A Satyr
@satyrbuddy
Video games, art, music, my wiener, etc
For the first time in my life at 37 I get to live actually alone. No room mates or family to share this space with. It’s been about 2 months and it’s been an ongoing process to figure out how I want my space with only myself to consider. Also I only have myself to view myself through. That’s new.
I still think the best way is to make parodies of it. Like some South Park skit about people crashing tf out when they see something that isn’t a white American Christian thing. “Happy Holidays, Sir!”
My personal head cannon is that the Flask of Crimson and Cerulean Tears tastes like Mt Dew Red Alert and Baja Blast.
Using a GIF or vid, give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique!
Is there a # tag for Monday dick pics? #MouthfullMonday #ManhoodMonday #MeatyMonday
“My partners and I saw you from across the astral plane and we really liked your vibe…”
kinda wish games teamed up with your health/fitness tracking apps. Like in MMOs you get a “rested” bonus for parking your dude in a town while you’re logged out. Your irl steps translate to in game bonuses/exp/currency.