus"

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 25

I was trying to see if anyone made a "did sephiroth do this" meme about the reflecting pool, and the google ai overlord decided to throw in its two cents on the issue. Glad to have that cleared up!

Screenshot of Google search AI

"AI Overview

No, *Sephiroth* did not cause the issues with the reflecting pool. The reflecting pool refers to the *Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool* in Washington, D.C., which made headlines in June after its "American Flag blue" paint job peeled and the water turned green due to an algae bloom."

lololololololololol fuck google

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 24

me when work

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 23

fuck OOOFFFFFF

Several unread texts each with some kind of "why no vote demcrat?" text preview

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 22

💀 🎃 💀 🦇 💀

Screenshot of a tumblr post

(A bunch of skeletons lined up in different poses like they're dancing, also they're each a different color of the rainbow)

-IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

-I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

-I T S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

-okay who the fuck got this on my dash it's still june

-get spooky

-how does this appear every *june*

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 19

Hah I hate my boss so much. A few months ago, the store manager asked me to make price comparison signs, and they've been using them around the store for a bit Today, I saw my boss took them all down and replaced them with her cool, nifty chatgpt creations. Mf misspelled "jumbo" on them

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 19

😂

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 18

tome core

Tome from Mob Psycho 100 finally meeting aliens

She's wearing a tan overcoat with a green plaid scarf, and she's playing with her hair

Two aliens are on either side of her, with pink skin, bald heads, and huge green anime eyes. One has their head balanced on their hand, listening intently, and the other one is holding a granola bar

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 14

So I played the flute in band throughout junior high and high school We've been watching Adventure Time lately, and every time there's a scene when Finn's playing his flute, the way he's holding it bugs me to no end 😂

Adventure Time, Finn the Human standing in front of a starry night background. He's holding his old taped-together flute with both hands facing out and to his left side. It's supposed to be played to the right with the left hand over and the right hand under, it bugs me so much 😂

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 14

Apparently I'm too much of a hater to be contained in just one list 👈😎👈

Two lists as shown by clearsky

"Does not like AI/Crypto/Smart-glasses/NFTs/Bitcoin/VR (vr, what? is that a controversial thing?)

"Luddite Left"

I'm not gonna write out the description text for each of them, basically it's "this person hates progress!!1!1!!" (Progress = water guzzling hallucination machines and Spyware™️ the glasses)

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 14

For the low, low price of *half a million dollars* we can get four whole episodes of this... thing. 😂

Kickstarter stretch goals

$50k - episode 2
$100k - character figurine (lol, lmao)
$150k - episode 3
$200k - musical sequence in episode 3
$500k - episode 4

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 10

Like right off the bat, Donald having a suspicious ratio of fingers--that'd be a weird art mistake for a human to make :(

Donald Duck in Kingdom Hearts wearing his zipper getup and holding a staff. His right hand has four fingers and his left hand has five :(

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 6

i am going to Tear My Face Off

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 4

wanted to do mine too, it's so pretty 😍🩷🤍🧡

Leo Sun

Color "Cyclamen" ?

Idk what that means, it's a mauve kind of pinkish

Libra Moon

Color: Lilac Snow

Kind of a grayish very light purple

Cancer Rising

Color: Mauve Orchid

That color name makes sense to me, it is indeed mauve orchid haha

Leo Venus

Color: Bird of Paradise

A mellow light orange-ish

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 2

🏳️‍🌈🌪️🏳️‍🌈🌪️🏳️‍🌈🌪️

The guy looking directly at the thing and ignoring the overarching theme meme, the guy is looking at silksong and deducing "confront the mistakes of the past and forge your own destiny, not the one others place on you" ignoring the ACTUAL theme being "gay people can make tornadoes" and it shows the Green Prince and Trobbio making tornadoes

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 1

look at all my friends this morning! 😊

A screenshot of Pokemon Sleep snack time. Snorlax is in the middle, and then clockwise there's a Swampert, Cubone, Drampa, Bagon, Sylveon, Pawmi, another Drampa, and I think its name is Tyrunt? Don't really know that guy very well yet 😅

samus🛸@samaran95· Jun 1

Thank you!! 🥰 I love that pokemon design, I always change my lock screen to the rainbow or the bi one every June 😅 the artist is StarSalts if you wanted to look them up 😁