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AbracaBraniel

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Romper Stomper from the land of OooOo

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AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· 25d

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· 26d

This is who they contracted to install them

Photo of man with dumb smirk on his face with cap and denim vest. This man is Ernest P. Worrell—know what I mean, Vern?

Vern is you, the audience. You’ve been Vern the whole time.

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· 26d

Line drawing of figure with furrowed brow, incredulous at the stupidity

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· 28d

Welp, I guess…

Anton Chigurh as portrayed by Spanish actor Javier Bardem in a Spanish Jersey, staring straight at the camera in an exterior corridor.

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jul 13

Proof of life of Aegon Targaryen. He lies in a hospital bed with a burned face, while Larys strong lies at his side.

This photo is actually the widely shared and widely disbelieved proof of life of Mitch McConnell wearing a button up shirt and jeans in a hospital bed accompanied by his supposed wife and definitely not a CCP spy, Elaine Chao

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jul 7

What’s Shredder’s favorite thing to eat? RIP byeeeeeeee

Close up of shredder from animated teenage mutant ninja turtles
Text Reads: Turtle Soup

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jul 5

Balogun #USMNT

Soccer player Falorin Balogun receiving a red card from a ref. A photoshopped hand of Balogun holding a green Uno reverse card in the ref’s face.

LFG

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jul 5

Long live the true queen #HOTD

Man with beard, tie dye shirt featuring Rhaenyra Targaryen

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jul 4

Happy hot-link day

Man who just realized his beard is now greying, standing on a deck in Sonoma county California. Some trees n a river in the background n whatnot

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jul 4

Ready to rep the true ruler of Westeros at Stern Grove for Major Lazer on Sunday

Swirl tie dye shirt featuring a graphic of Rhaenyra Targaryen

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jul 3

Taylor, Maternal Instinct (2026)

Portuguese player chasing a Croatian player who has the soccer ball tucked beneath his jersey like a fully baked pregnancy. I shouldn’t even be making this joke.

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jul 3

From Chuck Klosterman’s hypotheticals: 🖤

Text is from Chuck Klosterman’s hypotheticals. Highlighted text reads:

This is the opening line of Jay McInerneys Bright Lights, Big City: "You are not the kind of guy who would be in a place like this at this time of the morning". Think about that line in the context of the novel (assuming youre read it). Now go to your CD collection and find Heart's Little Queen album (assuming you own it). Listen to the opening riff to "Barracuda". Which of these two introductions is a higher form of art?
Not overly familiar with either. Bright Lights, Big City's Wikipedia summary makes it sound like many 1980s novels in the vein of Bret Easton Ellis. "Barracuda", on the other hand, sounds like "Immigrant Song" without full conviction behind it. I think Heart edge it here, if only because Zep is better than any amount of satires about the existential pain of being upper-middle-class in the US.
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You are watching a movie in a crowded theater. Though the plot is mediocre, you find

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jul 1

Great work NY Times. 0 other ways to say this:

Screenshot reads: New York Times

Left-Wing Insurgent Ousts
15-Term Congresswoman in Colorado
Melat Kiros, a 29-year-old democratic socialist, unseated Representative Diana DeGette in a Democratic primary to represent the Denver area.

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jun 30

Haaland looks like if the Rugrats’ Cynthia doll was bitten by a radioactive ninja turtle #WorldCup

Cartoon image of hand holding poorly treated knockoff Barbie.

Picture of Norway’s Erling Haaland. Blond male, blue jersey

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jun 29

Drive ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Setting as character. Series of choices by one person has consequences protag has to deal with.

Man sitting in car (Ryan Gosling). Text reads Drive

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jun 29

I ran through a box of dragon Kleenex on that one. Absolute savage TV.

Line figure holding a solo cup in one hand, shooting a gun into the air in the other. Platinum hair on the figure

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jun 29

Seeing texts come in as my people finish episode 2 #HOTD

Little hysterical girl screaming with mouth open. She has badly pasted platinum blonde hair

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jun 29

Emma D’arcy House of the Dragon (all seasons). Adrian Brody in The Pianist

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jun 29

Mine eyes, how they water so— These people aren’t even real.

Exasperated man with his eyes closed in exhaustion, holding a cigarette. He has platinum white long haired badly pasted to look like a Targaryen

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jun 29

Bend The Knee #HOTD

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jun 28

Canada in the RSA goal box twice now:

Drawing of tense person with head tilted back mouth slightly open in anticipation of something grave on the horizon. Figure has a hood covering part of their face

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jun 28

Uzbek criminals got crushed

Man in grey suit with green shirt and tie. His name is a’Borat. He looks serious

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jun 27

Patricia, my milk of magnesia #WidowsBay #horrorsky

Woman in red shirt standing in the street at night

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jun 25

Name a film that’s a full sentence. (Make Sure You’re in Heaven for at Least 30 Minutes) Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead. 2007

3 stills of stacked photos from the film before the devil knows you’re dead. Top photo: actor Ethan Hunt and Philip Seymour Hoffman looking distressed. Middle photo actress Marissa Tomei looking stressed. Bottom photo two more dudes looking stressed.

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jun 24

JD Vance at home like

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jun 24

This dude on the fifa broadcast just picked smoked salmon over a Brazilian fried chicken stuffed simosa.

Big red button that reads “Lie”

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jun 23

Line drawing of a person with mouth agape in shock

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jun 22

James Franco shirtless in the movie spring breakers with White Targaryen Hair. Caption reads: look at all my dragons y’all

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jun 21

#CapeFear and the use of the Dutch angle

Cartoon drawing up woman with arms wrapped six times around a captive man. Text reads “there is no escaping my love”

AbracaBraniel@scrawlivertate· Jun 20

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.