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SB@sbmakesstuff· 3d

Fuck, I think this horse is onto something.

A screenshot of a short Bluesky conversation, reading:

disc horse bot: Dan Quinn has done more good for intersex people than Rasputin. Full stop.
Keegan: He invented intersex awareness with 28-3
disc horse bot: I usually try to explain it like this: picture Ben Mora as Joe Biden. Now imagine they're Welsh. Doesn't look so much like the Max Headroom Incident was caused by guidos boofing now, does it?
Dan Warren: you're cooking with this one
disc horse bot: YouTubers are posers. "YouTuber" is an oppressive class, like questioning people or solipsist people.

SB@sbmakesstuff· 9d

First win with the new character. I'm really enjoying their mechanics so far. I always like an item with quests on it so I was pretty excited about the bus, but I have yet to have a run where I get more than one of the visits done. I want to use it, though!

A victory screen for a Bazaar run where I played the new character The Dragons, based mostly on charging up the Super Fan and getting its multicast modifier as high as possible.

SB@sbmakesstuff· 20d

On a normal one today.

A screenshot from a battle in the Bazaar, showing my opponent surviving the over 6000 points of burn damage I've applied to them by having almost 1.5 million shield (and growing), while I resist the intensifying sandstorm with 13000+ points of regeneration.

SB@sbmakesstuff· Jul 20

❤️‍🔥

A portion of my draft deck showing that I have drafted a Char and 3 Electrolyzes, known in some parts as "the SB special"

SB@sbmakesstuff· Jul 14

I am very good and normal at building sealed pools.

A snip of a Draftmancer build, showing that I've included both Invoke the Winds (a card that requires four blue mana) and The Kami War (a card that requires one of each different color of mana) in my deck.

SB@sbmakesstuff· Jun 27

Amabel took this picture of me when I thought she was asleep, and thus caught me in my natural state.

Me sitting at my desk in total darkness, with a large scroll of text on my right monitor and an Outer Wilds LP on my left monitor.

SB@sbmakesstuff· Jun 18

SB@sbmakesstuff· Jun 17

I am very excited for all the games listed here, especially this sort of magic (store.steampowered.com/app/3624110/... ):

A screenshot from a fairly developed game of Prophet Margin

SB@sbmakesstuff· Jun 13

well,

A screenshot from a fight in The Bazaar, in which I am being hit for 159,200 damage (approximately 16 times my maximum health).

SB@sbmakesstuff· May 30

We railed the dinosaur.

The map at the end of a game of Cretaceous Rails.

My player position at the end of a game of Cretaceous Rails.

SB@sbmakesstuff· May 30

CRETACEOUS

SB@sbmakesstuff· May 27

big sord

A victory screen from The Bazaar, showing a build centered on the use of a Runic Claymore (which is a very big sword) and lots and lots of haste and support items for it.

SB@sbmakesstuff· May 25

Teaching Amabel about Magic via a bit of CHK Block Sealed, and this is definitely some BackToTheOldMe.jpg shit.

A Champions and Betrayers of Kamigawa-era Sealed build. It's green and red, running a splash of black removal and also Genju of the Realm off of an Orochi Leafcaller, a Petalmane Baku, a Sakura-Tribe Elder, and two Kodama's Reaches.

SB@sbmakesstuff· May 22

I was pretty pleased with my game time score on this giant pumpkin themed Train Valley 2 level, but then of course, as Amabel has reminded me, trans women have a well-documented biological advantage at stuffing things into pumpkins.

SB@sbmakesstuff· May 18

From way up here it doesn't look quite so incompetent.

My factory in the game Satisfactory, viewed from a great height and distance, which hides most of the wildest and most obvious flaws.

SB@sbmakesstuff· May 17

I AM A POWERFUL AND PROFESSIONAL GENIUS

A screenshot from Satisfactory, displaying a "factory" that is just an absolute nightmare of elevators and constructors and conveyor belts entering the frame from all angles, wrapping awkwardly around each other, and in some cases appearing to lead off into the sky?

SB@sbmakesstuff· May 15

Just start every fight by taking your private runabout off the top rope and directly through the enemy's face. I hardly felt like I was engaging with the game at all for a lot of this run. I don't even know what this guy's board was supposed to do. I guess he was going to regenerate health at me?

SB@sbmakesstuff· May 5

Finally, accreditation! I am provably the world's 37,639th best gamer.

SB@sbmakesstuff· May 5

Feeding some Mossy Pyrocarbons into Karnok's fire kit (charged up by Fairies, which I am more and more fond of every time I use them) really accelerated things!

SB@sbmakesstuff· Apr 26

At the witching hour....

A game of Septima spread out across a table, almost at its conclusion.

SB@sbmakesstuff· Apr 25

The unstoppable power of the icy crystal pizza deadly butter blizzard. The Bazaar is certainly some kind of place.

SB@sbmakesstuff· Apr 23

they make all the things so AUGH

SB@sbmakesstuff· Apr 23

Saw seven seconds of the shapez 2 trailer and said "oh no, my brains" out loud

A screenshot of the moment in the shapez 2 trailer when I knew this game could consume me, depicting tiny brightly colored pieces being all toggled and fidgeted with by a complicated conveyor belt machine

SB@sbmakesstuff· Apr 18

The key is to never commit to or become good at any particular strategy.

The end state of a game of Great Western Trail New Zealand, just after scoring has begun

SB@sbmakesstuff· Apr 14

FEEEAAAASSSST

The table at the end of a game of A Feast For Odin.

My player area at the end of a game of A Feast For Odin.

SB@sbmakesstuff· Apr 14

FEAST

SB@sbmakesstuff· Apr 9

I was a little worried when I came up against an Eye of the Colossus, but his build was just kind of tottering and clumsy and the one thing it couldn't destroy was the big fire I started on his head.

The end of a match in the Bazaar. My entire board of items has been destroyed by an opposing Eye of the Colossus, but the opponent has just died to burn damage that I was able to apply before my burn items were destroyed.

The victory screen from the end of my Bazaar run, showing my slow-burn build based on Steam Hose and Cruise Ship.

SB@sbmakesstuff· Mar 29

I know it's simple, but I'm rather pleased with this one.

SB@sbmakesstuff· Mar 19

And in the end, Inventors goes to me along with two of the objectives, making the final saga score 13 goals for me and 8 for Amabel. Moonsaga is interesting and does definitely introduce some weird decision pressures. It's probably least compelling at two players; I'd very much like to see it at 4.

My player board at the end of both the game and the saga. In the end I managed to get 13 of the 21 goals.

The invention boards at the end of the game.

SB@sbmakesstuff· Mar 19

At the end of round 2 (of 3) things are looking pretty bad for Amabel. Once again she claimed the first objective, but it didn't finish either of her trinket sets, and I was able to narrowly steal the second objective and the pocketwatches with it. I think she'd need a major victory to win the saga.