Sean Milstead

@seanmilstead

Technology executive. Amateur father of four and husband. Oregon Ducks, Seattle Mariners and comics fan. Happily married to @jennywho.bsky.social

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Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· 28d

We saw you across the bar and we really dig your vibe

Jay and Silent Bob from the Jersey-verse standing outside a Mooby’s restaurant looking either menacing or amorous. It’s hard to know with these two.

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· 29d

Love this on the promo site.

"no AI was used in making this promo
respect the planet and fuck AI"

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Jun 12

What about the anomaly I saw earlier where the following feed was people I followed but looked like some sort of algorithm instead of a true timeline?

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Jun 9

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Apr 27

This headline sponsored by DraftKings.

ESPN notification with the headline: “Inevitable result of gambling.” Story is related to Brendan Sorsby’s gambling issue.

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Apr 13

Only Blazer game of the year for the crew, but they had tons of fun. Thank you to @sheriffofportland.bsky.social for the tix.

Girl excited to get her photo taken at a Blazer game.

Boy holding up a Blazer penant that reads “Rip City runs deep.”

Rip is painted on his cheek.

Boy holding up a Blazer penant that reads “Rip City runs deep.”

City is painted on his cheek.

Boy stretching his arms to compare himself to an NBA basketball player’s wingspan.

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Apr 8

You can thank temporary editor “~2026-21570-48” for the quick edit.

Wikipedia snipped of Dreyer’s article:

In 2020, Dreyer released STET! Dreyer's English: A Game for Language Lovers, Grammar Geeks, and Bibliophiles, a card game based on his style guide[17]. Dreyer maintains an active presence on social media, where he frequently comments on grammar, usage, and literary culture.[18]

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Dec 3

Edited screenshot from the game “Life & Death” with a salt and pepper hairs gentlemen looking at the camera saying…

“My wife and I saw you from across the room and we really liked your vibe.”

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Dec 1

Alright, since I added a BSKY person I follow a few days ago (Pirate1031, you know who you are) and we’re doing a good job of gifting daily, figured I’d put it out in the ether. Bonus points if in PDX. Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is: 190544239984

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Nov 4

This fucking multiverse version of Lex Luthor endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

Lex Luthor as played by Jesse Eisenberg.

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Nov 1

Epilogue B: The desires of two passionate college football fans are fulfilled.

From the Reddit game thread comment at (https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/s/5PJmAfnjhd)

r/Daedalus871:

That's the night the lights went out in Arizona

That's the night the Vandals walked off with a win

Reply from r/Sfmilstead:

I don't have a dog in the fight. I'm just hoping for OT.

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Nov 1

How @jennywho.bsky.social and I do Halloween.

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Oct 25

Honestly, my oldest is getting a music degree up at University as Fuck (UAF…University of Alaska, Fairbanks), and he’s a Ducks fan since he had me and his mom as parents, so I’m thinking this could cross-state credit hours. (Yes, this was just an excuse to post his award-winning performance).

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Oct 22

If that’s the best that Maine D’s can offer for a D candidate…

Cat reading the newspaper meme.

“I should move to Maine.”

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Oct 16

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Oct 15

Honestly the best thing I ever did health wise was quit drinking during my divorce. An industry pal told me it was the “someone else has to see me naked diet.”

Sean, thinner in the face a few months later.

Sean in his final form, 18 months after the first pic.

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Oct 12

Hey, I had the same experience with my Ducks game over your last two skeets a few hours ago.

Screenshot of this skeet of Katie’s and her previous one’s.

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Oct 1

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Sep 23

No offense, @darrylayo.bsky.social, I know you have had bullshit in your replies in the past, but asking a question that only your mutuals can answer leaves out a ton of ideas (and you can always block the ones who are assholes). First and foremost, list the local advertisers and boycott them.

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Sep 19

The first Batman comic I remember buying was Batman (vol 1) #400. Released before I got a box at my LCS (thank you Uncle Dave), I got it on a rack because of its cool cover and the fact that it was an anniversary comic. Meant something to the 8 y/o that bought it.

Cover to Batman #400. Sorry too drunk to be descriptive.

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Sep 19

I literally just introduced my youngest to Kermit arms last night so this is a well timed GIF.

Sean Milstead@seanmilstead· Sep 18

So did anyone else get a letter like this? Note: I never served. USCG was my selective service election lo so many years ago. Also, anyone on #BlueSkyLaw #BskyLaw wanna pro bono help me write a nice letter to privacyincidentresponse@uscg.mil to find out when this breach happened?