Satan's Cupcake
@satanscupcake
I'm an atheistic, hard leftie with a hippie soul. I curse like a well educated sailor. I'm pro-choice, pro-LGBTQ, and pro-BLM. I block all MAGA bullshit. Southern transplant living in New England. No DMs or starter packs, please. ✌️
I want to open an ice cream shop and name it The Yard so my theme song, My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard, could blast all day. But I definitely have questions... 👇
I loathe religion, but the tenets of Native American Spiritualism resonates with me. ✌🏻 #Pride #LoveIsLove #SeizeTheGay
It appears that Massie has run out of fucks to give. I want to get a chant rolling.... Scorched Earth 👏 Scorched Earth 👏 Scorched Earth 👏 #ScorchedEarth 🤘
Unfortunately, those 3.6M that do watch him and the rest of KKKult mouthpieces are very fucking loud in their "opinions" and beliefs.
Today, my oldest son turns 27. He's now the age I was when I got pregnant with him. The years have gone by too fast.
Funny story... Today is my oldest offspring's 27th birthday. He learned his body parts as chicken parts... wings, drumsticks, beaks, etc. And his nickname was Chicken. Looks like he was meant to be my chicken all along. 🥰
So... I'm definitely high AF and it's getting weird. I just sent this to my son... and a few other people. Sidenote: Bean is my spoiled ass rotten calico cat. I love her to pieces and she totally has me wrapped around her little paws. 🥰🫠
Oh, no. You're wrong. Just so no one thinks I'm biased and attributing superpowers to my favorite non-domesticated animal. Those guys are fast AF. * sidenote: if you run in a zigzag, you're most likely to outrun a gator/croc. Family in FL... you learn that tidbit at a young age.
My odds of survival against any of these are low, so I'd pick the one that I'm legit obsessed with: hippo!!
We're just going pretend it's full in the blank year until it happens. 🤫
Every blue state needs to do this. Except MA. Dems won every district in 2024. I picked the right state to relocate to.
1: at 24 with an old family friend 2: at 28 holding my first born in 1999 3: at 34 by my younger two offspring's father 4: at 3 with my womb donor of a mother
Say hello to Lily Bean. She's my spoiled ass rotten baby girl. And she has me totally wrapped around her paws.
One of the gifts I sent my youngest son, Denver, for Christmas was a camera. He just sent me this from yesterday. 🤯 I am NOT someone that gives fake praise. So when I hype someone up, it's genuine. I think he caught the angle superbly, the lighting is perfect, and there's interesting framing.
Normally I don't kink shame, but that's one role play dynamic that's totally cringe.
He's definitely not. He has support the people of Israel, not the far right extremists actions or stances.
I did an Ulta run and had to test out the new products. Feeling cute... plus check out how adorkable I'd look with pink hair. ✌️🥰
Today's version of "How It Started v How It's Going", I present my spoiled ass rotten cat, Lily (Lilith) Bean... AKA Bad Bean or just Bean. She turns 6 today and I love her to pieces. 🥰✌️