Schmerp
@schmerp
Freelance Graphic Designer & Unhealthy fizzy drink connoisseur • To look at my work, please look for the tag #schmerp
i like when games keep some content, but when they don't shave off the fluff it makes me so upset bc why is this pixel art game 50+ gigabytes
I've been rediscovering @thecartoongamer.bsky.social lately, more specifically their history with canadian tv and their pokemon stuff!! As such, I wanted to put something together for the heck of it!! Thank you for making really cool content!
H-E-B Pure Cane Sugar Soda - Vanilla Cola - I have weird taste, in that I don't really like most vanilla sodas for their over-sweetned taste. This one was pretty dang good, similar to Vanilla Coke, but of course, with cane sugar. Still a bit too sweet, but not as terrible as the others! 7.1/10
H-E-B Pure Cane Sugar Soda - Sangria - This is actually my first experience with sangria as a flavor! It's a really nice fruity taste similar to wine or grapefruit. The cane sugar added a good mild balance, and I kinda liked it!! 7.0/10
Gatorade Citrus Cooler / Upside Down ver. - Considering it was Gatorades first few flavors, I was curious. It's a citrus flavor similar to Tang, and the sodium adds a lot to the overall flavor! if this ever gets a perma release, I would add it as one of my regulars! 7.5/10
Dr Pepper Creamy Coconut - take 2 - I'll explain more in a follow-up post, but the rating is 7.0/10
7-Select Replenish Slurpee Cherry Blue Raspberry - The other flavor I really enjoyed! It's not an exact flavor match with the real Slurpee flavors, mostly because it's 50/50 sweetened with sugar and stevia, but it was still pretty dang good! 7.7/10
7-Select Replenish Arctic Berry - I have apparently been sleeping on this line, because I'm genuinely surprised by a few of these flavors! Arctic Berry specifically, it's like a better Glacier Cherry Gatorade! the fruit mix in here is very addicting, I actually want this to be permanent!! 8.1/10
Diet Coke Cherry / Lime - Cherry: what I expected, bitterness of diet cola with the cherry adds a nice bite! - 7.4/10 Lime: The lime maybe made it a bit too bitter? I'm unsure. And the lime was also not prominent enough (just like Pepsi Lime) - 6.9/10
Fanta Chucky's Punch - A major step up from the last Halloween flavor (Haunted Apple), but honestly, idk if I liked this one as much. it's taste is kinda like Hawaiian Punch with a slight sour tang. I had two 12 packs and both kinda sat there for longer than usual. Not bad, but not great. 5.6/10
JP BlazBlue fans really got a sick ass logo, meanwhile all we got was a lame stripped-down logo for the sake of readability. if at any point there will be a new BB game, they better not hold back on the logo
Coca-Cola Cherry Float - finally...a rare Coca-Cola W. it's the same cherry Coke but it's the same smooth cream taste from Holiday Vanilla, but they blend so well it's somehow better than the previous Cherry Vanilla from 2018! 7.9/10
i found an absolute @superkrazybones.bsky.social shaped relic and it had me thinking about trying it out again!! (the new one on the left lol) #schmerp
Canada Dry Strawberry Fruit Splash - another top tier next to the cherry variant! It's not as good as cherry in my opinion, but the bitterness of the ginger ale with a very fresh-tasting strawberry blend super well!! 7.1/10
i may attempt this one again. i never really got far into it because i spent so long on the rim i forgot to save and it crashed 😭
designers: i need to find some good can PSD files for my labels me: ...so i wasn't supposed to make one from scratch...?
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