Sammy

@samezord

🏳️‍⚧️ (She/Her) Tired, angry millennial. Physics, Math, Music, Them vidjagaems. Opinions represent the will of the Old God that controlugfwgsh' mshfg'a

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Sammy@samezord· 9d

Last day of the season, again (and forever). Suppose I'm incorrigible. #warcraft #someoneforcemetodoitonthefirstweeknexttimepleaseandthankyou

4 World of Warcraft achievements titled Glory of the Midnight Delver, Let me Solo Him: Nullaeus, Light in the Dark and My Shady Nemesis, boldly and stupidly done on the last day they where available.

Sammy@samezord· Jul 5

Hello darkness my old friend I've come to grind you again #cyberpunk2077

Screenshot from Cyberpunk 2077 showing a beach on Pacifica, one of the most popular grind spots for high end crafting materials and shards in the game.

Sammy@samezord· Jun 10

Check this out lmfao

Screenshot from Destiny 2 showing the Marathon ornament with a funny shader

Sammy@samezord· Jun 9

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! #destiny2

Sammy@samezord· May 22

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Screenshot from Destiny 2, showing the end of The Final Shape campaign, idk man I haven't stopped crying in like 3 hours now

Sammy@samezord· Feb 10

Don't forget the ever important one dimensional files

Picture of a physical desktop. There is a USB thumb drive on it labeled "3D Files" and immediately next to it, a cutout photocopy of the USB thumb drive labeled "2D files". Also a 1 pixel thick line labeled "1D Files" as a continuation of the joke.

Sammy@samezord· Dec 23

Hi, my name is Lohn Jennon

Picture from the alien featured in the Communion book cover

Sammy@samezord· Dec 15

It's our Friday mount now

Picture of a very flat crocodile. Top text says "Fuck it", bottom text says "Flat Fuck Friday"

He's extremely flat

Sammy@samezord· Dec 1

Well, that too. pizza.obj is highly illegal. But also:

Sammy@samezord· Nov 9

Never was a cloudy day

Mamdani sign generator meme reading "do you remember, the twenty forst night of september"

Sammy@samezord· Aug 29

got totally bamboozled and forgot to take a screenshot of them, but here's a charm on my bag, while on K'aresh

Screenshot of the game World of Warcraft, looking towards the Manaforge Omega raid, showing a player's bag highlighting an event item that shouldn't have spawned.

Sammy@samezord· Aug 6

If you see this, quote this post with a title screen that's iconic to you.

Title screen from the game Final Fantasy IX

Sammy@samezord· Aug 4

Why do I wait until the last day of the season to do this even though I have the exact same gear I've had 2 months ago? I'll never know and I'll certainly do it again. See you in December, next boss that'll be available in 2 days. #WoW #WorldofWarcraft

Image of the "Let Me Solo Him: The Underpin" and "Breaking the Bank" achievements from World of Warcraft, from defeating the seasonal Delve boss on the hardest difficulty, done in the literal last day it was available for absolutely no reason other than months of "I'll do it later".

Sammy@samezord· Jul 19

This one means a lot. Firelands was the first raid I ever did well on (then) Heroic, but my team didn't have enough time to finish Ragnaros due to a lot of issues. Didn't know I was gonna get emotional over this tbh, but this just reminds of my friends. #warcraft #worldofwarcraft

World of Warcraft character mounted on a Pureblood Firehawk in front of the Firelands raid, where it drops.

Sammy@samezord· Jul 5

I'm fucking shaking and crying and laughing and idk what else dude what is even real it's been 15 years wtf #Warcraft #WorldofWarcraft

Screenshot from the game World of Warcraft, featuring a Demon Hunter character atop a (very rare) undead horse mount called Invincible

Sammy@samezord· Jun 27

This is a cool trick

Image of the video game character and know unwanted person remover Luigi

Sammy@samezord· Jun 7

Hell yeah!

Sammy@samezord· Apr 20

I fucking love this game lmao @drinkboxstudios.com #nobodysavestheworld

Screenshot of the game "Nobody Saves the World". On it, an NPC whose name is "The Fallen Hero" says "People die when they are killed".

Screenshot of the game "Nobody Saves the World". An NPC says "After analyzing the reports, we have positively identified it as an UFO."

Sammy@samezord· Apr 9

Where's Hancock?

Mock of a facebook post about the Old State House in Boston, MA, showing a picture of of it in 2021 compared to the fictional 2287 shown in the Fallout 4 game as it's a real post.

The group name has also changed from "I grew up in Massachusetts " to "I grew up in the Commonwealth", since in Fallout 4, that's how the region is named.

The edit is shitty on purpose, proudly made in MS Paint, in 5 minutes, graphic design is my passion.

Sammy@samezord· Apr 1

The "rare, expensive and specialized tools you need to start you journey" in question:

Picture of the icon used by the uTorrent software.

Sammy@samezord· Mar 23

Hell yeah!

Sammy@samezord· Mar 23

AAAAAAAH!!! #Warcraft #WorldofWarcraft

World of Warcraft character in a recently obtained Ny'alotha Allseer mount.

Sammy@samezord· Mar 11

What a beauty! (shader is Flower Child lmao)

Sammy@samezord· Feb 21

Shit's completely, utterly, terminally fucked

Sammy@samezord· Jan 19

A logogram (or semasiograph) from the Heptapod alien language (Heptapod B) used in the movie Arrival. This one translates to "this is bullshit" (it does not, I just googled it) although it was inscribed outside of the bounds of causal time and can also be translated to "finally Jeremy Renner got unbanned", "I think Jeremy Renner is going to get banned" and "fuck Trump".

Sammy@samezord· Dec 30

Can't believe Nevermore is back and it took me 2 entire days to get the memo.

Sammy@samezord· Dec 25

Will the show be called "Junction Kids"? The opening can be something like: Step into the OEC. There’s lots to do. There’s lots to read. But look, don’t touch. And don’t scream much. Let’s join the Junction Kids. Let’s join the Junction Kids. #pacificdrive @ironwood.bsky.social

Screenshot of the game Pacific Drive showing a fax message that says:

Idea: Kids TV show about Anomalies. Something that demystifies them, makes them friendly and approachable. Possibly do it with puppets. DO NOT mention the Mt. Walker massacre. What do you think? Call me.me.me.me.mePRUPPETS

Possibly making a nod towards the game Control, where a government agency called the FBC made a kid's show with puppets themed around the game's supernatural world.

Sammy@samezord· Dec 24

Thanks guys! 💗 #pacificdrive @ironwood.bsky.social

Screenshot of the game Pacific Drive showing the car's roof with 5 Happy Hare anomalies in a junction with the The Warrens condition.

Happy Hares constantly heal the player and fix car parts, The Warrens is a map modifier where Bunnies and Hares are much more common.

Sammy@samezord· Dec 9

Was moving and missed it earlier, but just got hard confirmation I'm a complete dork (good).

Spotify wrapped list featuring Borislav Slavov from Baldur's Gate 3, ConcernedApe from Stardew Valley, the band Periphery, Andrew Prahlow from Outer Wilds and the band In Flames.

Spotify wrapped featuring the songs Marigols from Periphery, Raphael's Final Act from Baldur's Gate 3, My Last Stand from Tekken 8, Stabbing the Drama from Soilwork and Storm Rising also from Tekken 8.

Sammy@samezord· Nov 28

Paul, please. (happy thanksgiving)