「MusclePup Lvl. 33」Outis 🔜 Folsom EU
@satyrscientist
He/him, 33, Manchester, UK. Leather daddy, monsterfucker, hobby photographer, writer, gym. Blood scientist by day, musclepup by night. Profile contains adult material!
It’s not that I’ve never seen an egg at the gym, it’s just that usually they’re wearing a hoodie rather than a plastic box.
Colleagues let a door near my office slam shut the whole day (no malice in my but deeply annoying. I put a sign on it and all). Channelled all my rage into a new deadlift PB.
PSA if you’re like me and go to the gym a couple hours after having applied sunscreen, you may leave residue on the machines. Please wipe down the equipment. At least a few of you filthy nerds are wishing you could be that seat, aren’t you.
Math quiz. I do two sets of 8 reps of this setup (x). I added a 5kg on each side after 10 reps of my previous set (x-1). That was after I added 10 to each side after 12 reps for warmup (x-2). I have to cycle uphill to work on Monday. How fucked am I gonna be?
I can't reach the sunscreen on my back ;______;
Unlicensed boykissing detected! Pay a fine (kiss the boot) and go to jail (my armpit). Got myself another little outfit, as a treat. I blame @bikerwolfuk.bsky.social for looking far, far too handsome in his gear. Imitation is the most sincere from of flattery, right?
How to make friends at fetish socials: Go in the summer Bring a fan
yeah i think i'm gonna go with a legal firm that *hasn't* gotten its entire infrastructure hacked, thanks (sent them an email and CCd in the regulator, have fun unfucking your IT)
Nothing like a game pointing out that I'm a sicko
SUCK MY DIIIIIICK this took like 50 tries
Leg day at the end of a heat wave = I am fucking *drenched* in sweat. Squat 80x10, 90/95x8, 100x6 🥇new PB! Hip thrust 55x10, 60x10x3 Prone leg curl 40x10, 50x10x2 Leg raise 86x10x2, 93x10
This bad boy can fit *so* many anxieties! On the pro side, I'm carefully phasing my chest routine back in, and my shoulder isn't hurting (so far). also there's a heatwave here and the gym aircon is not keeping up so i'm meltiiiiing 🫠
I GOT ONE (You can watch a livestream of an underwater cam from a sluice that blocks a fish migration path in the Netherlands, and alert the operators to open the gates when a fish is nearby) Me 🤝Dutch people 🤝 lesbians “I want to ring the fish doorbell”
Finished working my glutes. Whose are next? Leg Press 180x10, 200x10x3 Hip thrust 55x10x3 Seated leg Curl 79/86x10x2 Adductor 66/73x10x2 Seated leg Raise 79/86/93/95x10
Tried going to a club night, and disintegrated under the combined sensory overload 🫠 Trying to give myself grace; channeling the frustration and self loathing into leg press. I can’t process what anyone in a club is saying, I’m sad about that, and I also have strong legs.
I have zero knowledge of electronics. To my amateur eyes this looks a) punk as fuck b) even more of a fire hazard than it looks punk
sorry you had a hard day, you can sniff by bulge if you'd like
Someone once said “it should be illegal to be a top and that caked up” and I took that as a challenge. Squats 80x10, 90x8×2 Seated leg Raise 79×10x 86×10, 96×10 Seated leg Curl 93×10, 100×8×2 Hyperextension 10×15, 15×12×2 Adductor 73:79/86 × 10 Calf raise 120x12x3 Abs BW+5x15×4
Bought this new jock and just had to break it in.
