SapphicSelene

@sapphicselene

She/Her - 35 - Episcopalian (The gay as fuck US Anglican Church) ✝️ - AnCom - Himejoshi - Chronic Weeb - Aikidoka 🥋 Occasionally reblogs left-wing Christian opinions and NSFW yuri art. Reader beware 👻 Located in so-called Springfield Oregon

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SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· 28d

I really love the look and sound of choosing what Old God is haunting your town in World of Horror. Out of the ones I have unlocked, Goizo: The Thing Forsaken by God, is my fave, with Ath-Yolasth the all seeing eye my second. #WorldOfHorror

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· 28d

For full disclosure, here's the video. Does this seem psycho to y'all?

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· Jun 30

Today's listening of "The Sea and Civilization"

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· Jun 17

I am treating this HTML tutorial very seriously lol

A plain white web page showing only text.

What is this: A simple page put together using HTML.

Why is this: To learn HTML, to show off, because my computer is a beautiful copper haired woman with a big bush.

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 30

BREAKING: The Riverbottom Nightmare Band has pulled out of the Freedom 250 event.

Five Muppets (an otter guitarist, a frog in a tank of water, a snake bassist, a lizard drummer, and a bear keyboarder) on a colored light stage performing a song.

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 27

Madoka and Nijika snickering at masturbation jokes like a couple of teena- wait, they are teenagers lol #TomodachiLife

Nijika from Bocchi the Rock as made in Tomodachi Life saying "That jacking off story I heard from Madoka was hilarious!"

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 27

Sam got his sheriff abolitionist stance from Bilbo it seems lol #TomodachiLife

Bilbo Baggins as made in Tomodachi Life saying "If you don't remember anything else, remember this- fuck 12, am I right? Got it?"

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 23

@trnscatgirls4jesus.bsky.social et al They parodied the fucking Sopranos at the baseball game

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 22

I've added what every peaceful island needs: a medieval Hellmouth lol #TomodachiLife

A large egg shaped red and black scaled monstrosity awaits in the distance. It's eyes are as large as a torso, and it's many fanged mouth is large enough for a full grown man to walk in. Within the back of the mouth is fire. The path leading to it winds and twists, and is lined with black bricks with the words "Good intentions" on it.

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 21

Boy I say boy do you see the mess you made? The whole town of Tull, fallen like a bunch of chicken foot dominos! Ka is a wheel, ya ken? You go blowin into town like a tornaduh and you gon get blown away yourself down the road! I tell ya you got the twitch of a mouse drinkin a whole gallon of coffee.

Official artwork from The Dark Tower showing Roland standing on the horizon, both revolvers out, as a line of corpses lead towards him. Foghorn leghorn has been added to the pic, gesturing down at the bodies in an explaining way.

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 21

New non-alcoholic cocktail just dropped: The American Trans Girl 1 shot pickle brine Club soda to the top of a whiskey glass

A rounded whisky glass filled with green and yellow pickle brine, mixed with club soda.

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 21

This ad in downtown Springfield Oregon is exactly what I imagined the Whistlers from the end of season 5 to look like.

An anthropomorphic axe with vertical long eyes and a whistling mouth. He whistles "We buy records" as he holds a vinyl record in his right hand.

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 21

When a group of femme sub trans women get together:

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 20

Dia is lamenting the loss of μ's, the top celebrity on Maris Stella Island is the Star of the County Down, and E Honda moved in as soon as a bathhouse became avaliable. #TomodachiLife

Dia from Love Live Sunshine as a mii saying "Why did Muse have to end?"

Silence Suzuka as a mii saying "Hey Mistress, has anybody ever told you that your nose looks like The Star of the County Down's?"

E Honda from Street Fighter as a mii looking around at his bathhouse themed home.

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 20

Fireside is losing vs Loveall is losing.

Yayoi from the Idolmaster making a tired and disappointed face.

Haruka from the Idolmaster with a big full face smile.

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 19

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.

The same black cat as the pic before warming up my hand as I lay in a mostly unmade bed.

