**Miles Davis** themes just dropped →

To install directly on an old device, it needs to be jailbroken with AppSync installed. But it's pretty magical once you get that squared away to experience browsing an app store on these older devices.

thank god the dunkin’ donuts app implements a screenshot shield

I'll block a bitch on the Crisco Mobile HD app. idc

if i have to see this diva again im gonna lose my g-dang marbles

i've been working on a side project that indexes the various .ipa app files on the internet archive and, long story short, i have died and gone to hell and my eternal punishment is nitpicking which icon files are different enough to collapse in the S3 bucket

I wish software would take clues from game design and have an official end or completion with a credits roll. like one day you’re using salesforce and then this appears:

doing my annual check to make sure NSDrawer is still used in the mail “connection doctor” window

sorry to cuss but what in tarnation

started writing fake celeb quotes

tv software is the great equalizer. you could buy a $200 walmart tv or a $2500 LG and you’ll still get ads in the menus and a hard button on the remote to some streaming service that won’t exist in a year

what makes me sad on behalf of europeans is that you all will never get to experience a drag queen performing the jingle from a diabetes medication TV ad campaign

Computer Board

actually no i hope WWDC is just two hours of him doing some fuckass white guy dance to “Tern down for what”

i wonder if this is a unique experience

From hiring experience, I actually just wanna know if you want a fucking glass of water

design is how it works

music band

sorry to keep harping on this laptop but i just noticed the tongue of the usb c port on the Neo is color matched and I think that’s cute

told ya

WHAT UP BERGEN COUNTY COMMUNITY COLLEGE, WE ARE KNOB SLOT!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK HARDER THAN YOU’VE EVER ROCKED BEFOREEEEE

Thanks! Hit the character limits here but got a similar note on Mastodon but here’s my explanation for that writing choice

obsessed with the idea of someone doordashing from AMC.

God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom

I built WireView because I got tired of an annoying workflow for sharing iOS screenshots at work. It’s a tiny app that captures screenshots and recordings from your iPhone/iPad over USB and copies them straight to your clipboard. No AirDrop or Universal Clipboard delays. apple.co/3Mvt9V5