Schrödinger’s Thot
@schrodingers-thot
We love alts over here, right? Chubby gay dude who likes being naked, especially with others. Mostly vers. Wichita is home. He/him/his, 36 No one under 18, obviously. Very NSFW. DMs are open 😈
This #FCF post brought to you by coconut oil and and unintentionally edging myself for a day and a half.
The aftermath of my lunch break. Tried to go for round two but my arm cramped and kinda killed the vibe. But might try again before bed. Anyway, happy #SundayCumday
A #SundayFunday and #SundayCumday pic with @thatgayexxdrunk.bsky.social. Trust me when I saw that jockstrap was covered 😉.
Edged with some bators earlier but needed some alone time to finish the job. #SundayCumday
A rare #SoftCockSaturday post. This was taken after my threepeat on Wednesday. Hopefully @thatgayexxdrunk.bsky.social will get all his chores done so he can come over and make it hard again.
Made him cum three times this morning. Probably could have gotten a 4th but I’m starving!
If given the chance I will absolutely steal your underwear and use it as a cum rag. But I promise to return it after giving it some special attention. #FCF
This stormy weather has me in need of a thunder buddy. #FCF
Bob’s Burgers did their big one with this frame. I’ve gotten so much mileage out of it.
Hadn’t planned on making any #ThirstyThursday content so everyone thank @banditdeanx.bsky.social for the inspiration. Don’t watch if you’re not into #piss, obviously.
On Fridays we post cock. Happy #FCF (and Friday the 13th to those who observe)!
A #FCF to match the weather. Keep those cocks warm this weekend!
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026.
It’s my birthday! Maybe send a nude to help me blow out this candle 😉
No surprise that @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social is my top podcast. Amp and Mr. Kristofer have kept me company on several road trips this year.
A late #SundayCumday post, but still timely for #MonochromeMonday . Courtesy of @thatgayexxdrunk.bsky.social and his magic hands. #mcm
A late #FCF post. But every day is Fat Cock Friday when you’re horny enough 😉
A happy #FCF to you all, featuring @thatgayexxdrunk.bsky.social and his wonderful ass