Chili Sean Carne

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Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Jun 28

They did it! They survived the Kraken attack long enough to return the egg someone stole and the ship was transporting! Good for them.

Overhead view of a D&D battlemap with several mini figures fighting a giant green Kraken and its 6 tentacles

Another overhead view of a D&D battlemap with several mini figures fighting a giant green Kraken and its 6 tentacles

A horizontal overhead view of a D&D battlemap with several mini figures fighting a Kraken. Some of the figures are wrapped up in its tentacles. One is in its mouth.

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Jun 4

The fuck? I have the other half of this set in the fridge storing my leftover porkchops.

A stack of 4 "rare" Pyrex containers, white with the painted blue flower pattern, just chilling in my cabinet.

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Jun 2

A book cover(?) called mushroom skull spaghetti. It is spaghetti with button mushrooms carved with little eyes at the top and teeth on the stems look like skulls.

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· May 30

Had this new oven for a month, and I love it so much! 4 burners and a griddle in the middle (but she got much back)

A black stove top for a gas stove - 4 burners on each corner and, in the middle, a cast iron griddle (currently with a white spoon rest on top of it).

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· May 24

A green bumper sticker with black font. There are two cartoon orc faces on either side of the font. It reads "I got my ass ate at the rusty orc tavern. It was the best night of my life."

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· May 23

I heard a bird call I didn't recognize so I downloaded an app to identify it, and was told it was a eurasian black cap. Immediately dismissed this because I am currently in New Hampshire. Then I see this and, sure enough - eurasian black cap! What're you doing way out here, bud?

Small bird with a black body and reddish brown head standing in the grass

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Apr 24

Drop something from the 80's

A man with a beard and wearing a flat cap, smirking and sipping from a very, very small beer mug.
It is picture of me.

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Apr 22

We have this weird statue on a high-ish shelf sitting in reception (where I am still covering duty), and this morning 2 lab folks were wandering around, waiting for a meeting room to open up.

A rectangular shelf. Sitting on it, left to right, are several books, book ended by a microscope, and then a little farther over a black, metal statue of two hands cupping an expressionless face

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Apr 20

Honk if you're corny

Several geese in a grassy field. One goose is very close and eating corn niblets from a pile on the ground

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Apr 11

I call this "spring cleaning"

Several plastic springs (cat toys) being retrieved from beneath the oven using the long flexible stick from another cat toy while a black cat looks on and is moving to grab one

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Mar 25

I'm thinking of a market where ear plugs and headphones get a little cartoon version of some popular IP, set up, I'd imagine, in a way similar to how Funko Pops work. Instead of little hoops like these, you get little Boba Fetts, or DBZ guys or whatever. Call them Ear Buds. Trademark that name.

Insert ear phones, but they have stylish little hoops on the outside.

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Feb 22

If you're in the greater Boston area and need to learn this very important skill, hit up my DMs!

Text over a snowy home:
I will be holding a free snow shoveling class at my driveway.
Come and join the class and learn proper ways to shovel snow.
My actual driveway will be provided, so that the training simulates real world conditions.
Bring your own shovel.

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Feb 12

A photograph of a frog jumping in a way that has one of his front legs extended, as if throwing something.

It has (badly) edited (by me) to have a bushy black mustache, red hat with an M, and "throwing" a fireball, like Mario, mid jump.

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Feb 12

So I asked Google how long it would take to travel by 1334.6 miles by horse and recieved this confident answer.

A searchbar at the top reads: how long would it take to travel 1334.6 miles by horse

And the results below, in bright, bold blue (followed by normal font): Approximately 2 hours and 30 minutes

To travel 1334.6 miles by horse, it would take approximately 2 hours and 30 minutes if you you are riding at a steady pace of 1 mile per hour. This estimate assumes a straight line journey without any stops and is based on a common speed for horseback riding.

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Jan 18

What kind of b.s. fortune cookie message is this?

The slip of paper from inside a fortune cookie. It reads "Don’t reach across the table for items; ask for them to be passed."

