Mr. Scruff Monkey (@scruffmonkey) · DIRTY

Mr. Scruff Monkey

@scruffmonkey

Spaffing mind vomit onto the intertubes since the 90s. A crushing disappointment to all. Dublin based.

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Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· 3d

For cat day, my fav pic of my better halfs cat

A small orange cat stares at the image of a Lion on the television

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· 20d

If a rogue AI company wiped everyones money out, it would solve the problem of AI and it's backers in double quick time. There'd be a full blown Butlerian Jihad with Musk, Altman and all the other flimflam merchents displayed planet of the apes style in a public square

Astronauts come across multiple people crucified as a warning

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Jul 10

Dear god, I thought I was bad (i was) but you, this is you!

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Jul 9

lovely!

Tobias Funke from Arrested Development as a member of Blue Man Group

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Jun 24

Kemis got it, got what it takes...

screen shot from early 1980s British Pork advert noted for its creepy undertones.

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Jun 12

Just meeting with the Über-Morlocks

Jeremy Irons as the uber morlock from the Time Machine movie

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· May 27

he's slowly turning into a skeksis

Skeksis creature from Henson's The Dark Crystal franchise.

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· May 22

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· May 21

Is anyone really surprised by these utter donkeys, there’s just no beginning to their talents.

Scene from withnail and I where the intrepid duo are seeking help from a farmer but with snarky text “help, we’ve becom3 elected representatives by mistake” used instead of “we’ve gone on holiday by mistake”

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· May 20

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· May 20

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· May 16

Commander Riker with a “I’m interested, please continue” expression on his face.

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· May 6

Character from the movie Idiocracy stating that he likes money.

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Apr 23

I keep thinking of this for some reason

Poster for the movie Masque Of The Red Death showing Vincent Prices face.

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Apr 18

there's somthing weird in the way it generates if the letters fi are together

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Apr 16

one prophylactic, soiled

Frank Oz from the Blues Brothers movie holding a used condom on a pencil with a look of utter disgust.

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Mar 20

for fans of Irish cuisine

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Mar 20

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Mar 19

Screenshot from Return Of The Jedi with the text "It's an older meme, Sir. But it checks out" in place of it's an older password.

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Mar 16

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Mar 9

This is how he imagines himself

Scene from the Godfather Part 2 where Michael Corleone and other gangsters plot their intentions for Cuba.

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Mar 1

he's carrying on a fine Nazi tradition of being off ones tits.

Picture is cover of book with name of "Biltzed, Drugs in Nazi Germany"

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Jan 28

Group of magicians from Arrested Development demanding to be taken seriously with Kemi Badenoch added to them.

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Jan 28

Blue Footed Booby

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Jan 23

zoom in and enhance

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Jan 22

Why on earth do we need regulating?

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Jan 19

Soiled head bandage is so hot right now!

Mugatu "so hot right now" meme

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Jan 6

She pronounces it as "dahlink" and then asks "were is moose?"

Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Dec 30

The cards

Deck of IOU (I owe you) cards

Mr. Scruff Monkey@scruffmonkey· Dec 9

"You'll be visited by 3 spirits!", The spirits

Image shows the 3 Waner Bros Animaniac characters