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 18

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

Benedict Cumberbatch I think in a tuxedo angerly fixing his bow tie before pointing his pointer finger up, one eye closed and one half open in a silly manner, and his lips separated showing his teeth. He says "Listen here you little shit. "

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 17

Apparently a bunch of Christians who are really bad at the whole "Following the teachings of Christ" thing are lining up to go worship Emperor Nero (Trump) and Babylon (The United States of America). Meanwhile, I was at church.

Cropped image from Wikipedia showing a quote from Tertullian that reads "Demons are the magistrates of this world: they bear the fasces."

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 17

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your roll. Kid Muscle any time he sees the Bond Girl:

Kid Muscle from Ultimate Muscle with exaggerated popped out eyes and a massive erection for comedic effect. He is yelling "YOWZA!"

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 17

I wake up and check my watch, it reads 856 AM. "Shit," I say outloud, then think "I must have not fully got my phone charging last night." I get up and grab the phone, expecting it to be dead. It's alive and at 702 AM.

A possum with its mouth wide open. Text reads "🎵The best part of waking up is screaming what the fuck🎵"

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 16

Mike, Daniel, Daniel's older brother, the kid at school who says he can kickflip, Jerry, Other Mike.

A fake video game box art for the Playstation 1 showing a 12 or so year old boy doing a nose manual on a suburban driveway. The name of the game is Suburban Skating, featuring 12 Middle schoolers, 2 unlockable high schoolers, 5 unique driveways, a snack time mini game, and a soundtrack with swears. Advertised characters are the names listed in the original post.

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 13

QTP with a trio of awesomeness

A painting of Liu Bei (two swords), Guan Yu (glave) and Zhang Fei (snake tongue spear) fighting against Lu Bu (halberd) on horseback.

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 12

Same energy #KinnikumanNisei #LoveLive #UltimateMuscle #LoveLiveSunshine

Ikeman (exaggerated chin, nose, eyebrows) up close and personal with a terrified Kid Muscle.

Dia up close and personal with the same darkened face of anger, aimed at Kanan.

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 9

I slightly misremembered, it is called The Blender. Despite it being a science building, I took an English class in the basement.

A large square concrete building, with a large sharp angled concrete tower rising from the center. This is the Physical Science building.

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 9

Had a funny dream last night lol *Ding dong!* Guest: Oh, who could that be? *opens front door* Postman: 😃🗣I'VE GOT A PACKAGE HERE FOR [SELENE]! ITS [EMBARRASSING KINK] ANIME PORN!😃 HAVE A NICE DAY 🗣😃 The guest closing the door and looking at me:

Rina Tennoji looking over with a blank face as she pets a cat. Text added reads "*Doki Pipo Emotion stops*"

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 9

Homura: I'm a Catholic. Kyoko: I'm an Anglican. Homura: Do you believe in the Nicene Creed? Kyoko: Of course! Homura: How about things like the intercession of saints and the Real Presence of Christ in the Eucharist? Kyoko: Damn tootin'! Homura: And the Pope? Kyoko: He can suck my Prot penis Both:

Homura angerly pointing a silver pistol, about to fire.

Kyoko with a glowing red eye about to stab with her fully unfurled multi-jointed spear.

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 8

Some updates of life on Maris Stella Island #TomodachiLife

Frodo and Sam are sitting on a beach with a smoking pipe between them. Text reads "They're recommending a pipeweed and pipe since it apparently helps with listening to music."

Umi talking to Suletta Mercury (who is dressed like a cowboy). "Umi is sharing her passion for Kinky Aikido."

Umi talking to Kotori (off camera): "Hey, doesn't a girl rock band kind of make you think of a school idol?'

Frodo talking to the player. "I keep my Irish whisky in my pocket at all times. Never know when the need will arise."

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 5

Here is Kuroe AKA Chloe AKA Kuroe Chloe Laplus Miorine [last name], biting me for interrupting her Independent Reading Time lol

A black cat with a spot of white on her lower throat and a pink collar. She is laying on a green and white keffiyeh, and biting my left hand.

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 3

Me and Umi are heading to church lol #TomodachiLife #LoveLive

In Tomodachi Life, Umi is talking to Dia. On a banner beneath them,it reads "Umi is saying she's really a good Christian at heart."

SapphicSelene@sapphicselene· May 2