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Schnorkles O'Bork

@schnorkles

A shitposting plane who knows stuff about polls, drug development, and CFR Part 11 validation.

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Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· 19d

Comic: I want things to be different, hit everything with a bat, oh no.

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Jul 14

The neverending trump cycle of making a dumb decision, something really bad happens, he convinces everyone that its all solved, and then reverses his stupid decision.

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Jul 6

Excuse me. Men used to look like this:

it's a C-130, Jim.

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Jun 28

Literally playing it right now lol

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Jun 2

Watching the news of Iran and oil and screworm all at the same time and recalling an old favorite:

Farmer Brown's bad day - a Calvin and Hobbes Strip where a plane, a train,and earthquake, and a gas leak all combine to hit the same place at the same spot and Hobbest just wishes they could play something else.

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· May 19

Oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe dog.

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Apr 15

Calvin's Dad from Calvin and Hobbes explaining that the Stock Market is actually just fraud.

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Apr 8

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Mar 31

It's kind of crazy how literally the entire Iran war has basically been:

A pink man in a 3 panel comic deciding things should be different and breaking everything before opining "Oh no."

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Mar 17

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Feb 2

No new pictures. Where at you at mentally

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Jan 26

Sickos yes yes.jpeg

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Jan 5

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Dec 26

An airplane with a Santa hat on.

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Dec 22

King of the Hill "If those kids could read, they'd be very upset" meme.

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Nov 12

The never ending Trump cycle of making a stupid decision -> something bad happens -> convincing his followers its all better and then reversing it quietly.

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Nov 6

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Nov 5

The Spaghetti gerrymander in all its glory.

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Nov 1

Reposting for posterity:

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Oct 31

AS IT IS HALLOWEEN, It IS TIME FOR ME TO POST THE HALLOWEEN POLLING JOKE:

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Oct 3

Plenty of reasons to be grateful in this life but easily the biggest one is possessing genes who look like this at 61

It's a big fuckin' plane, Jim.

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Aug 25

Live look of all the combining pressures in the US economy:

Everything collapsing all at once thanks to Calvin and Hobbes.

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Aug 19

Life hack on how to get 5 cent eggs:

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Aug 9

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Jul 23

Ford staring at all their imported goods getting tariffed a bajillion percent and Toyotas getting tariffed at 15%:

Mr. Krabs expressing his extreme dislike for one Donald J. Trump.

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Jul 18

Just found this banger hanging out in my downloaded photos:

A comically large alligator overlaid with "Fuck the Supreme Court of the United States"

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Jun 28

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Jun 10

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Jun 4

Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles· Apr 30

CoreCivic's CEO: