Schrödinger’s Squirrel
@scuffleuffagus
Occasionally profane. Frequently snarky. Always blue. 🆘🗽 Jersey girl chillin' in the PNW. History doesn't repeat itself, but It often rhymes. – Mark Twain, maybe
Cool. Just noticed you are in the UK. Have spent a bit of time there and love it. This is the house he did for my friend.
Woke up to find this gift in my yard. Thanks for trusting me, mama. On this somber and windy day, in this dark and uncertain timeline, nature reminds us that there is always hope.
Well acktually it's totally different this time because new boot tan.
Sure can't. But you can make it even worse by putting in a can of water until it turns into unrecognizable mush.
So, citizens get minimal savings at the pump in exchange for blowing up the national debt further, to continue an unnecessary forever war, so that wealthy oil investors can get wealthier?
Narrator in Morgan Freeman voice: They were not overreacting.
Or, if spray painting seems too hard and you need your tacky gold schlock quicker, head over to Temu and get some peel n' stick. (Yes, this is real.)
You're a liberal cannabis dabbler named Lisa Sideboob55 and you need a nap?