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Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· 8d

I asked Google if the child in omelas was vaccinated and Google said no so there's your Le Guin / RFK Jr. crossover fanfic have at it

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· 19d

It's just

An airplane covered in red dots because RFK Jr. is on board and it caught measles.

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· 22d

AI confirmed thanks Google

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Jul 21

Homer (from the Simpsons not the ancient philosopher) comforting his son Bart (the spikey-haired child not the bay area public transportation system) from the "worst day so far" Simpsons' meme.

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Jul 9

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Jun 26

Communist wisdom from Jagged Alliance 3.

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Jun 25

Marvel character "The Thing" standing in the rain looking really sad wearing booty shorts. Is he sad because of the rain or the booty shorts? We do not know.

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Jun 18

BlueSky is trying to tell me something.

A backwards arrow with the text "Post"

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Jun 14

The horror of never having any good food

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Apr 30

I'm here to discuss our reddish-haired problematic bearded political leader with military experience and somewhat questionable family ties who can't resist picking stupid fights with his allies but still remains better than the alternative.

BORIS! ITS THE TOD! ITS THE BRINGER OF TODS! ITS TODDY! Does none of that make sense to you? Good. Run. Be free of this cursed chain of unwanted knowledge. This is not a place of honor. No Expert Charge Defense is provided here. What is here is Dangerous and Probably Gets Foe Seeker.

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Apr 17

Wait I've seen this one

Cover image of the movie "Ronin" which is a story about a guy getting a very important briefcase. The case contains the original unedited script for The Bee Movie. Is The capitalized in The Bee Movie or is it the Bee Movie? Guess I'd need to open the briefcase to find out.

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Apr 10

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Apr 10

Pam from the office from the famous "those two pictures you showed me are identical" meme, except no additional text added because its so iconic and obvious that more context would detract from my point and NOT because I'm lazy and didn't feel like doing super easy basic image editing to make the meme sensible and comprehensible.

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Apr 7

Cursed.

"They don't know" meme format with a guy in the corner saying something everyone knows but I made it worse by adding my own text and ideas.

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Apr 3

The "what kind of American are you?" meme guy asking what kind of Homestuck fan you are. The gun is for his protection because you might be a Homestuck fan.

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Mar 28

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Mar 25

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Mar 6

Let us instead speak of another rider of planes:

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Mar 5

The back of Marcellus Wallace's head from Pulp Fiction with a bandage on it, referencing the fan theory that the devil steals your soul out of a hole in the back of your neck. The real story was that the actor cut himself shaving, which I'm certain also explains the weird tumor/rash growing out of Trump's bulbous neck.

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Feb 23

A group of strangely self-righteous clowns gathering around a tiny circus only they can see.

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Feb 7

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Feb 5

It is supposed to be a Werewolf holding an American Flag but this is NES era art from an NES era videogame so it looks like a weird beaverman with extremely messed up teeth and a strangely shaved human beef chest holding some kind of weird alternative history flag with an indeterminate number of stars. Also the beaver-werewolf is making a big fist.

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Jan 30

Bart Simpson, doomed to an endless cycle of Saying The Line, submitting to the overwhelming power of a cruel cosmos. His eyes cast downwards, his lips parted as the word escapes him without any trace of emotion: Gender.

Thanks for narrating my alt text Mr. Herzog.

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Jan 25

Trying to find the peculiar mix of insane online racial slurs and incel complaints that I can use to effectively communicate with the Trump regime

Screenshot from the movie "Arrival" with a scientist in hazmat gear trying to communicate with aliens by having the word "human" written on a whiteboard.

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Jan 22

There's only one "Tiger King" who can get my vote:

Sagat from Street Fighter 2 laughing and shrugging his shoulders because that's how he laughs, its like "I don't know but I'm laughing" which is a pretty weird laugh but the guy is seven feet fuck inches tall and shoots magic tiger lightning out of his hands so he can laugh how he wants.

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Jan 22

Dog toy meme with two panels, the first a dog holding a toy with the text "no subtext" and the second panel the dog angrily saying (barking?) "only text."

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Jan 22

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Jan 21

True not just for Will but for many here. Whether they are right or wrong is a category error.

A claymore mine with the text "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY" displayed prominently. Did I spell prominently right? Oh I did, because spellcheck is flagging claymore as incorrect so I know its working. Is it Claymore? No, Clay More? That feels REALLY wrong. A clay more mine? Just writing that feels gross. When the mine hits your eye and you just go and die, that's clay more!

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Jan 21

"Admit or draw 25 meme" with the text "Admit Hillary was right" added.

Satisfied Psychic@satisfiedpsychic· Jan 20

Apropos of nothing in particular

Marge Simpson in the "I just think they're neat" meme holding a potato labelled "The Tools Of My Enemy"