SchmoJo

@scojo

Digital solutions designer, pretend musician, disciple of the absurd, black belt in jejune. Runner Up, 2025 FIFA Peace Prize

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SchmoJo@scojo· Jul 11

SchmoJo@scojo· Jul 5

My founding fathers

Upper picture is the original Metallica lineup. Bottom picture is Iron Maiden.

SchmoJo@scojo· Jun 23

Who did this?

On top, a hand holding a patch of the blue liner from the Reflecting Pool against a background of the green water.

The bottom shows several supporters at a Trump rally, with tiny patches of blue pool liner on their right ears, parodying the bandaged ears seen after the alleged assassination attempt that left Trump with a cut ear.

SchmoJo@scojo· Jun 17

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

SchmoJo@scojo· Jun 1

This is odd. I was looking up the roster for America 250 (FUCK YOU!) and stumbled across this.

Many Republican government officials have been accused of sexual harassment or convicted of sexual abuse. Convicted felon and suspected pedophile, Donald Trump, is one of many Republicans who abuse women and children is what I've read on the internet. For clarification, reach out to Pamela Jo Bondi or Jeffrey Epstein. I'm just a picture, what do I know?

SchmoJo@scojo· Mar 30

Holy shit! Someone's post reminded me that I grabbed this from FB. Check the Meta prompt below the images.

A group of pictures from a live Rush concert - Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee, the new drummer, Anika Niles.

Below the images are Facebook’s Meta AI prompts - one asks “What is Neil Peart’s current status?”

SchmoJo@scojo· Mar 27

SchmoJo@scojo· Mar 14

You know - Garry.

SchmoJo@scojo· Mar 4

SchmoJo@scojo· Feb 19

Give us names.

Joe Dirt with his fists up. Got something to say to me? Why don't you say it into the microphone? I got a backup mic right here.

SchmoJo@scojo· Jan 30

Many people will tell you that saddest chord is D minor. I think the happiest chord is a hard G minor diminished.

SchmoJo@scojo· Jan 26

1 - Off duty but somehow recognized as IE/CBP? How? 2 - Doxed, how? How did anyone know they were ICE/CBP? 3 - Restaurant was mobbed, but they were trapped inside? Did the "mob" politely stay outside?

Just another lie from JD Vance. ICE agents were "trapped" in a restaurant, but you know this is a lie because it comes from JD Vance, a know liar. You know what's not a lie? JD Vance tried to fuck a rubber glove stuck between two couch cushions, because he's a pathetic loser who lies.

SchmoJo@scojo· Jan 20

The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day. Every. Fucking. Day.

SchmoJo@scojo· Jan 8

SchmoJo@scojo· Dec 31

Kids - sorry, Gen X folks - you're not going to believe this.

SchmoJo@scojo· Dec 24

I'm watching Rob's fireplace video on full screen. Sent it to my friend. Yay, Rob! @robsheridan.bsky.social My friend sends me a video in a message; it opens in a new tab. Man, that YouTube algorithm is crazy. It's like they're seeing into my soul. I mean, good for Rob and all, but...?

SchmoJo@scojo· Dec 24

I've been bouncing back and forth with things in my head & heart the last few weeks, and almost forgot to wish you all a Happy Festivus!

A card, featuring George Costanza and the text: "Happy Festivus! To celebrate the holiday season, a charitable donation in your name has been made to The Human Fund - Money for People"

SchmoJo@scojo· Dec 22

Prepare yourselves. Widow is coming.

Erika Kirk, widow of Charlie Kirk, appears on stage in a sequined pants and jacket with a low cut black top. Her eyes are somehow both evil and empty as she gazes upon the audience like the undead, compelled to walk the Earth for all eternity, unable to escape their insatiable hunger.

SchmoJo@scojo· Dec 8

Reminded me of the last part of this:

Act my age? What the fuck is that, "Act my age?" What do I care how old I am? The Ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

SchmoJo@scojo· Nov 28

She was the bestest girl.

My beautiful little Corgi, Honeygirl, lying under a blanket with one paw on top.

SchmoJo@scojo· Nov 27

Maybe she meant Baseball Furry.

SchmoJo@scojo· Nov 20

Am I late, baby?

Austin Powers, international man of mystery, looking at something just over your left shoulder. What is it? We don't know. It's your shoulder, you tell us what's behind you.

SchmoJo@scojo· Nov 20

Tell me, honey Will your lovin' pay my bills?

SchmoJo@scojo· Oct 29

In these troubled times, you can always count on YouTube for the most relevant, insightful hang on...

SchmoJo@scojo· Oct 28

And don't forget the Fighter Jet Boy video. His brain is pudding.

Trump pretends to drive a big truck, screaming at the steering wheel for some reason. He's probably hopped up on goofballs again.

SchmoJo@scojo· Oct 25

Back to the front You will do what I say When I say Back to the front You coward You servant You blind man

SchmoJo@scojo· Oct 11

People of America, Our one true leader declares: NO KINGS!

Adam Ant in full 80s Adam Ant wardrobe. Quasi-18th century military jacket with a white stripe across his face from cheek to cheek across his nose. Release the Epstein files and impeach Donald "Tiny" Trump.

SchmoJo@scojo· Oct 2

Would you be an outlaw for my love?

SchmoJo@scojo· Sep 30

"Hurling insults" is an attack, now. "Demonizing" is an attack. How are these poor, nearly defenseless patriots supposed to harass, harangue, and throw people to the ground? How are they to drag people off without accountability under these conditions? Shame, America. Shame.

SchmoJo@scojo· Sep 23

OMG Antifa is taking over the streets! Is your town next???