Scott Medlock (@scottmedlock) · DIRTY

Scott Medlock

@scottmedlock

Civil rights lawyer with the ACLU of Colorado. Matt Murdock and Jennifer Walters are the only Super Lawyers. Ex Texas Civil Rights Project, Edwards Law, and Greisen Medlock. Opinions aren’t those of my employer (except when they are). Go Spurs Go!

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Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· 3d

What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.

Blade saying the greatest dialog in film history: “Some muthafuckas always trying to ice skate up hill”

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· 20d

The iconic Magneto was right image

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· 22d

Better than a sentient hive of Nazi bees.

SWARM! Marvel Comics’ sentient hive of Nazi bees!

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Jun 12

Solid, but it’s not

Headline: Police thwarted by goat on roof who only respects one man

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Jun 12

JFC DC, AGAIN!

Credits in Fury of Firestorm 2, crediting some dude named “Gary” Conway with creating the classic character, when comic book legend GERRY Conway is his creator.

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Jun 9

“World’s most famous arena”? Really?

The Roman Colosseum, an arena slightly more famous than MSG

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· May 31

The domino effect meme, showing how Zaza Pachulia cutting down Kawhi Leonard in the 2017 Western Conference Finals caused Wemby to win the 2026 WCF

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· May 22

The classic tweet, I’m sorry Ms. Jackson, I am four eels, never meant to make your daughter cry, I am several fish and not a guy

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· May 12

This ignores that it was actually The Human Torch that killed Hitler.

The Human Torch (Jim Hammond) killing Hitler. Adolf whines like a baby, “oww! The Human Torch has set me afire! But don’t let the world know how I died! Tell them I committed suicide! Argg!”

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· May 7

30 percent of Americans:

Two panels from Peacemaker:
Panel 1: Peacemaker tells a woman “Nothing must stop my purpose! I love PEACE so much I’m willing to KILL to keep it!”
Panel 2: woman says “NO, Peacemaker! Come back!”

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· May 6

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, but make it He Man

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· May 4

DC Can mics greatest villain - Snowflame!

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Apr 17

And then tried to get reimbursed by CU for the inflight WiFi he was using to do it. newrepublic.com/article/1664...

Eastman's commitment to providing a written record of his sins against the republic is a gift to the American people, a clear and unambiguous monument to his willingness-and the eagerness of his allies-to end two and a half centuries of American self-government on Trump's behalf. There can be no denialism, no trutherism, no
spin. It's all there in black-and-white text. Take, for instance, the latest revelations from a batch of emails made public earlier this week. The 64-page trove includes its share of mundane materials. In one exchange, Eastman tries and fails to get reimbursed by the university for his in-flight Wi-Fi. But other documents are far more sinister.

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Mar 19

Other uncredited On Liberty co-authors:

The Green Lantern John Stewart

Talk show host Jon Stewart

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Feb 23

No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.

Batman and Det. Bullock discuss recidivism and the juvenile justice system. By Tom Taylor and Mikel Janin from Detective Comics.

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Jan 29

Well that explains why we aren’t in the TNG timeline…

Data explaining the Irish Unification of 2024 to Capt. Picard.

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Jan 27

He can play 65th dimensional chess though…

Wemby playing chess against residents of this dimension

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Jan 21

This is grossly unfair to the Joker, who canonically hates Nazis.

The Joker, discussing that he hates fucking Nazis.

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Jan 20

The Ayatollah saying “I have a position in government I wish to offer you, Monsieur Joker,” from Death in the Family.

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Jan 20

Showing the skeet was censored for “adult content” when it’s just Power Girl kicking a genitaless robot in the groin.

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Jan 14

The doctor’s office:

Office of Dr Nick Riviera from The Simpsons. “Yes, we use anesthetic!”

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Dec 22

Look, perfectly normal to be searching for documents in the restroom - it’s where their boss keeps his!

The photo of bankers boxes full of classified (?) documents stacked up in a shitter at Mar A Lago

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Dec 16

The only person who “should love ai.”

Tasha Yar wearing her “sexy time” outfit? from The Naked Now.

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Dec 9

Sarah Connor holding a Kalashnikov

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Dec 8

Picture of me and the staff who operate my Bluesky account

Nog, Rom, Leeta, and the rest of the Quark’s bar union.

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Dec 1

Post your favorite LOTR character. Wrong answers only.

Magneto!

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Nov 24

Data was so close!

Data discussing the Irish Unification of 2024 with Captain Picard.

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Nov 17

Rev. Stryker’s podcast.

Mike Pence lookalike and comic book bigot Rev. Stryker pointing at poor Nightcrawler and saying “Human? You dare call that … thing … human?!?”

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Nov 12

Not a member of the LOD!

The Legion of Doom, featuring Black Manta, Cheetah, Trickster, Riddler, Bizarro, Scarecrow, Lex Luthor, Captain Cold, Giganta, Solomon Grundy, Gorilla Grodd, Brainiac, Sinestro, and NOT DEATHSTROKE.

Scott Medlock@scottmedlock· Oct 28

The bottle city of Kandor.

Superman and Jimmy Olsen inspecting the Kryptonian bottle city, Kandor.