Europe: It's very hot Telegraph: Yeah, we need more pollution

Almost, but not quite god

We're all just out here, doing our best

The stone was at the bottom of this hill. But now it's gone, too!

Great lampshade. My honor.

As foretold

Australian media, asking the hard, hard questions #auspol

Nitro Circus Maximus #auspol

GPT 5.5 isn't good enough to be banned

Will not ever stop doing this to his photo

Guys, guys, guys! I got the BEST photo of this post on my phone. LOOK!

Better?

Godzilla El Niño

Bean. James Bean.

It's called the Godzilla El Niño, because it's coming for us all 😕 #auspol #climate #climateemergency #climitecrisis #heatwave

Having soundly covered off the "Freedom is slavery" and "Ignorance is strength" parts, we have finally moved on to the big one: War is Peace What a time to be alive #auspol #hormuz

Ah yes, caught giving... * checks notes * ... cost-of-living tax relief to aussie workers For shame! #auspol

They'll call it out when it is sea shells on a beach. But this? "Doesn't look like anything at all to me...." They just can't bring themselves to see it. They can't. #epsteinfiles

Yeah, it's all going great. And by great a mean terrible.

In my cognitive test (which I ACED!) they made me count backwards from ten to one. Just like you see on TV for the launch with the... We have the best rockets. Big beautiful moon. I could have gone up, because counting. Better than probably anyone knows. Ballroom!

Do MAGA not see how cringe their new passport is? #auspol

Gemini and Grok are gonna need some kind of ointment

Hm, Trump seems to be getting the blame for Hormuz. Maybe we could blame..... China? #auspol