Sam
@sammiekate
she/her SKS with a magnifying scope (I am large, I contain multitudes)
Eating this in the car with other people is grounds for divorce and/or flogging @teamsenator.bsky.social
Alright, so now that I have a post about diarrhea doing well I need to get off this app and write this paper and put my summer romance with this Algerian hottie to bed.
If you ever feel bad about yourself, just go look at a molting cardinal and you’ll feel better. Bless their hearts.
Today’s tomato sandwich: - gf oat bread - Duke’s - Penzey’s Florida Pepper - Penzey’s kosher salt - I’m not sure which tomato because we’ve reached that part of the summer
I thought I had some cool variety of green coneflower but it turns out she’s just diseased 😭
Was just thinking about y’all yesterday! I’m in an abolitionist book club and we spent a chunk of yesterday’s meeting talking about how cool Minneapolis is.
Listen, people from Stockton are different. I have been night hunting in the swamp with this girl.
I don’t really miss TikTok but I did appreciate the Metamusic guy. If you need to be inspired to drink Metamucil every day, might I suggest transferring it from the orange container into something more inspiring? Laugh all you want, but my A1C is normal for the first time in years. 💅🏻
Oh I forgot to tell y’all I went to a press conference this week and my big ass head ended up on the news
Thank you for this. Last night I told my friend who took me to my first drag show at the Quest about the fire, and here’s how he responded. I sent this to him. ❤️