Lee Cronin’s the Mummy???? More like Lee Cronin’s I don’t think so honey!!!! (I hated it) [I hated it so much]

My husband is a MACHINE

A bloomfy daddy saw it first but you guys deserve it AS A TREAT!!! 🤭🤭🤭

Me: They don’t know I’m listening to Ariana’s new album at this Gold’s Gym!! I’m so BUTCH! Them: Yes we do F** Cause also me being Butch:

It’s fine I got this guy to help me through it:

A Bloomfy saw it first but the bulge was bulging this morning!!!

Me while getting yelled at by a customer because they kept jumping around the map of what they actually wanted:

Let's see that fur.

It’s my day of birth! A handsome 32 today. It’s also free slurpee day at 7/11 so get one in my honor!!! A selfie for good measure. Also if you wanna drop special stuff let me know 😈

I finished the thing!!! So happy with the work of Josh at Fatty’s Tattoo in Silver Spring MD. If you want a new American tattoo he’s the dude. Smooth process. Communicative. And just a cool dude. So happy with the result.

FYC

Had my first therapy session in 3 years and honestly it felt soooooooo nice. New things to work on. New challenges. Needed this as I go through a lot of life transitions (all mostly good) and do the work to let go of some high school trauma! A selfie for good measure

And if I said Midsommar is one is my comfort movies???? What would we say about that???

My hubs (@bradleyrvarnell.bsky.social) always gives Mambo carrots during lunch (which he did) but he played a little trick by reaching down like he had a carrot and then booped his nose… and mambo is UNAMUSED

It’s the Italian symbol for warding off evil (a devil horn pointed away from you) and a Celtic crown on top. Coloring happening in 3 weeks. If you live in DC go to Josh at Fatty’s Tattoo and Piercing shop he’s the GOAT.

WEARING A TRUMP HAT ON DC METRO CAUSE YOURE VISTING FROM YOUR FUCK ASS TOWN ISNT SUBVERSIVE YOU JUST LOOK DUMB

Somebody wants dinner (he’s an hr early)

Tee hee 🤭🤭🤭

We don’t usually see each other’s headers. Here’s mine! Quote-skeet with yours.

My hubs made soup for dinner (he isn’t feeling 100%) and he goes to bed before I get home from work. When I got home (a double today WOOF) I sent him this to know I loved it 🤭🤭🤭

My hubs @bradleyrvarnell.bsky.social got sent a cute little package from the Humane Rescue Alliance because he needed a new shirt to sport after losing weight!! They even sent mambo dis cute little gift 🥹🥹🥹

Me:

The one millennial cringe core thing I’m SO glad I avoided was getting a H**** P**** tattoo. I’m lookin at a dude’s rn that is HUGE and I’m like:

Oh yeah and also immigration!!!!!!! Okay I’m soooooooo into this

All right at the suggestion of MANY friends (and bloomfies) I’m finally starting this one!!!

Cracked this baby open since we’re seeing him June 2nd! James Blake- The Colour of Everything (2016). 10 years old!!! So wild!!

I promise I did ~relatively~ good