🔩Joan

@screwedjoan

Trans Bisexual Stoner Disaster Dyke. I like women, music and cats.Trying to enjoy life and not let the world get me down. She/Her. 🔞 Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Abolish ICE

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🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Jun 19

Be nice to her. It’s hard out there for a pretty trans girl right now. We all have our demons. 💜

Joan selfie in brown panties and a purple tshirt hiked up as she lays down to resemble a crop top. her entire belly and thighs are exposed as she splays her legs out slightly against the wall behind her. She smiles with brown eyes behind teal glasses as her straight brown hair streams around her shoulders. in between her thighs and covering her groin is a grey stuffed gargoyle demon. behind her is a pale green wall, the drawer of a countertop, with the edge of a pink painting near her legs.

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Jun 13

They call me Chesty Clockz I got a real fat heartz ;3

Joan selfie against the green sheets and pillow of a bed showcasing her top half. her right arm is across her chest covering her nipples but showing pronounced cleavage with several prominent freckles. she smiles lightly behind teal glasses as her brown hair messily falls behind her.

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Jun 5

happy pride month (i will delete this if you hate it)

my girldick girth Denali
your boy vagina appalling
even chasers think it stinks
Two in the pink? Dude, don't call me
Depth of a kiddie pool
and twice as deflated
it's like stretching a tarp out
when you're masturbating
hey, I'm just playing!
being weird and nasty
like a goofy hot surgeon
at your phalloplasty
another old man up in those folds
see, fucking a father figure holds
a special place in my heart
you know we're not that far apart
like a turd from a shart
separate THIS art!
ships not-quite-passing
in the cruising twilight
trying to fuck our parents
to get our heads right
so jokes aside,
let us abide by solidarity
in fucking men
and general faggotry

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Apr 6

far cry 2 promotional image with a soldier holding a rifle behind his head with one arm standing in a field at sunset. there is a speech bubble emanating from him to the bottom of the screen indicating he is speaking the quoted text

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Mar 29

picture of walter white with a crude chef’s hat drawn on and his mustache made black and curly. in teal font it says “a-Jesse, we have-a to cook-a da pasta”

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Mar 20

extremely curious as to why this is using the exact same visual format as the Pink Floyd Back Catalogue poster

six girls naked sitting poolside, each with full body paint of a pink floyd album on their back, left to right ummagumma, relics, dark side of the moon, wish you were here, the wall, and animals

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Mar 17

I’m glad I don’t live in Iran, where the evil government has politically motivated crackdowns on urban centers to prevent enemies from gathering. Unlike the United States which hmmmmmmmmmm wait a second

THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.
Iran unleashes new crackdown on its people to head off uprising

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Mar 10

what does a “flow state” mean re: a Reddit gaming thread ??

me deep in a Reddit gaming thread genuinely entering a flow state
find it on reddit
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Image of a plain 3D bald human figure with oily rainbow streaks around them, blue-white skin sparkling.

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Feb 28

batman sitting in front of a number of computer monitors lit from below with his fist on his chin

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Feb 27

Lysa Tully from the Game of Thrones show holding her son Robin close and sitting on a throne with a speech bubble emanating from her mouth to the bottom of the screen indicating she is saying the quoted text

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Feb 26

“Don’t Stop Believing Hold on to that feeling I need sexual healing” - Billy Joel Armstrong

1980s Billy Idol, whomst is nether billy joel nor billy joe armstrong

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Feb 7

Angus Johnston
@angus.bsky.social
Follow
There's a whole tier of Democratic politicians who think the way to solve fascism is to say stuff you would have said eight years ago, but with a curse word in it.
Sen. Adam Schiff@schiff.senate.gov • 5d
The path back to power for the Democratic Party is to be the party that gets shit done.
March 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM & Everybody can reply

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Jan 23

this man is a national treasure

Causing lyrical disasters, it's the master
Make music for mini-me's, models and fat bastards
These women trying to get me out my
Pelle Pelle
They strip off my clothes and tell me, get in my belly

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Jan 20

Robyn’s new single is good. The B-Side…oooooh boy these are an early qualifier for worst lyrics of the year

Sexistential

Robyn
So I was about to go have a kid on my OWn
And then my doctor said, "Now, Robyn, who would be your dream donor?"
Well, Adam Driver always did kind of give me a boner
She's like, "Yeah, wasn't he great in Don't Mess With The Zohan?"

