What's the G for? If you have to ask, ALVIN is probably not for you.

ALVIN will soon start selling online and in stores for $249. Wholesale price is $167.77 with 10. If any of my Bluesky friends want one, I'll give you that wholesale price shipping included. Best I can do. Unfortunately, they're not cheap to build. DM me or info@alvintv.com

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Here's a quick walkthrough of the new ALVIN adult streaming platform. Coming to your TV in time for the holidays. A better way to jerk off.

ALVIN'S GOT A G-SPOT (And it's easy to find!)

Did you Meet ALVIN yet?

And here's a sneak peek at the new ALVIN remote with its G-spot and VIBE features hee hee Preorders start this week.

Here's a sneak peek at the ALVIN home screen... (Studio logos for demo purposes only.)

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