Bill

@segfahlt

tech nerd, stoic, melomaniac, physicist, chemist, horticulturist, political scientist, philosopher, DIYer, gamer, electrical engineer, bibliophile, drinker, gerontologist, hermit, leaker of light no proselytizing no solicitation

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Bill@segfahlt· 29d

Funny but false news article with the title "Cops beat Chinese man after asking for his name and in quotes from the Chinese man "I've lost all faith in our police" says Fuk Yu

Bill@segfahlt· Mar 21

try this one.

Bill@segfahlt· Jan 28

OH! So you are partly to blame for THIS!!?? Fuckers...said with the most love possible. ❤️❤️❤️

screenshot of a steam panel showing 5495.7 hours of play time for Terraria

Bill@segfahlt· Nov 6

I don't want to show the other lost hours for other games.

Screencap off Steam showing Terraria and a play time of more than 5000 hours.

Bill@segfahlt· May 19

Bill@segfahlt· May 1

Project StarKILL is off the ground!!

Bill@segfahlt· Oct 19

Great question! According to the Law of Conservation of French Fry Calories, when you eat fries from someone else’s plate, you're not only preventing them from consuming the calories, but you're also absorbing the negative caloric value of the act itself. A recent study by Frite & Gaine (2023) found that the consumption of 'borrowed' fries results in a net calorie loss for the eater, effectively creating a caloric deficit through 'transference guilt.' So, you're in the clear!

Reference: Frite, J., & Gaine, L. (2023). The conservation of calorie transfer in shared foods: French fries and the guilt paradox. Journal of Nutritional Absurdities, 14(3), 123-130.

Bill@segfahlt· Oct 11

Repost with a picture of you if you're not a catfish. I mean....umm..never mind.

Bill@segfahlt· Oct 10

Here. Don't use them all in one place. 😉

Bill@segfahlt· Sep 24

Did you say Gecho chamber?

Bill@segfahlt· Sep 23

like dis:

Bill@segfahlt· Sep 16

let us not forget:

picture of a giant-stride(ish) playground ride

Bill@segfahlt· Sep 10

Fixed it for you. 😘

Bill@segfahlt· Sep 5

Shrimp Salad Cocktail:

2 lb medium or large shrimp cooked
1 lb sliced white onions
1 lb sliced green peppers
3 cups cold pressed veggie oil
(avocado, olive, coconut, etc)
2 tsp salt
2+ tsp pepper (to taste)
optional: 1/4 cup chopped cilantro

Mix everything up in a big bowl or 1 gallon jug. let sit overnight.

Serve up heaven.

Bill@segfahlt· Jul 25

I'm hoping somebody can take this idea and make something cool with it. Sadly, my art skills are bottom of the barrel.

Political Image: Kamala 2024 Keep Advancing Make America Liberal Again

Bill@segfahlt· Jun 30

They like to climb. Here is one that's about to take over this tree. It'll shoot that one runner clear up to the top, then start fanning out. Then it will start fruiting.

Bill@segfahlt· Jun 30

Then after about 3 years, they look like this. This one just bloomed a couple days ago.

Bill@segfahlt· Jun 30

They start off looking like this. This is about 3-4 months after sprouting. notice the little spiky one in the middle. that ones about ready to start growing.