Sapphic Hazard

@sapphichazard

Chaos goblin, gay AuDHD trans lady, engineer, nerd, millennial.

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Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Jun 29

Oh I'm gonna give a CRAZY deep cut here.

The poster for the Serbian cyberpunk film 'Technotise: Edit & I" A green ctyscape background with an various cyberpunk characters on it, and hoverboards, as well as the number '2074' in the top right corner indicating the year.

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Jun 23

So many albums qualify. One of my favorite recent examples is Janelle Monae's Dirty Computer.

The album cover for Janelle Monae's Dirty Computer, which features a Monae in some kind of cross-pattern veil on the left, with a biblical style halo, and the name of the album on the right.

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Jun 15

Sense8

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Jun 12

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· May 26

This reminds me of the old Quetzalcoatl statue in San Jose:

A grey stone statue of a snake, curled up in layers forming concentric tori in a pyramidlike design. Located in San Jose, California, meant to represent Quetzalcoatl.

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· May 1

"mysterious forces" seen here:

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Mar 17

So many good choices, but I gotta go with my man Al.

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Jan 26

Actual footage of how NYT conceptualized this op ed

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Dec 26

Just preserving that for you. This is you condoning child sex slavery, just like your pedophile imaginary friend:\

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Dec 5

This work?

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Nov 16

Mad Max (the more recent one) pointing up with text saying "that's a metaphor."

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Nov 7

I find it hard to resist an interesting bottle of wine. Here's hoping it's tasty! @lastweektonight.com

The label of a bottle of wine with a well-englassened horse on it. The horse has what appears to be a mullet made mostly of green grape, glasses that add an important touch of sophistication, and googly eyes just to assure that the effect of the glasses is well-neutralized.

The text at the bottom of the label reads "Cabernet SauvignJohn"

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Oct 29

Deep cut from me. Bizarre and joyous game (Rakugaki Showtime)

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Oct 28

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Oct 11

Quislings

The names of the cowards who worked the Riyadh Comedy Festival. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riyadh_Comedy_Festival

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Sep 24

This is one of those ones I really need to think through, and make sure my submission isn't duplicated, because reasons. :)

Poster for the movie "Madelines" which is pink and full of what appears to be the same person below the title, and yet another of that person, in a gas mask, above.

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Sep 24

Blood Machines!

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Sep 14

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Aug 18

Deciding how deep to go here is like a personal crisis.

Top half: A pair of wide-eyes looking through the cracks of a basket
Bottom half: The text "Basket Case" in a bleeding red font.

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Aug 13

Undecided, but Vic is very convincing.

Red text: Vote
Blue background, white text: For
Blue text: Vic
Smaller, Black text at the bottom: Hey guysssss! What's up? it's Vic. Hi, Love ya! Vote for me. If you don't, he no hard feelings. But I'd really love it if you'd vote for me. Just think about it. Doesn't have to be a firm yes but a tentative yes would be awesome. Ok, I love you so, so much. End message.

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Jul 21

Feeling a craving for something dark, so watching Splinter. Some incredible and unique creature effects with extremely effective tight scale. And brutal. :) #Horror #HorrorSky

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Jul 7

Okay so this is weird.

A screenshot of the Amazon Prime comedy movies section, the first entry being Saw II, which is not even a little bit a comedy movie.

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Jun 21

A movie in a still

A still of Godzilla from Shin Godzilla, burning a building with his plasma breath. There is an ultraviolet trail up the big guy's spines, extending down the plasma breath, culminating in a luscious orange fire on the buildings. I'm not a pyromaniac.

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Mar 31

Ingl I hate this day. I don't like being visible even in good times, and these aren't good times. Stay strong, sibs. And remember. It is always morally correct to subvert profit and power structures which promote fascism. #TransDayOfVisibility #TDOV

A very tired trans nerd, wearing a black T-shirt under a leather vest and a Dragon Age: Inquisition insignia on the right shoulder. The vest is adorned with a rainbow Star Trek delta badge (Voyager-style) and Trans Pride-colored pips. She is wearing glasses with burgundy rounded triangle lenses and there's a cat in the background taking a nap.

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Jan 12

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Jan 4

"You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?" Oh I am in trouble:

A promotional poster for the TV series "wolf creek," portraying a tour bus with a trailer in the lower portion, and an image of the cannibal/mass murderer Mick Taylor, played by John Jarratt for whom the series is known, and the title in sharp-edged yellow letters above.

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Jan 4

I feel inspired to post more kitty pictures, because reasons. This is our youngest cat, Goldie. We think she may be small breed because this is her in adult form. Instead of meowing, she squeaks, and amusingly, she fetches things! #Caturday

A small, vibrant, adorable orange cat with her eyes closed, loafed on a white comforter.

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Jan 4

This Pawdrick. He prefers to be near me and cuddled at all times. He's very derpy. One of five cats who my wife and I are glad to share our home with. #Caturday

A grey tuxedo cat, his eyes looking up at the person with the camera, and his tongue out in full blep.

Sapphic Hazard@sapphichazard· Nov 27

It's funny because he's lying prima facie: