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kai 💛@satorischefhat· 26d

i'll sob rn

doodle of little character face down in a puddle of tears

the text says "uuUU,, sniff,,,,, AEUuHg nGhhhHHh,,,,,,,"

kai 💛@satorischefhat· 27d

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE i would love to yap with more people about my favorite fics :)

cute drawing of a little character laying on their stomach with an open book. the text says "I am reading fanfiction"

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Jul 10

they're all climbing!!! 😭😭

shimejis of tendou, sanji, and zoro climbing upwards

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Jul 8

sometimes i wonder what would have happened if monk gyatso got to aang before he ran away. are there any fics with this as the premise? perhaps it's an earlier timeline with different characters, or they both got stuck in the ice for 100 years. i'm just curious if anyone has any recs! #atla

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Jun 27

i see him everywhere 😭😭

fuzzy green plant in my flower bouquet (i know nothing about flowers or bouquet fillers i'm so sorry)

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Jun 25

also i have no fucking clue what i'm doing when it comes to drawing anymore but here's a timelapse anyway 🥲

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Jun 25

🎶isn't she lovely🎶 #tadc #tadcspoilers #jax

A digital drawing of Jax from "The Amazing Digital Circus" in short pink overalls, a yellow undershirt, and a pink bow on one ear that's half folded over. The background depicts a scribbled transgender flag with pink, blue, & white stars, hearts, and dots

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Apr 16

this one was a close second for yukie!

a white cat with blue eyes looking at the camera with her mouth open. there's a bit of tan on her face and the insides of her ears are pink.

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Apr 16

post the best picture that you've ever taken of your pet jasper and yukie! the photo of jasper is old, but you get to see how bit yukie's gotten!

a photo of a fluffy black cat with green eyes i a white christmas tree with soft white lightbulbs.

a white cat with blue eyes looking up. there's a bit of tan on her face and the insides of her ears are pink.

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Mar 27

which ship? 👀

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Mar 27

I MEAN COME ONNNNN if keiji or ittetsu danced like this, their respective partners would explode. (and then jump on them)

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Mar 9

sorry guys it's my fault discord is acting up i apologize

discord screenshot

Jacob: i think kai mightve crashed discord when she sent her unfathomably large yaoi collection into a server
discord could not bear the burden of so much content

Kit: Overloading the discord servers with pictures of boys kissing??? Crazy work Kai

discord screenshot

Kai (me): I STEP AWAY FOR 20 MINUTES AND I'M BEING ACCUSED OF CRASHING DISCORD

Kit: with Yaoi
important detail

Jacob: kai with the boundless archives of yaoi
the immeasurable tide of boykissing never ends

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Mar 9

today’s cold brew is being served in the custom bokuaka metal water bottle 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Mar 9

sunny has TWO other fics that are currently being updated if you’d like to check those out! Song of the Raging Sea: archiveofourown.org/works/627699... Bound by Fragile Threads: archiveofourown.org/works/758559...

Song of the Raging Sea by sunnysmilessss

Summary:

As a siren, Akaashi Keiji hates two things—pirates and the Empire. The latter is actively trying to take over the ocean—his home—for trade, and the former have been waging a war against sirens to take over the seas for themselves.

But there’s whisperings of a map that could eradicate the Empire and pirates for good. When Akaashi sneaks onto a pirate ship to obtain it, he’s pulled into something that forces him to work with the most infuriating pirate captain he’s ever met—Bokuto Koutarou.

Bound by Fragile Threads by sunnysmilessss

Summary:

Omega Prince Akaashi Keiji knew that he’d one day marry an Alpha for some form of alliance between his kingdom and another.

Instead, he’s being married to the future Alpha chief of a barbarian clan that’s been a thorn in his kingdom’s side for many, many years—with their consummation ceremony to be witnessed by no less than six people.

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Mar 9

for those that haven’t read the pirate au but want to 👀 archiveofourown.org/works/537206...

Drowning in the Depths by sunnysmilessss

Summary:

Akaashi Keiji is the Prince of Hina, a wealthy kingdom known for hating pirates—the only people who pose a threat to their kingdom. As much as he's been taught to fear them, he's been taught to hate them even more.

But when Akaashi is forced to sail across the ocean to do business with another kingdom, the last thing he expects is to be taken hostage by the most fearsome pirate captain, Bokuto Koutarou.

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Mar 9

CALLING THOSE THAT LOVED THE #BokuAka PIRATE AU “Drowning in the Depths” by sunnysmilessss sunny has other fics and i just finished The Claims that Bind the other night! this is a viking au and it is SO fucking good! make sure that you heed the warning and tags! archiveofourown.org/works/565234...

The Claims that Bind by sunnysmilessss

Summary:

As an Omegan Prince, Akaashi Keiji knows his only purpose is to marry a strong King to protect his own kingdom from the ever-present threat of vikings. He’d prepared for it the moment he presented.

What he didn’t prepare for, though, was for a viking to crash his wedding and put a claiming mark on him. But he also didn’t prepare to fall in love, either.

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Mar 9

a friend of mine hosted a craft day and i painted this rock! i’m not a super great painter but it was fun and i can’t wait to put it on my bookshelf! ☺️

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Mar 3

update: the cats are no longer allowed to have open window time.

a photo of jasper (a fluffy black cat) standing on the roof at the window. the corner of the window shows that the screen has been separated from the frame.

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Mar 2

my cousin just found out that he had been sending reels and memes to the president of france on instagram instead of the prime minister 😭😭😭

a screenshot of a discord group chat.

i sent two screenshots of who the current president and prime minister of france were and pinged my cousin. i said "YOURE SENDING INSTAGRAM MEMES TO THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE"

my friend, whisper, responds with a GIF of jensen ackles laughing.

my cousin, cosmic, responds in all caps "FUCK"

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Mar 1

just found out my cousin sends reels and memes to the prime minister of france on instagram because it's easier than saving them 😭😭

A screenshot of an Instagram DM with the Prime Minister of France. There are two attachments. The top one is a reel and the bottom one is an image of a cat covered in packing peanuts that reads "i hope they never replace the Wikipedia image for static cling".

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Feb 22

lowkey might crash out bc instead of showing the thread i replied to, it’s JUST showing the replies 😭😭😭 it’s fine i’m fine 🥲

screenshot of the #kaiwriteshq feed and it’s just the replies with the tag.

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Feb 20

a blurry horse running through a field. there's a rainbow over it and a snow-capped mountain in the background. there's text at the bottom of the screen that reads:

yuri

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Feb 18

AAAHHH HE LOOKS SO CUTE 😭😭😭 thank you to whoever sent me this 🥹💛

a strawpage drawing of sanji smoking a cigarette. there is a little heart off to the side.

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Feb 18

summary, tags, and note!

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Relationship: Akaashi Keiji & Bokuto Koutarou
Characters: Akaashi Keiji, Bokuto Koutarou
Additional Tags: Canon Divergent, Pining Akaashi Keiji, Straight Bokuto Koutarou, Mention of Bokuto's Family, Comfort/Angst, Angst with No Happy Ending, Songfic

Language: English
Stats:
Published: 2026-02-18
Words: 2,122
Chapters: 1/1
Hits: 0

Title: why did you invite me to your wedding?
Author: satorischefhat

Summary:
Akaashi Keiji being in love with Bokuto Koutarou through easy and rough times. Bokuto not returning his affections.

Based on "why did you invite me to your wedding" by Kevin Atwater.

Notes:

hello! i wrote the majority of this fic when i first heard this song on my feed and i abandoned it because it was too sad for me to continue writing.

the song showed up on my feed again (thanks kevin atwater for reposting the video) and i was sad enough to edit and complete the fic.

i hope you enjoy. :)

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Feb 18

why did you invite me to your wedding? #BokuAka - angst rated t | 2.1k summary, tags, and note below! ao3 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/79788621

a photo of a phone on a nightstand. the photo shows an instagram notification (not on the phone) and text that reads:

why did you invite me to your wedding?
bokuaka - angst
rated t | 2.1k

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Feb 15

i did the tape method trend 👀

a mardi gras themed makeup look using the tape method! the edges are purple going into green with gold in the center. i'm wearing false lashes that are purple on the outer corners. my eyebrows are brown, but the arch and tail are a deep red. there is a red heart on each cheek and i'm wearing a bright red lipstick with a clear gloss over it. my shirt is black mesh and there are pearls and rhinestones scattered over it.

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Feb 14

THANKS LJ!! 🥹🥹🥹

little drawn character with large eyes and scribbled tears shooting out from them. their mouth is comically large to depict yelling. there are small pink hearts drawn around the character.

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Feb 14

KOOOOO 🥹💛

drawn person holding a pillow over their face with a phone placed by their feet. the person is drawn to be shaking. their is a large pink blush over the pillow where their face should be. the text at the bottom reads: [MUFFLED SCREAMING]

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Feb 14

THANK YOU ROOSTER!! 🥹 i was able to get two relatively good close ups while at denny’s 😂😂

close up of the red heart eye makeup look. there is a gold shimmer in the center of the lid that wasn’t visible in the previous photo.

kai 💛@satorischefhat· Feb 14

i miss my priv account so pleaseee do not repost 🙏