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Jan 18

the brave little toaster standing on a cardboard box with a speech bubble emanating from his mouth to indicate he is speaking the quoted text

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Jan 17

shadow the hedgehog sitting crosslegged against a red orange and black gradient background, surrounded by gems of various colors. there is a speech bubble emanating from his mouth to the bottom if the screen to indicate he is saying the quoted text

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Jan 17

uhhhh what

Greenland 2: Migration
PG-13
1HR 38MINS
HOSENRAG
GREENLAND 2
MIGRATION
JANUARYO
Standard
Recliner Seating
5:30pm
8:20pm
D)))
| • LASER • STADIUM SEATING

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Jan 16

i’m just listening to this again it’s so fucking funny

Bryan Adams
Cats on top, that's not what we want
Cats on top, definitely not
Can't get down about it, gotta start believing
Imagine the impossible, and everything you're dreaming
If you wanna be a winner, be yourself

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Jan 16

Stop what you are doing and LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW. However funnybad you think this will be, it is much funnier and worse. The most I have laughed all week.

CHAR TE THE WOND DOC
ORIGINAL SONGS FROM THE MOTION PICTURE BY BRYAN ADAMS
Charlie The Wonderdog (Original
Songs from the Motion Picture) - Sin...
Bryan Adams
Rock • 2026 • D Dolby Atmos • Wu Lossless
• Play
x, Shuffle
Charlie The Wonderdog
2 You Got To Believe
3 Anything Is Possible

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Jan 15

i think a lot about this book advertisement in a publishing magazine at my old job where elon is quoted as just saying “yeah” with zero context. i wonder if they just pulled that from a tweet and if they had to pay him

The New York Times bestselling author of Superintelligence asks, what if things go right?
Nick Bostrom, Author of SuperIntelligence
"Yeah"
-ELON MUSK
"Wow!"
-PROFESSOR ERIK
BRYNJOLFSSON
Stanford University;
Co-author of The Second Machine Age
"Fascinating"
-PETER COY
The New York Times
"A major contribution to human thought and ways of thinking.
"
-ROBERT LAWRENCE KUHN
DEEP
UTOPIA
LIFE AND MEANING IN A SOLVED WORLD
NICK BOSTROM
AUTHOR OF SUPERINTELLIGENCE

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Jan 11

this does not seem normal

CHA
13-25
74
BONUS
1:53 - 2nd
FanDuel SN…..
+3
30
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BONUS
UTAH
13-24

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Jan 6

tow mater truck from pixar’s Cars movie with a speech bubble emanating from his mouth to the bottom of the frame indicating he is speaking the quoted text

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Jan 2

will smith playing a cop in the movie Bright steadying a gun towards the camera and looking weary while standing next to a police cruiser

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Dec 30

still from i think you should leave with two musicians playing guitar and the one on the right wackily opening his mouth with a speech bubble going to the bottom of the frame indicating he is saying the quoted text

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Dec 29

3 Series Delay, few frills, but i really appreciate the “type” switch which gives you the option between analog and digital voicings, and the full 800ms delay is spacey as shit

white 3-knob JHS Series 3 delay guitar pedal with audio cables hooked up and the red LED in

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Dec 28

here’s the ending in case you wanted more benedryl-stupor fever dream music 😶‍🌫️ i swear they’re saying “Make your heart the manger for our lord” which is. lol. i guess that’s a real metaphor. it’s just so damn inelegant. a writer was no where near this they just published the first draft sora spat out

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Dec 28

apologies for terrible quality but just look at what passes for christian programming right now it’s a new breed of pathetic

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Dec 27

they needed an entire televised interview to get to the bottom of this enthralling mystery

THE OUTFRONT INTERVIEW
HOW BILL DEBLASIO WAS MISTAKEN FOR MAYOR BILL DE BLASIO

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Dec 24

everyone involved needs to see this perfect confluence @shelleybwoke.bsky.social @holybible.bsky.social

FreeLinkophant Shelley. @shelley..
Real shit.
• 5h
Ela Bambust -
• (No... @ela-b... • 6h
Never post anything to the internet you don't mind being reposted by your
10K+ follower buddies
个
• • •
Jimmy Buffett
@holybible.bsk... • 5h
Guys I'm not gonna beat around the bush
I'm shaving my freakin clam

🔩Joan@screwedjoan· Dec 13

haha it sure would have sucked if the nazis had won 🫥