I’ve got a sister who’s a Corgi, and she’d make for some delicious Buffalo wings.

He’s currently resting at an undisclosed location.

What we really need today are corrupt leaders who dress properly. And keep their suit jackets on when they’re promulgating some inane new policy.

Some people don’t know the difference between 💩 and Shinola.

If those landlords worked as hard as Troy Nehls, they could eat ribeyes and lobster tails morning, noon and night.

Sister Bertrille left the convent just to marry a serial adulterer?

Maybe we can get JD Vance to send him a “get well” message.

Combat Learjet posted this on FB and Insta.

How sweet it is.

I always wondered how the Kayan women got that look.

Guess they’re going to be busy.

For your consideration: A true problem-solver.

Concur.

Please don’t threaten me with a good time, Mr. President.

Saving the world, one autocrat at a time.

I’m such an optimist, I ordered dinner online:

Big, if true.

We should just be grateful it wasn’t a tan suit I suppose.

Same energy.

👑👑👑👑👑

Nicely done. BZ to you both. I sometimes get a hall pass to visit my buddies at Legion Post 365/VFW Post 704 in Vista, CA, but it’s…challenging. It’s good to see some cool people hanging out there still, even though a lot of the guys at our post are MAGA-lifers.

If he looks like this, he’s your man.

Guess I’m gonna have to update my LinkedIn.

Found it.

Gojira unspooled an entire roll of toilet paper from the upstairs bathroom just to greet me upon my arrival home from work. Thus, the bidet torture:

Trust the plan.