Kale Chip 🐟

@seafoodchip

she/they | 23 | Digital artist & certified splatoon brainrotter 🐟 SFW, occasionally suggestive art/reposts seafoodchip on most other platforms, semisentientseafood on tumblr

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Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· 9d

Sforzando has been executed for juicing the quaver plush

Me as Sforzando drinking a blue alcoholic beverage

Sforzando getting executed for her crimes

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· 9d

Oh yeah here’s like actual pictures of our cosplays

Me as Sforzando and Epicyoshimaster as Penny showing off a quaver plush

Epicyoshimaster as Penny and me as Sforzando

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· 10d

sforzando has been found dead in florida #unbeatable

My cosplay of Sforzando from unbeatable in the family guy death pose accompanied by a quaver plush

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· 14d

this is a certified shrimp 🗣️🦐🔥 - 🎨 #unbeatable

Chibi style art of Quaver’s shrimp/chef outfit from unbeatable

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· 15d

raiders out so let’s post side order art LOL I can finally share my piece done for @encorepwease.bsky.social !! I can’t thank the team enough for making it such an awesome zine project to be a part of 🫶 Leftovers close pretty soon so go get ur last minute goodies!! - 🎨 #splatoon #sideorder

Zine piece done for the Encore Pwease Side Order Zine. Agent 8 with turquoise and pink hair is holding an order brella above their head looking up at Pearl drone who is shooting off several bombs and specials at once. Many jelletons are flying across the stage

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· 17d

Got a new product up in my store in celebration of Splatoon Raiders! :] No need to choose between Shiver Frye and Big Man for your raids just take all 3 of them along (you cannot do this) - #splatoon #splatoonraiders

Photo of a 3-charm linking keychain featuring designs based on Shiver, Frye, and Big Man’s bot buddy accessories from Splatoon Raiders

Photo of the charm posed next to Deep Cut amiibos

The illustrations featured on the charm. Shiver’s shark mask (top), Frye’s eel mask (middle), Big Man’s manta mask (bottom)

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· 18d

in light of recent events #unbeatable

Doodle of Eve holding a notebook, saying “These are some great lyrics, Rest! What gave you the inspiration for them?” with Rest in the background making an awkward expression. There is a faint image of the realistic tails meme captioned “(the jamie paige content) companion 😭😭😭😭😭”
if you want context you should play unbeatable and then look at the youtube upload description for loner smile

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· 19d

I’ll be playing splatoon raiders with my BOOBS out

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· 21d

HAPPY 9TH BIRTHDAY SPLATOON 2

doodle of a tired looking Pearl with a party hat looking down at a cake on a table with candles shaped like the number 30

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· Jul 12

Screenshot of my inkling made to look like they’re soyjak pointing at the 333x sign

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· Jul 3

I am a fan of her arcade mode sprites

draw over of the “hingle dingle gingle a single songle” meme with poco from unbeatable

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· Jul 2

why is no one talking about this cool and real new splatoon idol duo #unbeatable 🎨

Colored doodle of Apoco and Poco from unbeatable stylized to fit Splatoon

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· Jun 30

aggressively thinking about several games at once unbeatable is one of those - 🎨 #unbeatable

Colored doodle redraw of Clef from unbeatable’s thinking sprite. There is also a semi opaque image of “Glamrock Freddy wants you to pull the fire alarm when you go to school tomorrow!” I added after finding out Clef shares a va with Gregory from fnaf

Colored doodle of Penny from unbeatable over a post that reads:

observer gf
- observing
- detects ordinarily overlooked details
- sees the big picture
- learning to sit back and observe
- “i’ll take a look at that”
- “yes, i’m keeping an eye on it”
- scanning everything
- “i see”
- takes pleasure in looking
- always watching
- always watching
- always wa

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· Jun 30

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· Jun 22

Best non grand run score yet yippeee 🔥🔥🔥

Results for the recent Big Run with a score of 221 eggs hitting top 1%

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· Jun 19

I’ve opened an ACGGoods shop! Got a small handful of goodies for Splatoon, Hollow Knight, Deltarune, and a couple others to start out with :] Will post about updates whenever there’s new stuff! - acggoods.com/store/seafoo...

Promotional graphic for an ACGGoods store. Features a doodly version of my goldie character Gas Station Sushi pointing up at example images of prints, keychains, stickers, and buttons for sale. Includes art for Splatoon, Hollow Knight, Deltarune, Tunic, and Kirby

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· Jun 18

today I bring various suspiciously marketable characters tomorrow… who knows 🎨

Simple drawing of the Ruin Seeker Fox from Tunic

Simple drawing of Susie from Deltarune in Susiezilla costume

Simple drawing of Cloth from Hollow Knight

Simple drawing of Elfilin from Kirby and the Forgotten Land

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· Jun 16

I wanted to make a ref for my wol but she does not really have a main fit yet

Drawing of my FFXIV character wearing the zelda t-shirt khaki shorts outfit

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· Jun 15

brainrotting over unbeatable ffxiv and tunic while splatoon deltarune and silksong have new things on the horizon i feel like this rn

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· Jun 15

didn’t feel like finishing this 🥀happy 8th bday octo peakspansion - 🎨 #splatoon

unfinished drawing of Agent 8 facing the sunrise with a hand covering part of their face

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· Jun 14

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· Jun 13

hi quaber… - 🎨 #unbeatable

Colored doodle of Quaver from Unbeatable (a game you should play) in front of a simple pink background

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· Jun 7

happy 6/7 I have finished unbeatable so I can now legally own these yay!

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· May 14

where are my two tunic fans at 🔥🔥🔥 - 🎨 #tunic

Artwork of the Boss Scavenger from Tunic (you should play tunic) holding her pink glowing weapon with the brightly glowing blue hexagon on a pedestal in the background

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· May 11

this was actually a redraw of smthn I drew the day they were revealed! :]

13 year olds when they draw a bald person (May 10 2016)

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· May 4

1:23 - 3:23 this video makes me want to hurt myself and others

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· Apr 30

I need yellow paint for ffxiv im almost to endwalker and I still look like this in duties

Large dot: “I’m going to kill you by the way”
Lone red dot: “I hope I don’t get killed”
Faint orange line: “Hey this thin line is only here for one second and Will one shot you if you didn’t memorize every spot it marked”

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· Apr 24

truly awful

Image from tomodachi life of Louie from pikmin crushing on both Trobbio from silksong and burgerpants from utdr

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· Apr 23

@epicyoshimaster.bsky.social and I exchanged miis in tomodachi life while she was visiting and when this mii of cromdo from bugsnax was sent over the pronouns changed to she/her on their own ?? congrats on the transition

Image of my Tomodachi Life game on a TV and Yoshi’s in handheld. Cromdo Mii’s pronouns are he/him on Yoshi’s switch and she/her on mine, with a message in the top left of the screen indicating that no edits were made to the Mii

Kale Chip 🐟@seafoodchip· Apr 21

RAIDERS REAL