Oh my mom is so silly. I texted her this picture and jokingly said "I saw Niagara Falls today" and she thought I was serious 🤭

Wow I went searching for an image of my old phone and saw this 🫣

So pretty! Even if they are a lie 🐦‍⬛

If you could please send some of the sunshine this way, it would be appreciated. Went for lunch with some friends and as soon as we closed the car doors this happened 🫣

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Oh dear I've only had Riesling once but I drank the whole bottle so fast, it tasted like juice! 🤣

My silly boy isn't the brightest crayon in the box. He could sit on the window bed (directly above his head) and have an unobstructed view.. but he doesn't. Instead he'd rather look from underneath (he's so sneaky) 😂 #cats

Happy #Caturday, here's an old one of Miss Cleo doin' a relax.

My favourite is when my cat (or cats) decide to exact their revenge at 03:30. I can't even get mad, because I kind of deserve it 😂

He insisted he needed a piece of hot dog. I gave him a tiny little piece and he sniffed it.. then walked away 😂 #cats #catsofbsky

Thinkin' 'bout cat stuff. #cats #catsofbsky

Or a bunny!

There's a lineup to nap in the bed on my desk. There's a second bed to the right of the picture, but they prefer to fight over one instead. #catsofbsky

They can fuck right off with their bullshit, we don't pay as much as Ontario, QC or BC. Sorry it was hard to fit it onto a screenshot on my phone, the link is here 👇 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equaliz...

Not to be denied dishcloth time, Mr Paris is making sure he gets his turn huffing his favourite treasure.

Been a while since we've had this much rain at once. Hopefully it helps with the wildfires 😕

Miss Cleo is such a weirdo. Under her head is a used dishcloth. She (and Mr Paris) will dig them out of the laundry basket and will bring them downstairs, so they can mash their faces into them, or just sleep on them like she is below. Weirdos 😂 #caturday

Mr Paris insists he needs pulled pork for dinner. He doesn't agree with my assessment that he isn't allowed because of the spices, however he did get canned duck & chicken in exchange for the inconvenience. We've reached a détente for now 😼

Oh..

If we do get sent there, I'm already prepared! 🤣🤣

I was existing too loudly I guess, I woke him up and he wasn't impressed 😂 #cats #catsofbsky

*Sigh*

They act like it's some esoteric thing, but the threat is always there. Yet if we say "fix your shit" we get called selfish assholes. This was just 2 or 3 posts down from your comment on my feed..

Sometimes you just need some greasy diner food

Speaking of fish.. do you like fish-shaped fish and gelatin? Accompanied of course, by steak sauce 🙂

Someone should try to sell this dish in Germany 😂

If they had access to nukes, we'd already be dead back in the 50s. There were so very many food crimes committed post-war 🤢