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SatanicPanDick@satanicpandick· Jul 7

There's still some good in this world, like the official lyrics for Aphex Twin's Windowlicker on Spotify

Windowlicker

Aphex Twin

(Lyrics as listed on Spotify)

Mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmm

Mmmmmmmmm ummmmmm

ah

MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmM mmmmmmm Aiuh

MmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmm

mMMMMmm Aiouh

MmmmmmmMmmmmm Aiah

MmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmm mMMmmmm Aiah

UuuUAH

SatanicPanDick@satanicpandick· Jul 2

You got it, boss!

Literally a screenshot of The InfoWars Elf from the introductory video posted on BlueSky

SatanicPanDick@satanicpandick· Jun 30

This newsletter isn't familiar enough with @matt-levine.bsky.social's writing to make a clever joke, though this is pretty close to how I feel regarding AI

Your Al Compass

29 of 29 questions answered

YOU ARE..

The Shrug

patron saint: Matt Levine

Al is a thing that exists and you regard it with detached amusement, like everything else. It's overhyped, sure, but so is most stuff. You'll use it when it's useful and ignore it when it isn't, and you find the discourse more interesting than the technology. You are unbothered.

Impact: -0.1

Valence: +0.1

SatanicPanDick@satanicpandick· Jun 29

Dream blunt rotation right there

1. Gene Wilder

Hot

Entertainment

2. Jay White

New

Entertainment

3. Mercedes Moné

Sports

4. Thekla & Kid

New

New

Entertainment

SatanicPanDick@satanicpandick· Jun 29

Sports rivalries ranked by importance:

1. Thekla & Kid

Hot

Entertainment

2. Red Sox vs Yankees

Sports

SatanicPanDick@satanicpandick· Jun 26

Just Caitlin Clark fans calling for Alyssa Thomas to be arrested and thrown in prison. Bet that's hardly the only black or queer woman they've thought that about today... #wnba

awakeandthinking.bsky.so... @awakean... 1d

Crushed (Murphy bed)

Thomas is a thug, she should be fined substantially.

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1d

Plyreen @plyreen.bsky.social

Crushed (Piano)

Kick her off the team. Charge her with assault.

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azurosknight.bsky.social @azurosknight... 1d

Garbage Chute

I'm really confused? If this exact thing

happened at the store or near a police officer the attacker would be charged with assault. Both people, they kicked her while she was down. But you put on matching outfit and it's "part of the game."

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@herzog25.bsky.social 1d

Imbalanced Humors (Melancholic)

Thats exactly what I thought. If this happened on the street rhat woman would have been arrested and charged with assault! My god, it is supposed to be a game not a blood sport

SatanicPanDick@satanicpandick· Jun 25

Day 71, they still believe me to be a chicken.

A white goose surrounded by brown chickens

SatanicPanDick@satanicpandick· Jun 18

Yeah, that's not true. This is.

A screenshot of a Reddit post that reads:

"Sad_Instruction1392

This is a shot from the 5th season episode "Violations" which has a flashback to Picard taking Dr. Crusher to see her dead husband's body. The thing on the side of his face is implied to be a cover for a wound he received on the same mission that Jack died in. The whole "wig" thing at the start of TNG has been largely discredited though the argument about nobody caring about baldness in the 24th century is true I think and came from Roddenberry himself.

edit from the horses mouth, regarding Star Trek baldness, combovers, etc."

SatanicPanDick@satanicpandick· Jun 18

Some people truly are stupid beyond understanding

Colette Arrand

@colettearrand.bsky.social

Judgement

Damn dawg Will Ospreay sucks

7:08 PM Jun 17, 2026 Everybody can reply

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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.soci... 5h

Judgement

Fuckin tragic that he's 33 years old because he's gonna be the top guy somewhere for way to much of the rest of my time I have as an active observer of the great sport of professional wrestling

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Buster Skeetin @scottytres.bsky.social

Fell (From throne)

Why do you think I basically stopped watch wrestling? The damage he's done has largely poisoned the last company I was ever

interested in.

SatanicPanDick@satanicpandick· Jun 11

Shouldn't you be busy crying about trans women watching a sports game you worthless, unlovable, miserable, pathetic, unwashed cunt?

Benjamin Ryan is a worthless fucking cunt

SatanicPanDick@satanicpandick· May 28

Totally normal behavior. There's at least 40 replies from this incel in the last 30 minutes. Literally all I did was tell him his home sucked.

SatanicPanDick@satanicpandick· May 28

People never admit to being Redditors on this site, but you can always tell by how easy they are to bait Dude's still quote sleeting me and all I'm doing is posting gifs

Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social

Cruise Accident (Bermuda Triangle) Dopamine isn't a DRUG Robert

Your BRAIN makes it, how could it be bad?

11

1h

granitegrey.bsky.social @granitegrey.... 56m

Fell (From horse)

Dopamine itself is a brain chemical. The problem is the brain getting trained to expect constant stimulation, and the apps use neuroscience findings to make it effective.

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Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social

Cruise Accident (Bermuda Triangle)

it's called a joke

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55m

SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky... 24m

Fetchling

Strength

And it missed it's mark

by like a lot

SatanicPanDick@satanicpandick· May 28

18 minutes 37 seconds Roughly 2.5 minutes for entrances, 16 minutes of match time with a 3 minute commercial break Only non-squash women's match of the night. Great match. Do better. #AEWCollision

SatanicPanDick@satanicpandick· May 28

Will Ospreay really isn't doing his life's purpose many favors in this six man

#1 tomato enjoyer @bungusworld 18h i was lowkey born to smoke weed and eat pussy

Will Ospreay 38m

@HailWindsor

SatanicPanDick@satanicpandick· May 28

What a little bitch 🤣

Fanzine. Moxism was alway... @fanzine....

Poker Accident (Heart attack [winning hand])

TK has learned having a bunch of

contenders all at once is a winning formula

SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.... 5m Fetchling Ranger Strength Now if only he could learn he has a women's roster...

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Fanzine. Moxism wa... @fanzine.bsky.s...

Poker Accident (Heart attack [winning hand])

Well they are main eventing the show so I assume he knows

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Ranger Strength

SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky....

Fetchling

Fucking lol. A combined 5 minutes of Dynamite.

Fanzine. Moxism was alwa... @fanzine.bsky.social

Poker Accident (Heart attack [winning hand])

Thanks for the unfollow lol. It still doesn't change the fact kris and shida are main eventing the show

7:20 PM May 27, 2026

Strength

SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky... now

Fetchling

Still doesn't change the fact that the women basically didn't exist on Dynamite.

Fucking loser behavior to obsess over follows though.

Fanzine. Moxism was alwa... @fanzine.bsky.social

Follow

Poker Accident (Heart attack [winning hand])

Well you see there's this little button in the top right corner that tells me if you follow me or not when I click on the post to reply. But yes I am the loser thanks pal

7:23 PM May 27, 2026

Ranger

Strength

SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky... now

Fetchling

I tend to stop following people if they post dumb as fuck sycophant shit.

Weird that you're proud of that though.

SatanicPanDick@satanicpandick· May 22

Bluesky's algorithm being completely unable to distinguish between Kat Abughazaleh and Karl-Anthony Towns and instead lumping discussions about both into on big "Basketball Scandal" is proof why this little echo chamber shouldn't be taken seriously.