Sasha Distan (@sashadistan) · DIRTY

Sasha Distan

@sashadistan

they/them, enby🏳️‍⚧️, 38 🐺 Writer, heathen, maker of things. Certified Good With Knives.

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Sasha Distan@sashadistan· 28d

@crikeycroc.bsky.social Long dog appreciation post

Dashi the lurcher, lounging in the garden

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jul 18

I have such cool friends @londonfurs.bsky.social #LFMSummerParty

A hyena fursuit Nate, with Sasha the African Hunting Dog in the park.

Lucien the strong orange fold with Sasha the African Hunting Dog on some stone steps in front of iron railings.

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jul 18

The moon looking like it was hung there on purpose

A pair of London skyscrapers with a red perfect crescent moon between them.

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jul 17

Cine with me through the magical tunnel hedge.

Wooden structure supporting a beech hedge

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jul 17

[insert obvious joke]

An old wooden door with brass knob and a hand painted sign which reads "Slide Knob to Open"

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jul 16

A friend

A black orange and white butterfly on the end of a wooden garden bench

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jul 15

Drunk bumblebee

A bumblebee in a pink flower, covered in SO MUCH pollen

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jul 10

I'm going through the portal and you can't stop me

A view of wheat field and green landscape framed by trees

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jul 9

We sung happy birthday to him under the flying cars!

Goodwood sculpture, with flying Porsche Singers

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jul 7

Hill walkies today. He's hot now.

Dashi the lurcher standing on a rough path on the Downs. The sky is blue

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jul 7

Bus hound

Dashi the lurcher, mouth open eyes shut, on a purple and blue bus

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jul 6

South facing lichen

The trunk of a young sycamore tree with pale green lichen covering it's southern side

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jul 3

Important computer business

Dashi the lurcher using a laptop with his paw on the fancy keyboard.

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jun 29

We went to pick our cherry tree yesterday.

Cherries in sunlight

Cherries in the sun

7kg of cherries in a basket

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jun 25

Hello sweet friend

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jun 25

This hound, he is warm

Dashi the lurcher lying flat out in the long grass under a damp tea towel.

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jun 24

Took Dashi for a car ride with aircon. Then we went to pet shop, also for Aircon.

Dashi the lurcher in the car

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jun 22

Look at this delightful bee!

A honey bee on purple lavender

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jun 21

Went to a local motorshow today and saw some delightful things

A pastel yellow 1966 ford Mustang

A modern red Dodge Challenger with black Shelby stripes

A shiny blue Pontiac Bel air

A silver Toyota. I don't know what kind. It had those fold down headlamps and makes me think of the future sci fi books imagined in the 1960s.

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jun 20

The best girl ⚙️

Matilda from Robot Wars

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jun 19

Would Dashi the lurcher be a recolour existing flag and base or would that be a new breed and pose? He's mostly Saluki greyhound so he's mostly covered? Idk, I want to get this right

Dashi the black and tan lurcher, standing side on in a sunset field

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jun 19

HAMMOCK TIME BABY

A brightly coloured hammock, hanging from a tree

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jun 15

I had a conversation about dinosaurs in Aldi! The hat is working! Get yours from @blacksmoke1033.bsky.social

A red hat with white text which reads:
"Please talk to me about dinosaurs"
In a nice friendly font.
The hat is available to buy from: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/BlackSmoke1033

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jun 14

We don't own the best tree in the neighbourhood, we live next door but one to an enormous ancient oak.

A very large oak tree against a blue sky, as seen from Sasha's garden

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jun 13

Build a shed. The work will then keep you at the precise correct temperature

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jun 10

Look at them! Eating a little leaf!

A Lego tortoise eating the leaf from a Lego waterlily.

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jun 9

AQA, who hurt you? 🤣

Excerpt from an AQA GCSE mark scheme. The question is about cutting different materials. The option for "cutting by shearing" has in all caps bold text
NO MARKS FOR ANYTHING TO DO WITH SHEARING SHEEP!

The subject being assessed is Product Design.

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· Jun 8

May I offer you this pretty shell on this Monday morning?

A small orange snail shell with a dark brown stripe

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· May 30

#NoMowMay is going very well in our garden.

A very lush and overgrown "lawn"

Sasha Distan@sashadistan· May 29

Here, have a poppy

A purple poppy, with a background of blurry greenery