Sappy (she/her)

@sappycynic

I write. I bitch. I love. I sleep. I sing. I protect. I survive. I dream. I fight. I brat. I rhyme. I will live to see another day… I am far more than a few words can ever contain. 💚💙💜💛🧡💕

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Sappy (she/her)@sappycynic· 9d

Oh, I’m right there with you. Snarky as hell because if I wasn’t, I’d be a weepy basket case 24/7. This is, in fact, today’s t-shirt…

Red panda sleeping with the words, “I’m not always sarcastic… sometimes I’m asleep.”

Sappy (she/her)@sappycynic· 18d

Like this?

Sappy drinking from a mug as big as her head. Closest you’ll get to a mug shot on this account.

Sappy (she/her)@sappycynic· Jul 2

n00bie and Mittens are pleased to make your acquaintance

n00bie: grey/white striped princess of a cat on her back with paws out, living her best life, knowing she is adorable and cuddling with her person.

Mittens: grey tuxedo cat chilling in his box where he pretty much lives. He’s a sweetheart, people person, and possibly part dog in his behavior.

Sappy (she/her)@sappycynic· Jun 26

Time line cleanse with today’s mood

B&W of Sappy’s cat in repose. Grey striped cat lying on back with belly exposed, fast asleep

Sappy (she/her)@sappycynic· Jun 8

It’s just a roll/bump. And I put it on my incline (I have reflux as well) with another pillow behind it so my neck and rest the top of my head on the pillow behind it. But the lumbar pillow can be paired with any pillow as a neck pillow.

Pile of pillows, showing incline pillow, lumbar pillow used as neck pillow, and pillow behind it for head

Sappy (she/her)@sappycynic· Jun 4

I’m not crying. You are… 🤧

Black and white photo of a cap & gown with 2026 tassel. Image created by SappyCynic

Sappy (she/her)@sappycynic· Mar 25

Two fictional character from different universes you want to see fight Take your pick… just want to see the metaphor of different parts of yourself in conflict with one another.

Nathan Fillion in various roles: Castle, The Rookie, Firefly, Desperate Housewives, The Recruit, Big Mouth, Modern Family, Lost, The Big Bang Theory

Sappy (she/her)@sappycynic· Mar 1

I call this one “Morning Contemplation.”

Coffee mug with mama bear and two cubs on it in cream, black, and brown, with coffee in it and the sun coming through the window to make contrast.

Sappy (she/her)@sappycynic· Feb 3

Image:

Screaming groundhog in front of a burning apocalypse on a news report.

Text at bottom of screen:

BREAKING NEWS
PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL HOSPITALIZED AFTER RECEIVING HORRIFYING VISION OF THE FUTURE
09:03
"SKULLS AS FAR AS THE EVE CAN SEE" - BUBBLING POOLS OF GORE"- "CLOUDS OF WORMS OVER THE KINGDOMS OF THE EARTH"

Sappy (she/her)@sappycynic· Jan 27

Aside from specialized bird feeders, you might need to switch to a different feed. See tips below.

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Starlings and House Sparrows are often considered "unwelcome"
feeder visitors. Because these species are similar in size to many of the more desirable birds, it's a little harder to discourage them. Some people simply remove their feeders for a couple of weeks. Other techniques include keeping food off the ground; and temporarily switching to nyjer seed-sometimes called thistle-in a tube feeder. While starlings and House Sparrows do eat nyjer, both species prefer sunflower seed, and starlings in particular find it difficult to use tube feeders.
Starlings have softer bills than most seed eaters, so peanuts (in the shell) and white-striped sunflower seed pose problems for them to open, so
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Sappy (she/her)@sappycynic· Dec 5

This is real… and I can confirm that the poem is not wrong…

TULUS
TROEGS
Mad Elf
MAD ELF ALE
ALE BREWED WITH HONEY AND CHERRIES
We taste: cherries, local honey, chocolate malt, subtle spices

Sappy (she/her)@sappycynic· Dec 1

Why rise and shine when you can greet the day like…

Sappy (she/her)@sappycynic· Sep 10

No one should have to lose a son, husband, father, friend, or other loved one to gun violence. No. One. Ever. Not one single death is “worth the cost.”

Photo: Charlie Kirk

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023

Sappy (she/her)@sappycynic· Sep 10

Sappy (she/her)@sappycynic· Aug 29

This is why coffee is first…

Your first ritual that you do during the day is the highest leveraged ritual, by far, because it has the effect of setting your mind, and setting the context, for the rest of your day.
Eben Pagan

Sappy (she/her)@sappycynic· Jul 27

So I have a lovely app which sends me random affirmations throughout the day. Some make me laugh because they are so obviously not true bc of my chronic illnesses… This one, however, just made me ask… “I am? For whom?”