Martha Hickson
@sassylibrarian
📎2023 NJLA Librarian of the Year📎Lemony Snicket Prize for Noble Librarians📎NCAC Outstanding Librarian📎AASL, NJLA & NJASL Intellectual Freedom Awards📎InsiderNJ 2025 Policy Makers Power List📎2026 MLK Spirit Hall of Fame📎Ban book banners!
Today in retirement: Attended a presentation by Gen. George Washington. I asked Gen. Washington for his thoughts on today’s historic wave of book banning. His response, “One of the lesser-known benefits of the 1st Amendment freedom of speech is it helps you know who the idiots are.”
Recently in retirement: Attended a “Paint ‘n Sip” event. Apparently I did too much sipping because the painting turned out a a bit wacky 😬 Even so, it’s got a goofy charm … kinda like the “artist” 😉
In today’s mail, signed by author @dannycaine.com in appreciation of my donation to @authorsabb.bsky.social In thumbing through, I saw mentions of my pals @librarianjones.com and @cameronsamuels.bsky.social plus a terrific description of book banners: “unqualified fanatics.” Can’t wait to read!
Has anyone ever been to the make-believe “World Library Association” headquarters in Bee Cave, TX? Didn’t think so. The address is just as phony as the “organization.”
This weekend we had an uninvited guest who tried to break into the attic. Fortunately our neighbor had a humane trap, and we were well stocked with cat food for bait. The animal control officer picked the little critter up this morning to be relocated to a forest about 10 miles away. Happy trails!
Doing one of my very favorite things today: Reading on a summer afternoon on a covered porch while thunder rolls overhead and raindrops fall. So relaxing.
I couldn’t resist. You’ll enjoy this analysis of another make-believe book.
Also visiting: mama deer and her fawn, who usually stop by around this time each day to graze. Mama has a withered leg, but manages to get around well. We’ve seen her for 2 years now.
I had a visitor today while reading on the deck: a blue grosbeak.
Finally, just for fun, I made up one more book. It didn’t pass muster: “contains explicit profanity, strong emotional themes including trauma from gun violence, and frequent LGBTQ content … the presence of overt sexual identity discussion and crude language may make this inappropriate for teens …”
The next 2 attempts flagged it as problematic because of LGBTQ content.
Then, inspired by @ryanestrada.com, I made up a fake book: The Librarians Fight Back by me. I tried it 3 times and got a different review each time. The first review described it as a middle grade novel with no LGBTQ content.
This thing is insane! I looked up Amanda Jones’ “That Librarian.” The summary: “An adult contemporary romance novel containing graphic sexual content, frequent strong profanity, and explicit LGBTQ romantic themes. “
THE LIBRARIANS has been nominated for an Emmy Award! @thelibrariansfilm.bsky.social
Today in retirement: Attended a presentation on Betsy Ross, portrayed by Alisa Dupuy of LadiesOfHistory.com, at the Waretown Library. The Friends of the Library presented Betsy with a quilt bearing her likeness.
OOTD: “Libraries are the mainstays of democracy.” Happy Fourth 🇺🇸
I’ve been playing that on my uke, along with Irving Berlin’s 1941 tune “When That Man Is Dead and Gone.” Both hold up, though I did write some new lyrics for the Berlin song.
Crying now. This was so good. I wish I’d had an Eddie. But I’m lucky to have a Jonathan.
Ann Patchett just slapped me upside the head. How did she burrow her way into my childhood? My brothers and I — largely ignored, brave, resourceful problem-solvers — demand to know. @parnassusbooks.bsky.social
Found at the Tuckerton Farmer’s Market today: fresh flowers for my new vase, olives for Doug’s martinis, and fresh radishes. We didn’t buy the birdhouses, but don’t they look like stacks of books? (Or is it just that librarians see books everywhere?)
I love my sweet Trixie’s back legs. She looks like she’s wearing saddle shoes.
Last night in retirement: Painted a patriotic beach bag with Beach House Studio at the Upper Shores Library