Sarah Vernon

@sarahkarlene

my give a fucks are on vacation So I thought that if I piled something good on all my bad That I could cancel out the darkness I inherited from dad Me and Jesus we’re of the same heart The only thing that keeps us distant Is that I keep fuckin’ up

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Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· 22d

this is diabolical.

a screenshot of the washington post lead about the president at the world cup.

By Dan Merica, Rick Maese and Cat Zakrzewski

EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. - President Donald Trump's World Cup ended with something he likely loved: being showered in gold.

Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· 24d

“Outrigger's Red Hook (formerly a popular, casual open-air waterfront restaurant known for seafood, happy hours, and marina views on St. Thomas) is permanently closed.”

Jesus. didn’t survive the pandemic. but how could they?

hope they are okay.

Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· Jun 26

from yesterday. four very much alive baby birds.

a photograph of four baby birds in their nest (on our screened in porch). three birds have their beaks wide open waiting for their parent to feed them. the nest is made of dead leaves and pine needles plus a little moss and the birds blend into the brown nest other than their bright orange inner beaks.

Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· May 29

E edited her President’s Outstanding Academic Excellence certificate once she realized whose signature was printed on it. #HappyLastDayOfSchool #FuckTrump

my 14 year old cut out Trump’s signature from her academic certificate AND the accompanying letter because she didn’t want him staining her achievements. teen rage is real and can be used for good.

Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· May 13

please make it make sense: Vance wants them to do their *job* but threatens to take away the money that allows them to do their *job*?

a paragraph from a NBC New article:

Vance said that the administration is also notifying all 50 states that it could freeze funding to their Medicaid Fraud Control Units "if they do not aggressively prosecute Medicaid fraud." The units, which exist in each state, investigate and prosecute Medicaid provider fraud. "We are going to turn off the money that goes to these anti-fraud units," he said, if they fail to do their job.

Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· May 6

Dear @scvanvalkenburg.bsky.social, if middle schoolers who take high school SOLs in a middle school building must include their SOL scores in their final grades, they should be able to use that SOL score as a verified credit for their high school diploma. let treat middle schoolers fairly & equally.

from the Henrico Citizen:

SOL exams will now count for 10% of high-schoolers' grades
School board members also discussed a new policy change - passed last year in a bill created by Henrico state senator and Glen Allen High teacher Schuyler VanValkenburg - that will be coming from the state: Standards of Learning exams, taken annually in grades 3-12, will now count for 10% of high school students' final grades. Students also will be restricted to a two-week testing window just before the end of the school year. These two changes also apply to middle-schoolers taking high school-level SOLs.

Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· Apr 21

yep. she’s finishing her dinner while we stream #KornackiCam.

A obsessively watching the Virginia returns on the family room tv while finishing dinner.

Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· Mar 24

as you can see, they really want the parents to contact them for information.

it’s a screenshot of the email we received after E accepted her specialty center on the portal.

“If you have any questions, please contact us at xxx-xxx-xxxx or email us at email address.”

obviously they don’t want to hear from the families.

Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· Mar 23

okay, this saturday morning schedule is not helpful if things are still straight up chaotic. it is helpful to know we won’t have to wait for the hotel shuttle at the end of the trip though. so, 50% of my plan is working.

screen shot of the saturday morning washington dc metro schedule from innovation center to dulles. the earliest train is at 6:38am. this is probably not helpful to us. boo!

Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· Feb 13

richmondbizsense.com/2026/02/13/w...

a screen shot of Richmond BizSense article. highlights include that the Varina Culver’s should be open in a year AND the plans are for 10 Culver’s between Richmond and Newport News.

Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· Jan 28

my prediction this morning to my coworkers:

my text message to my coworkers;

I hope I'm wrong but if we get 1-3 inches of snow on Saturday, they'll have to divert all the crews to pretreating the roads on Friday and then use the crews on Saturday & Sunday for the main roads. thus ending all neighborhood plowing until next week.
I think the public school kids are asynchronous on Mon & Tues, going back on Wed since there will be a lot more melting next week.

Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· Jan 23

western Henrico Publix. has been stocked all week. 🤞

our local grocery store’s milk case. almost fully stocked 36 hours before the ice storm.

Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· Jan 12

hope i didn’t win a fantastic prize in one of those emails

a screenshot of my google mail trash inbox. 404,332 messages in my trash. should i empty the trash forever?

Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· Dec 30

Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· Dec 19

the package has returned to where it was originally sent two days ago! #exhausting

this is a screenshot of the USPS breakdown of my package’s journey. two days ago it arrived at the Richmond Regional Facility. today it was moved to two smaller facilities and then returned to the Regional facility?

Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· Dec 10

current view:

my children didn’t clean off my windshield as i sit in the car as it warms. they did leave a smiley face carved in the iced over snow.

Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· Dec 5

maybe two inches ya’ll…

just a photo of our ice and snow covered tree filled backyard. the barren trees are tall & the branches are covered in a light powdery snow. cloudy and sunless, it is a very moody morning.

Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· Dec 5

this was the milk case at my neighborhood publix at 6pm tonight. all the bread displays near the milk were also empty (but the actual bread aisle had plenty…of full price bread).

a basically empty double milk case at a southern grocery store when the forecast calls for snow. less than 20 gallons left until closing tonight at 9pm. all over two inches of snow. it’s giving me a migraine! these people are wild!!

Sarah Vernon@sarahkarlene· Dec 4

and so it begins… look the schools are in a bad spot — nobody in this town can drive in the snow (except for the west virginia & jersey transplants) and the winter weather is supposed to begin right as the early high school buses hit the road at 6:30am.