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Jan 13

From an article "The letter - dated January 1, 2026, reveals he's still of sound mind...and that he's converting to Christianity because of the "risk-reward" calculation"

The pointy hair boss from Dilbert comic strip facing Dilbert and saying "That's now how it works."

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Dec 8

Near-defunct punctuation! Tag yourself. I'm Snark Mark

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Dec 6

Fuck...

This is a post from the "Free Items" section of my local Nextdoor app, captioned "FREE Blue Baby Shoes. 2s. 7.9 mi. Malden". It is a picture of a pair of powder blue baby shoes. They have paper stuffing in them and are connected by a plastic strip and a manufacturer's tag.

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Dec 5

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Nov 23

Number 4 is located in...Dublin, I think? I have a few pictures, myself, but I couldn't figure out who it was supposed to be. If there was a plaque, I was always on the opposite side of the street from it.

The very large statue of a head, with a goatee and, round hairstyle resembling an afro. The hair is notably made from some copper type of meta, I guess? I didn't get close enough to inspect because it was across the street and I was coming back from several pubs.

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Nov 18

I don't know why I always come back to this fella looking at you from upside down, but I swear it's jus5 a weird little guy and not a goatse thing

A poorly drawn figure from behind looking at you upside downhill so his face is under his butt and between his legs. He is wearing pants, at least.

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Nov 13

That is just this

A magic the gathering card. The art features the skull of a large cat, and in its jaws is a dark blue egg. Its surrounded by swirling mists.
The text of the card reads:
Darkwater Egg

Artifact

(2) colorless mana and symbol for tapping the card, Sacrifice Darkwater Egg. Add symbol for blue mana (💧) and symbol for black mana (💀) to your mana pool. Draw a card.

The flavor text reads "Do you thirst for knowledge no matter the cost?" - Watnick, master glassblower.

The card gives illustrative credit to David Martin and, further, says it is trademarked, copyrighted, and was published 1993-2001 by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. 299/350

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Oct 22

I used tunemymusic.com to transfer. You can just link the playlists from one platform to the other.

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Oct 15

Now, with ALT text!

A window of a bookstore. Painted on the glass in all caps:
Fuck social media.
Marry books.
Kill AI.

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Oct 3

fullym.com/old-finnish-...

A man in his sixties or so with glasses and a short, neatly trimmed grey beard. His head an neck are covered in long brown grass or straw, like a lion's mane, if it were dirty and disheveled

A man in perhaps his late 40's or early 50's with a neatly trimmed grey mustache. He sits on a large rock, wearing blhe jeans and a shiny black coat. On his head and around his shoulders is a very large pile of wet kelp.

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Sep 23

Make up your mind! Is this a one piece puzzle or a thousand piece puzzle?

A puzzle featuring the smiling face of the protagonist from the Anime/Manga "One Piece"

On the bottom it reads "one piece - 1000pcs Jigsaw puzzle [mosaic art]"

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Sep 2

Ordered crepes with ham, spinach, and brie covered in a luscious white bechemel sauce... It is incredible, but also, my wife just referred to it as a French Enchilada. A Frenchilada, if you will.

A crepe (1/2 eaten) with ham, brie, and spinach, covered in a luscious white bechemel sauce.

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Aug 29

There was a loud clap of thunder that freaked out my cat, so she got up from her napping spot and crawled into my lap so I could protect her and I 😭

A black cat sitting in a lap at a computer desk. She has her ears perked from a second clap of thunder, but is otherwise pretty chill again

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Aug 14

Similar vibes here

The famous meme featuring Apocolypse and Rogue from the X-Men. Rogue is laying on her side in the same position as the woman in the field in the quoted picture, but Rogue has an extremely well-defined butt.

Chili Sean Carne@seanoneall· Aug 13

This one is called "Not Pounded in the Butt by the Physical Manifestation of Joy on the First Stop of Chuck Tingle's Book Tour, But a Good Time Was Had, Anyway" Thank you @chucktingle.bsky.social for a fantastic time and by far the most interesting book tour event I have ever been to or heard of!