people see my daughter's earphones and ask if she is bothered by loud noises, I don't like to lie but it takes too long to explain how she absolutely adores fireworks and it's difficult to keep her at a safe distance because she is also kinda an adrenaline junkie but doesn't like public noise
AI is the bastard step child of popular culture and political pundents
about 8 years ago I used to get super high and do photography edits, I kinda miss it
sometimes I check out my daughter's YouTube channel and find out she's mixing smooth R&B with Sprunki and I smile
age check: when I first listened to Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield I just thought he was singing about Miss Tisdale
my daughter is profoundly autistic and semi verbal, I had no idea she knew what cortisol was much less how to spell it yet here we are
back in my day we didn't need to worry about bluesky mods, we had to worry about summer school teachers which is basically the same thing
I actually decided to rewatch RAD, I should live skeet it but I'll spare you all... however I distinctly remember me and all my friends yelling BULLSHIT
Myles Standish AIN'T GOT NO FLINT IN HIS FLINT LOCK WHAT THE FUCK ARE DOCUMENTARY MAKERS EVEN DOING
VA doc has me wearing a heart monitor for the next 14 days so I'm gonna need to hit the button and then log shit like "stepped in to prevent a bar fight" or "was gifted a bump of cocaine"
sometimes it feels like I'm just here to make sure my daughter has kick ass album cover worthy photos of her youth
hahaha you'll take a hamburger then, HEAR THAT BOYS MY KID SAXON IS AS SMART AS A WHIP, GIVE HIM A PENNY BOYS
If you are confident in yourself and pure of heart she'll do double digit regrouping math if you ask nicely. If you fail her vibe check she'll make your world hell if you push her. I have a hard time correcting that behavior
I purposefully taught my daughter both am/pm time and military time but never favored one over the other more than my own phone set to military time... today I noticed she has her phone set to military time and this feels like my daughter picked the best religion all on her own
Imagine getting injured in Vietnam and your VA disability gets flagged because you stated "the butter bar told us to do it" and AI is like "bars of butter don't give orders"
do y'all get tested with simulated phishing attack by your company like every other week? this is ridiculous
one of my most favorite things about Andor is how much of a repressed club girl senator Mothma was
The premier Fort Bragg meme page is taking shots at the latest MAGA changes to VA disability cuts
Jessie Jackson reading Green Eggs and Ham on SNL 1991 is my baseline high
I think more Olympic athletes should sniff each other's butts at the finish line like that wolf dog did